Emmett's POV

"Watch her please? I have to make something up to Alice." Jasper damn near begged, pointing to Nessie.

"Have fun." I agreed.

"We will." I thought he called over his shoulder, though it could have merely been my dirty mind's selective hearing.

"So-o-o," I drug out the word into three syllables, "Whatcha wanna do?"

"Play with Juju!"

"What's a, 'juju'?" I questioned.
She rolled her eyes and ran upstairs, returning with a stuffed elephant, that was purple.

"This is Juju!" she cried.

"Oh."

"He needs to go potty."

"Do you?"

She rolled her eyes and ran outside with the unnaturally purple elephant, I followed her.
She began to hum a tune that quickly turned into full-fledged singing, "Juju, go potty! Juju, go potty!" I hummed along, she continued, "Juju, go potty! Juju, go potty!"

"Juju, take poo!" I shouted.

"Juju, go poo poo! Juju go poo poo!" She sang out.

"Juju, go poo poo! Juju go poo poo!" I joined in.

"What in God's name..." Jasper trailed off when he saw me singing and dancing.

"I'm being the fun uncle, and don't you have something to do? Something being your wife!"

"Don't you talk about my Alice like that!"

"Sorry, dude, your buttons are messed up." I chuckled.

"What?" He scoffed, looking down, "Oh, I was in a hurry."

"Nice, now go make yourself useful."

He made a face and jogged up to the house.

"Did he go potty?" I asked her.

"Yup!" she answered, running towards the house.

I chased after her, swinging her up onto my shoulder and then running into the mansion. We continued to play, whilst listening to Jasper and Alice, not intentionally or anything, but they were loud, "What are they doing?"
"Uh, playing a game."
"Can we play too?"
"No!" I cried.
"Why not?"
"Because it's only for big people,"
"Will you tell me about it?"
"Maybe later."