Disclaimer: If I owned it, do you really think I'd be writing Kingdom Hearts fanfiction? HUH?! Hmph, that's what I thought.
Warning: This story contains shounen-ai/yaoi, drug addicts, alcoholics, stalkers and a bunch of other stuff… yeah…
A/N: You guys actually liked it? XD I'm amused, therefore in this chapter you get to meet 'stoner Cloud.'
Special Thanks
to Midnight808, RaiPhoenix015, Lalala12345, & She.Who.Knows for reviewing.
She.Who.Knows, actually, I really do, but it's fine now since I'm done with it. I swear my habitual procrastination will eventually lead to the death of me.
Once again, the title and chapter titles have absolutely nothing to do with the story.
Potato Chips and Pixie Sticks
Chapter 2: You're insane, I'm insane, we might as well be insane together! And while we're at it let's have some ice-cream! WAITER!
The morning had been very eventful; five hours ago they'd rushed Roxas to the clinic and had to sedate Axel to keep him from killing Riku. Currently, Sora was walking around the boat exploring, since Roxas (now conscious and well) was busy trying to get away from Axel (the sedative wore off) and Leon was sleeping. In a corner he saw a dark hunched over figure, mumbling to himself, shaking.
Sora gulped," um… Sir, are you ok?"
The man immediately snapped his face towards Sora and started at him with bloodshot eyes, Sora squeaked jumped back.
The man got up, and started patting nonexistent dust off his pants, he took off his black hood, to reveal spiky blond locks. Sora calmed down as he recognized him from the introduction earlier this morning… his name was…, "Cloud Strife, right?"
Cloud narrowed his eyes suspiciously at Sora, "how do you know my name?"
Sora gulped nervously, why did he seem mad? "T-the introductions."
Cloud loosened up, "oh, right, this morning." Sora cautiously nodded.
Cloud took out a needle from the pocket of his hoodie, stabbed it into his arm and starting injecting something, Sora squirmed, didn't that hurt? Noticing Sora still staring at him, he asked, "Wanna try?"
Sora shook his head furiously. If he did drugs, Roxas, not to mention Leon, would kill him. Besides he hated needles. Whenever he had to go to a clinic to get his shots, he'd try to escape, often climbing out the window. Unfortunately though, he was always caught. Damn those nurses!
The blond man shrugged," Your loss."
Knowing he had nothing else to do, he attempted to strike up conversation with the blond man, scary or not.
"Soo….Cloud….unique name…"
Cloud just stared intently at Sora and he started getting nervous. Oh crap! Was he sensitive about his name?
Then suddenly Cloud just shrugged again and Sora let out a tiny sigh of relief, "yeah, well, my parent's were high when they had me, they were high before they had me and they were high after they had me. No wonder I'm so screwed up."
He turned to leave, but then stopped for a moment and turned back to Sora, "But hey, at least it's not girly. So-ra." He then resumed walking away, chuckling.
Sora snarled, if there was one thing he drove him over the edge, it was being called girly in any way, shape, or form. Like having a feminine figure and a pretty face wasn't enough! That why his hair was spiky! It was some kind of natural defense he was born with so people could see he wasn't a girl (which most of the time failed) He didn't need somebody reminding him that his name was unisex too! So, his brain overloaded with an emotion mixture of embarrassment, hate, resentment and anger, he could only think to do one thing. Sora ran after Cloud Strife and tackled him with full force.
After a good some minutes filled with empty threats, yells, pinches and tumbling they ended up in a rather…compromising position.
To the right, someone whistled. Sora's head bolted over to see Riku, with a very mischievous looking smile on his face, "My, my, my. Please, Sweet Cheeks, if you want somebody to cheat on your boyfriend with, you should know I'm available."
Sora's face scrunched up in confusion so he looked like a chipmunk, a very cute one mind you, and Riku started laughing uncontrollably.
"What?!"
"Hahaha…it's just you, you…" quelling down his laughter, Riku straitened up and smirked, "you're a virgin aren't y-" Riku's sentence was cut short as he suffered a severe blow to the back of his head.
"WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HITTING ON MY BROTHER?! AND YOU!" He looked Cloud twice over, "you're hot… what do you say you and me, 8'o clock at the dining hall?" Cloud in return evaluated Roxas' body and licked his lips, "why not?"
"Roxas, no! You can't!" Axel whined.
"Shut up Axel! It's none of your business!" Roxas waved Axel off, incredibly annoyed. Then he turned to Sora, "you, little brother, will get your butt back to your room! Since you obviously aren't able to take care of yourself, you'll stay there till tomorrow!"
Sora hesitated, Roxas snapped, "NOW!" Sora turn tailed and ran back in the direction of his room…'hmmm, maybe I can go visit Le-' "AND I'D BETTER NOT FIND YOU IN LEONHART'S ROOM!" Sora sighed. Just as he was about to enter his room, two arm yanked him across the hallways, down the stairs and into the café, pushing him down into a seat. His captors were none other than his new found 'sugar buddies'!
With Roxas
"AXEL! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!" Roxas was screaming at his red headed stalker, who had, indeed, locked him in the hallway closet.
"No can do Roxy, if I let you out then you'll go on a date with that blond stoner, and I can't let that happen, now can I" Axel hummed.
"YES YOU CAN! LET ME THE HELL OUT RIGHT NOW! I SWEAR I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU!"
A man with brown shaggy hair, who had just awoken had just been roaming the halls in search of Sora, stood witnessing this 'heartwarming event'
The ends of Leon's lips curved slightly upwards, he loved seeing Roxas in pain and unhappy, as cruel as that may sound it was only because whenever he was around Leon couldn't even as much as touch Sora, not even a quick peck on the cheeks or holding hands! And believe Leon, Roxas was ALWAYS around. Leon wasn't a mean person, a bit anti-social and intimidating maybe, but not mean. Leon and Sora had been going out for 5 years, FIVE WHOLE YEARS, and they'd yet to have a proper make out session, for God's sake!
Back with Sora
While Yuffie was devouring a ginormous 'Yuffie Ice-cream Sunday', which consisted of 10 scoops of vanilla ice-cream drenched in honey, sprinkled with 2 cups of powered sugar and 15 caramelized strawberries, Selphie was deeply engaged in a conversation with Sora.
"So then my parents refused to give me more sugar! They took away all the candy I had and told all the stores not to sell me any! So I asked my boyfriend to bring me some, but he betrayed me! He said I needed a break from sweets! Can you believe that?!" Selphie ranted.
"So what did you do?" Sora asked, wide-eyed.
She grinned like a cheshire cat, and then boasted triumphantly, "I killed them! Well only my parents. Tidy-Widy is just in a coma ♥ the islanders are afraid of me now, so not only can I have candy again, I can have it for free! They just send me boxes and baskets of all different sweets! Isn't it great?!"
'Oh Lordy,' Sora thought, horrified by the new information he'd just gained 'why did Leon ever let me drag him on this cruise. It's full of crazy people.'
