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Misa walks in and sees the girl lying on Light's bed

Misa: Gasp Light! You've been cheating on me! (starts beating him up)

Light: Ow! It's not what it seems! Ouch!

L: There is a 74 chance that our investigation will be more successful if Light-kun is not harmed. I shall remove him by force (yanks on chain)

Light comes flying out and lands on top of L

Light: Y'know, you're pretty dumb for one of the top 3 detectives in the world.

L: blushes I…merely did not observe the consequences of my action…

Light: Like I said.

The girl sneaks off

The detectives argue for a few minutes, then…

L and Light: Hey! Where'd she go?

Matsuda: Who's 'she'?

L: Huh? Where'd you come from?

Light: He walked in from the adjoining room. You're not doing so well today, Ryuzaki.

L: Not doing well? Yeah, well, your face isn't doing so well!

(L can feel his face growing redder)

Light: Like I said.

L: Well, you're…um…stupid!

Light: Again, like I said.

(L is decidedly scarlet)

L: I have decided to give up on comebacks for the day.

Light: Good idea (takes out some cake) I'm hungry.

L: I detect sugar…63.71° clockwise!

(jumps on top of Light)

Light: Hey! Ow! Why is everybody beating me up?!

L: SUGAR!

Matsu: I'm eating ca-ake! I'm eating ca-ake! (singsong voice)

(L mutilates Matsu and proceeds to inhale the cake)

L: I am now safe, as I have had my sugar fix.

Matsu and Light walk off, both carrying various body parts that were ripped off.

L: (still dazed) Huh? Where did they go? (Wanders off)

Please Review! Or L will decapitate you in his search for sugar! (now that's a threat)