Note: Oh yeah, I changed Kashiwazaki to Oniwabanshuu because it fits betta... Like the chapter's title? You've Got Served! Hahahaha, my little pun. I am so funny. Baka, why are you so funny?! I dunno, I was born like that! XD
DeliveryBoySoujirou
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C h a p t e r O n e: You've Got Served!
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Soujirou and Okita stood up and looked at each other, then at this girl called, Misao.
She was just playing with them? Toying them and using their honorable, hardworking delivery services for her own pleasure?! A human being in this cruel world cannot be even this malicious!
Misao smiled at both of them, "Oh don't be so glum! I told you I'll pay for it." She turned around and yelled, "Hey Kuro! Get over here quickly!" A huge, fat man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and plaid shorts came out of the mansion.
"Yes Misao-san!" He said as he bowed then stood up straight with respect. It was as she had him on a leash. "Bring these delivery boxes inside for me."
The fat man went over to Soujirou and Okita and grabbed them right away. "But Misao-san? Are we expecting guests? Why so much food?"
Misao shook her head, "No you moron, why would we give fast food to guests? I ordered too much for myself, you can have it all."
The expression from the fat man turned into pure happiness. He jumped with joy as cherry dots popped on his cheeks. "Thank you Misao-san! You are too kind to me!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Misao said as the fat man skipped back into the mansion.
Soujirou and Okita stood in front of Misao, giving her the when-are-you-gonna-pay-me look?
"Before I pay you though! Remember what I said on the phone?" Misao grinned evilly. "The loser must be punished." And she emphasized on the word, punished.
Soujirou jumped with fear. Who is this girl? Is she some sort of sick serial mass murderer who kills only delivery boys?! Chain saws, machetes, and knives and guns danced around his head as he thought of the worst. What would be his fate? Torture before death or even...rape?! But poor Soujirou! He hasn't even had his first kiss yet! His innocence would forever be lost!
"But since it was a tie, I guess its rock, paper, shoot for you both!" Misao announced. Suddenly the whole sky turned dark and the spotlight was shone on Soujirou and Okita. With a blue pikachu microphone, Misao announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, today we have a special match between two very tough, well trained, delivery boys! First we have in this round, the man who representing the Shinsengumi restaurant. Scrawny but can make a mean plate of soba noodles...!" Misao placed the microphone up to Okita.
"Uh...Okita Soushi?" Okita said shyly as he looked around.
"Twinkle Toes Soushi!" Misao. The crowd roar and Okita smiled with embarrassment and bowed in pride.
"And in this other corner of the ring, we have the Juppon Gatana's secret weapon. Also scrawny and smiley as well...We have...!"
"...S-Seta Soujirou," Soujirou said nervously.
"There you have ladies and gents! Happy Humps Soujirou!" Misao announced.
Happy Humps?! Soujirou thought. That's a strange nam---.
"And round one begin!" Misao announced suddenly.
"Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!" said both Soujirou and Soushi.
"Twinkles Toes pulled out a paper but OH NO, Happy Humps had pulled out scissors! A first win for Happy Humps but a powerful hit against Twinkle Toes!"
This was his chance, Soujirou thought. If he can beat Soushi in this game of rock, paper, scissors, he could avoid this punishment from the girl Misao.
"Round two!"
"Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!"
"Happy Humps held out a rock but SHOCKINGLY, Twinkle Toes has made a comeback! Holding out proudly his number one weapon, PAPER! PAPER BEATS ROCK! The score is tied!
A sweat dropped from Okita's cheek while Soujirou loosen the collar of his polo shirt. The game was getting intense within those 15 seconds.
"Round three! Last round!"
"ROCK," everything was slow motion once again, "PAPER," the hair stood up behind Soujirou's neck, "SISSORS." Okita's teeth shook with anxiety, "SHOOOOT!"
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"Oh man, who'd knew that he'd put out scissors," Soujirou said warily to himself as he scratched his head in defeat.
Chou, Kamatari, and Henya had already left for their next delivery services so it was Soujirou who drove back to the Juppon Gatana restaurant by himself. "Now...how do I explain this to Yumi and the others?"
Then another thought crossed his mind. He had made a deal with Misao Makimachi. Since he was the loser of the rock, paper, scissors battle, he'd promised her that he'd be her slave for a week.
"Meet me at the park tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp! Got that my slave boy!? Mwahahaha!"
Soujirou winced at the sound of Misao's evil laughter. She was some kind of girl...
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"Oh my God Jesus Christ superstar!" Yumi jumped from her chair. Looking down below from the second story in her office, Yumi saw Soujirou taking off his bike helmet and entering the restaurant.
She quickly ran down the stairs, dying to know the news. Usui, Anji, Saizuchi, Fuji, Iwanbo, and Houji all rushed out as well to await the good or bad news.
Soujirou entered the restaurant with eager faces staring at him. Before he could say anything...
"Did you win?!"
"Did you lose?!"
"Did you get there in time?!"
"Did you get lost?!"
"Did you beat the chicken shit out of Saitou Hajime and puttin' his dirty-bad-tasting-no-good-Japanese-soul-food-wannabe-retarded restaurant?!"
Yumi pushed their fat, eager faces aside, "Did you get the money?!"
Soujirou smiled and gave Yumi the money. As she was counting, Soujirou said, "Well I got the money and a very generous tip but-" However, before he could finish, everyone jumped with joy and screaming, "Oh praise Shishio!"
"It's over ten thousand yen!" Yumi shouted.
"BANZAI!"
Everyone jumped up and down and hugging and crying towards one another. Soujirou couldn't blame them, the restaurant was going downhill, and this delivery service definitely gave everyone spirit and hope for a better future.
Houji opened the champagne bottle and the top burst, "Drinks for everyone! Let's get frickin' drunk tonight!"
"YEAH!"
"WOOHOO!"
"BANZAI!"
"AMEN!"
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"Aigoo!" Soujirou jumped forward and landed on his bed.
After drinking about five glasses of champagne, he never felt so sleepy in his life. "As long as they've got money... There's no need to tell them anything else."
After five minutes of soundless sleeping, Soujirou suddenly awoke with a sharp pain on his back.
"SOUJIROU! LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT!"
Soujirou deeply sighed. The sound of that voice. It only means one thing.
He turned his head to face Chou who was sitting on top of his back in a Buddhist-monk-meditating style. It seems that he and the rest were now home from their work shifts.
"Why," Soujirou replied with a slur.
Chou grinned and gave out a huge breathe of happy satisfaction. "We going clubbing that's why! I heard you beat Soushi today!" He smacked Soujirou hard on the back, making Soujirou letting out a groan of pain.
"I need a favor from you Souji boy!" Chou stood up and giggled, "You know, that kind of favor. Get dressed and be out the door in five!" He walked out and shut the door.
Five seconds later...
The door opened and Chou stood at the hallway. "Soujirou, I really need you! Come on!" The door shut again.
Ten seconds later...
The door opened again and Chou stood there annoyed, "Tonight's urgent! Dude, I need you!"
No reply.
Twenty seconds later...
The door burst opened, and Chou stood there looking very angry, "If you're not going then I'm going to take pictures of you sleeping without clothes on and post them on the internet!" He slammed the door again, then a second later it opened again, "On the GAY NETWORK!"
Soujirou quickly sat up on his bed. "Sstoopu!(Stop)" he shouted in a Japanese accented English.
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"Wow!"
Four guys stood there speechless.
"Is this...really your new girlfriend?!" The four guys stood there wide guys. The one in the middle took off his sunglasses to get a better look. The one on the left leaned in closer towards the girlfriend.
The girl had blonde hair, wearing a pink silk shirt with a really shirt skirt. The girl was Soujirou.
Chou laughed and put his arms around his so called girlfriend. Soujirou stood there stiffly. This was already the second time he had to do this favor for Chou. He smacked Chou's hand that at his waist. He whispered in Chou's ears, "Do you really want to touch a guy in that way? Homo ja nai! Why didn't you get Kamatari to do it."
"YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE KAMATARI! AISHH!" Chou screamed out. Then he ran away into the dancing arena.
"Huh? What's wrong with him?" Chou's buddies looked.
"Relationship problems?" One of them asked Soujirou.
"Uh...well...it's complicated," Soujirou said shyly.
The one on the right shook his head, "There must be another woman in his life, right? Men these days... Don't worry, head strong!"
"Hwaiting! (Fighting)" They shouted as they pushed Soujirou to go after Chou.
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Chou sat in the corner of the club drinking a beer as Soujirou came and sat down next to him.
Soujirou sighed and patted Chou on the back, "What's wrong Chou-san? Can't get women to show off to your friends and had to resort to me?"
Chou looked over warily and forced a nod. Soujirou laughed out loud and sat back, "What are you talking about?! You have Kamatari!"
Chou smacked his hands across Soujirou's face, "Don't ever say that name! Or else he'll...!"
"Oh my gosh! Chou!" A girl in a shirt, skimpy dress turned around and walked closer to Chou and Soujirou.
"Oh no..." Chou turned away, avoiding eye contact.
"Chou!" Kamatari gave an annoyed glare at him as he went and sat down next to Chou. "Why are you following me around?! Are you in love with me that much?!"
Chou's four friends came over and sat with them as well.
Kamatari looked over at Soujirou, "And who's this?" His face came closer to Soujirou to get a better look, "Omo!! This isn't...Soujirou!" He pulled out Soujirou's blonde wig. Kamatari laughed out loud as Soujirou, embarrassed, tried to put the wig back on before anyone noticed his cross dressing.
"What, you're so in love with me that you make Soujirou pretend to be your girlfriend to make me jealous?" Kamatari glared at Chou.
Chou looked at everyone with wide eyes, "That's not true!" His friends punched him lightly. "Just say it's true."
Chou looked around madly. He was pushed into a corner. "What?! I don't like men!"
The guys rolled their eyes, "You made Soujirou your girlfriend." Soujirou smiled embarrassingly.
"No!" Chou said, "It ain't true!"
"Just admit it!" The four guys cornered him.
"No!"
"Yes!" The guys pressed on.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES! YES! YES!" the guys forced on harder.
"No! No! No!"
"YES!!!!!"
"Alright yes!"
Kamatari laughed with amusement, then turning a glaring eye at Chou, "Chou...Chou...Chou...tsk tsk tsk. Love is really flattering but must you really be..." Kamatari leaned close and whispered with his hand covering his mouth, "...a stalker?"
"I'm NOT a STALKER!" Chou defended.
Kamatari laughed out loud, "TAHEHE! Is that so?" Kamatari motioned his hands for everyone to gather towards him closer. While Chou sat in a corner by himself.
"After a week or so of getting my new phone, Chou's last digits turned out to be the same as mine!"
Everyone gasped in amazement.
Chou stood up with anger, "What the hell?! That never happened?! Since when!" He looked bewildered as no one would believe him. "Lies! All lies!"
"Chou just say yes!" his friends yelled at him.
Chou laughed in anger, "Yes, I actually copied his digits!" he said sarcastically.
"So you DID!" his friends yelled in amuck.
Kamatari laughed out to relieve his shock, "Chou, I told you already. I'm totally not into you!"
"And I'm not into you!" Chou yelled. But no one was paying attention to him. They gathered around Kamatari for another of those stories.
"And today at work too. Chou kept waiting for me in front of the women's bathroom.!" Kamatari explained.
Everyone gasped again.
"That's not true!" Chou defended himself.
"Just say yes so we can move on Chou!" his friends yelled.
"Y-yes...? No? No! I'm not saying yes!" Chou yelled. Still, no believers. "Alright fine! I was waiting outside but not for you. It was because the men's bathroom was filled so I was waiting outside."
Kamatari looked at him, "Really? If you're not in love with me than why did you call me yesterday on my personal phone?"
"I don't know your personal phone number!" Chou yelled. He closed his eyes and then opened them. In a serious tone. "Kamatari. I like women, not men. I go for girls with bodies like Yumi, not yours!"
"Hmm...Yumi often mentions about you..." Kamatari said while scratching his chin.
"R-really?" Chou asked curiously.
"Yes, she often mentions how much you like me." Kamatari said.
Chou fell to the group hopelessly.
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It was six am and Soujirou had already left the restaurant do to his morning delivery services.
"Oh yeah... I forgot. I have to meet Makimachi-san at 8 am. But...how could I ask Yumi to let me have the day off...?" Soujirou thought. "And I have to be her slave for a week..." Soujirou groaned hopelessly. He wasn't really looking forward to it. "Let's see... What if I told Yumi have a family member in the hospital today? Would she let me off?" Soujirou shook his head, "No, she'll know I'm lying."
As he thought of ways to get a day off for his other 'part time job' with Misao, he stopped at his first delivery place in the morning. However, with deep thoughts already preoccupied in his mind already, Soujirou didn't realize he was walking into a place where he was forbidden.
"Juppon Gatana delivery!" Soujirou yelled out normally as he unpacked the ordered food and placed it on the table.
However, he didn't notice the nude women around him. Some were in towels. After all, it was a women's bath house. The women stared at him stunned and shocked. Soujirou didn't notice until...
"Who ordered the bean sprouts noodles?" Soujirou asked.
"Hey! Who are you?! What are you doing here?!" The angry women yelled. Everyone suddenly got up and started running wildly and amuck. Offended that a boy was in their changing rooms, they started throwing towels at Soujirou.
"How can you come in?! Get out quickly!"
Soujirou covered himself for safety as towels and buckets were being thrown from every angle at him. "S-sorry!"
"Hey! I'm telling you to get out! Are you deaf?!"
"GET OUT PERVERT!"
Soujirou was trying to get out but he couldn't see where the exit was for all the chaos in the room. Then a huge fat sumo...er was it as lady? Soujirou couldn't tell. But this huge creature of a woman came closer towards him and picked him up. The next second, before he knew it, he was thrown out and landed on the concrete sidewalk outside of Kyoto.
The women in the bath house changing room turned towards each other in disbelief, "How can there be such a guy?"
However, Soujirou walked right back in, "Excuse me but... Can you pay me for the food?"
"HEY!"
"GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!"
More towels and buckets were thrown.
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Soujirou tried to fix his messed up hair. It was all thanks to the bath house women that he came out looking like a crazy homeless guy.
It was his second stop in the morning. This time at some mansion. The gates opened and Soujrou made his way inside.
"Excuse me? The meal delivery is here?" Soujirou said as he opened the door slightly.
"Just put it on the table!" He heard a voice.
"Yes." Soujirou replied.
"What are you doing? Come in quickly!" It was a voice of a man.
"Of course!" Soujirou replied as he rushed in. He started to unpack the food but stopped when he saw the person on the couch. He stared wide eyes. It was a man reading the newspaper but...was only in a towel.
"Hey!"
Soujirou was startled and continue to unpack.
"Is that cold noodles?" the guy asked.
"Y-yes."
The guy had brown spiky hair, wet hair. He was probably in the showers or something.
However Soujirou didn't expect that he would come over it.
"Hey, what's your name?" The man said.
"Souji-" Soujirou stopped and jumped back. How the hell did he just appeared behind him?
"Hey, you're a cute girl---"
"I'm not a gi---"
"What's your phone number?"
The blood in Soujirou's body stopped all circulation. He quickly ran out the door before something else could happen.
The spiky haired guy scratched his head, "Left without the money..."
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Soujirou stood with his back against the gates as he breathed heavily from shock. "I'm a boy!!! Why must I get mistaken as a girl all the time?!"
Then flashbacks of the bath house to this guy. Soujirou shuddered, "All day! All day, starting from the morning, both women and men nude! All nude! NAKED! ARGH!"
Suddenly a sign caught his eyes.
Lost of gender identity? Call Dr. Gensai!
Soujirou fell to the ground in disbelief.
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Note: Yeah I know, aigoo is a korean thing not Japanese but I didn't know what else to put so shut up. Hwaiting is also korean... Lol, after watching so many Korean dramas, I'm hooked on that catch phrase! If you've watched Hana Kimi the live action drama, then you'll know what Homo ja nai is. Basically it means, "I am not gay." Other dramas I took from and used in today's chapter: DBSK banjun drama, 100 days with mr. arrogant, xman (korean game show) number 57 with lee sung jin vs bada, and The 1st Shop of Coffee Prince.
