I don't own RWBY, I do own this story tho, and this pizza with but that's something entirely different. Anyway, thank you for reading and leave a review for anything you think I should do better. Compliments/Criticisms welcome.


I wake up in a city-looking area, outside of a shop named "From Dust Till Dawn"

"Dust…meaning I'm most likely in the RWBYverse, cool. It's nighttime and we're at 'From Dust Till Dawn' so either I'm lost or…"

CRASH

"Or I'm at the beginning of the show." I say with a smile, watching a certain red-headed wonder swinging her scythe at Torchwick and his friends…. acquaintances?...slaves, I meant slaves. Though instead of three, there were six this time, eight if you count the two Ruby knocked out in the shop.

"Okayyy…Get her!" "And there's my cue" I think, channeling my inner Kratos and giving the one closest to me a running haymaker, breaking his nose and knocking him out of the fight.

"Oh, hey they don't have aura, so I can hurt them easily, heh, guess class is in session" I say with a grin, ignoring the surprised looks of…well, everyone. I turn to Ruby.

"Hey, these guys don't have aura, so hitting them with a giant scythe will probably kill them." Ruby visibly pales at the idea and wordlessly put her scythe away. Knowing how she lacks when it comes to hand-to-hand, I move in front of her and get in my normal stance.

"I like to think I'm a fair man, I'll give you all a chance to walk away." They look at each other for a moment, and then run straight at me, a guy with a giant, red sword leading them. He takes a diagonal slash at me coming from the top left, which I dodge, grab him by his tie and head-butt him, turn around and hit him behind the knee with my heel, then grab the back of his head and slam it into the ground, knocking him out. Even Roman was a little shocked by how brutally effective it was.

It doesn't stop them for long though, as two more start to run at me, probably hoping quantity will beat quality. The one to the left goes for a left punch while the other does a left kick, I manage to catch both in my hands, though not without a little straining. I kick the one to the right in the groin, kick the other in the face, jump, grab their heads, and slam them into my knees, disorienting them both, then making them head-butt each other, knocking them both out, leaving me trying to catch my breath. Of the two left, the right one uses the distraction to land a punch to my check, knocking me on to the ground, but before he can attack me further, a red blur comes up and kicks him in the chest, the speed knocking him into a wall.

"Need some help?" Ruby says, offering me a hand, which I accept.

"Meh, I could've taken him."

"Heh, now you sound like my sis." She says with a smile, as we both walk towards the only guy left.

"So, you ready for your pun-ishment" I say with a grin.

"Uuugh" Ruby groans, "Now you really sound my sis." The last mook uses this distraction to run away, much to Roman's displeasure.

"You were worth every cent, truly, you were." He mumbles.

"Well, Red and Black, I think we can all say that tonight's been a pretty eventful evening, "We turn back to see Torchwick crushing his cigar under his cane, before pointing it at us, the end flipping up revealing a gun sight.

"But I'm afraid this, is where we part ways." He says, before shooting what looks like a flare at us, Ruby grabbing me, activating her scythe, and shooting at the ground, launching us and making Torchwick miss.

When we got back on the ground, Roman was no where to be seen, fortunately Ruby managed to spot him climbing up a ladder to the roof of a building.

"You okay if we go after him." Ruby, innocent cinnamon bun she is, goes to ask permission. After which we go on another ride on Crescent Rose, managing to catch Roman before he could get on a bullhead and run away.

"Hey!"

"Persistent…" Torchwick mumbles as he gets into the bullhead before turning towards us and pulling out a red dust crystal.

"End of the line, Red!" Roman yells, throwing the crystal and shooting at it, hoping to ignite it. An explosion rings out.

"Whoa-ho-ho…huh?" Roman looks in confusion and surprise as a purple runic shield appears out of the smoke, a lady with blonde hair, a purple cape, and a riding crop, behind the shield.

"Goodwitch." I acknowledge her with a relieved smile.

She doesn't answer, instead dissipating the shield and swinging her riding crop, causing a multitude of purple projectiles to be summoned and sent to the bullhead, not causing a lot of damage, but being enough to make it harder to stay airborne. Afterwards, she shoots a bright light above the bullhead Causing storm clouds to appear, and with a flick of her crop, causes what appears to be diamonds to rain down, impaling the vehicle in several areas.

Roman goes farther into the bullhead while a lady in a red dress with high heels, her face covered in shadow, walks into view. She shoots a ball of molten liquid at Glynda, though she blocks it with another shield, causing the ball to splatter on the ground. The false maiden uses this as an opportunity to attack, causing the liquid to self-destruct. Glynda notices however, and backflips away to keep herself from harm.

The explosion, however, blow a part of the roof up, causing very large shrapnel to be created. Glynda made her own opportunity to attack by using her Semblance to form the shrapnel into a spear, which was then shot at the maiden. The maiden shoots three quick bursts of flame to destroy the projectile, but as it is already made out of shrapnel, it easily reforms.

Suddenly, the entire bullhead tilts to the left, causing the spear to miss, and instead ricochet of the top, separating it into three smaller spears. But before Glynda can put them to use, the maiden summons 3 magical orange lines of runes around her body, detonating them outwards, causing all three spears to disintegrate into red dust.

Wanting to help, Ruby turns Crescent Rose into rifle mode and fires four shots at this new opponent, all four being deflected simply by blocking with her hand. Knowing that Cinder Fall is to much for us two, I grab Ruby and pull her back with me, near the other edge of the roof. Cinder doesn't relent however, and summons five black hole-looking objects, two under Glynda, the rest with me and Ruby. I throw Ruby away from them before they can detonate, with Glynda cartwheeling away from hers and pushing me out of the way using her Semblance.

By the time we all get our bearings, Roman and the maiden have gotten away.

"You're a huntress…" Ruby says finally getting Glynda attention, "Can I have your autograph!?"

Needless to say, Glynda's autographing skills leave much to be desired, as the only thing she did is lock us in a room and yell at us.

"I hope you two realize that your actions tonight will not be taken lightly, you put yourself and others in great danger."

'I've decided I'm just gonna sit here and watch the show from here.'

"They started it!" Ruby yelled, exasperated that she was getting in trouble for helping.

"If it were up to me, you'd be sent home…with a pat on the back…" Glynda notices Ruby's smile "And a slap on the wrist." She illustrates by slapping her riding crop onto the table, scaring Ruby half to death, and merely making me raise an eyebrow.

"But…there is someone here who would like to meet you." Glynda walks to the side, revealing a man with white hair and glasses, wearing many different shades of green, and holding a coffee cup and plate of chocolate chip cookies.

"Ruby Rose, you…have sliver eyes" He turns towards me. "And you…someone has no record of even existing on Remnant."

"Um…what." Is Ruby only answer.

"So, where did you learn to do this?" Glynda shows a recording of mine and Ruby's fight.

"S-Signal Academy."

"They taught you to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?"

"Well, one teacher in particular."

"I see…" Ozpin says, putting the plate of cookies on the table, as if to test Ruby's resistance to persuasion. She fails almost immediately, eating 6 whole cookies in a second.

"It's just that I've only seen one other scythe-wielder of that skill before. A dusty, old Qrow."

"Thash muh unkul!" Ruby tries to say with her mouth full, Ozpin looking unamused.

"Sorry, that's my Uncle Qrow, he's a teacher at Signal! I was complete garbage before he took me under his wing. And now I'm all like Hooowaaah, Witchaaaa!"

"…So, I've noticed. And what is an adorable girl such as yourself doing at a school designed to train warriors?"

"Well…I wanna be a Huntress."

"You want to slay monsters."

"Yeah, I only have two more years of training left at Signal, and then I'm going to apply to Beacon. You see, my sister's starting there this year, and she's trying to become a Huntress, and I'm trying to become a Huntress' cause I wanna help people. My parents always taught us to help others, so I thought, 'Hey, I might as well make a career out of it!' I mean the police are alright, but Huntsman and Huntresses are just so much more romantic and exciting and really, just, gosh you know!"

"…Do you know who I am?"

"You're Professor Ozpin. You're the headmaster of Beacon."

"Hello."

"Nice to meet you."

"You want to come to my school?"

"More than anything."

"Well okay. Glynda, could you please take our new student outside while I talk to our other guest." Glynda silently takes a very ecstatic Ruby out.

"As I said before, there are no records of you anywhere on Remnant, Mr.…"

"Thomas…Thomas Blalack." This perks Ozpins interest, since almost all children are named after colors since the Great War.

"That's…a very unique name."

"Should be, considering I'm not from this world."

"…Excuse me? Would you repeat that please."

Ozpin asks, an eyebrows raised.

"Well, world is probably the wrong word, more like…different dimension."

"Oh? No offense, but that is a very big claim, so would you mind giving me some evidence that you come from a different dimension?"

"Sure, I could tell you many things, I could name every bone in the body if you want, I could probably manage to teach Ruby about pressure points, And I could very much have a chat with you about your past…Ozma."

With a single name Ozpin immediately goes on edge, squeezing his mug tight enough to make hand knuckles even paler than normal.

"There's no need to get anxious, I was sent here to help."

"…And what would we need help with?"

"Let's just say a hurricane is coming, and I offer Beacon safe harbor."

"I see…Tell me, have you ever thought about becoming a Huntsmen?"

"Your…offering me a scholarship…after I basically just threatened you?"

"Hmm, yes, quite curious isn't it? However, with the knowledge you have of my past, I cannot simply let you go free, lest you start to cause problems. So, I'm offering a solution, you can go to Beacon and get training to become a Huntsmen, and I will be able to keep an eye on you in case anything happens. So, what do you think?"

"I'm thinking let's do this!" I say putting a hand out that he shakes, making the deal official.