A/N: So, first order of business - thank you, thank you, thank you for all the reviews! I appreciate each and every one of them. They are precious to me, like a precious precious gemstone wrapped in diamonds and covered in gold dust. Second order of business - sorry, but it looks like once a week is the fastest I'm going to be able to make these updates. Sorry for my complete lack of speediness. And finally, third order of business - everyone who reviews this week gets a prize. A fantastic, exclusive, EXTREMELY RARE prize of...
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY GAZILLION IMAGINARY BABY KITTENS!1!
Update: So it turns out, that's a lot of kittens. Apparently no one wants that many kittens, even if they are completely imaginary and therefore have very easy upkeep. Prize has been revised to two (2) imaginary kittens and a basket of hard cheeses.
Enjoy the chapter!
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