Hey, again, this is Merekai speaking. I hope you enjoyed the last chapter as much as I have writing it!! Okay, so I actually hate typing, but it's worth it when I get reviews. Ok, so I'll be honest again, I haven't got review yet; not one—good or bad. --

Ok, so I'm really disappointed, but that won't let me down. Now, here's even more of the truth. If I don't get at least 2 reviews for every chapter I updated; starting from the 5th chapter, I might even close this story down. But at least I tried! SO PLEASE IF YOU READ THIS STORY TRY TO LEAVE A REVIEW…I'm not demanding it, I just ask for this as a sign of encouragement or appreciation. So there, my ranting is done. I know I shouldn't be asking for reviews, especially since I just started—so there, my confession is OVER!! Oh, before I forget, I do not own any of these, only my OCs like Merekai.Yes, and now finally ON WITH THE STORY!!

Yusuke- okay, she's finally done…I swear she could shout the life into a dead cow and send crying for forgiveness…

Merekai- I HEARD THAT!!

Yusuke- See what I mean?

Merekai- That's it! One time, just one time (at least) you're gonna wear a cow suit; somewhere in the story I'll fit a plot with you in a cow suit…

Yusuke- Okay, Okay, I'm sorry, no mean to be harsh, especially in such an unusual way…

Merekai /cackles/ - MWA HAH HA HAH!!


tWo: Being Flushed

Well, if you were happening to want to know what happened to Merekai…well, let's just say that she did die, but didn't exactly go to where she expected go—namely she thought she was going to hell. But she didn't!!

(A/N: now, I'm not that cruel. No, I'm even more cruel!!)

"Ok, so now I'm dead, I'm a ghost—cool I can go through walls! Let's see, where's the Grim Reaper when you need him?" Merekai pondered as she floated about.

" Ahem, you mean her," said an awfully cheery voice behind her. "I'm your Grim Reaper, little missy, and I'm here to take you to my boss. It seems we've had a little slip up. You're not supposed to die—not today at least. Since, our quarters are currently filled, I'm gonna check you out of this dimension, with the help of St. Riggs, my boss, and you'll be sent to someone else to be taken care of."

"Taken…care of…?"Asked Merekai, "Do you mean sent to the big house down below?"

"Of course not, silly," said the awfully cheery Grim Reaper, "Like I told you, you're not due to die until quite a long time, so we're gonna get your situation handled in another dimension."

"Okay, um…"

"The name's Yuiko, dear," the reaper replied cheerfully.

"Ok, Yuiko, show me to your boss!" said Merekai full of determination.

"That's the spirit…err, ghost," Yuiko replied while stumbling on the second half of her sentence.

"HEY GRANDPOPS!! WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED TO GET TO THIS OTHER DIMENSION SO THAT I CAN GO HOME!!" Merekai, obviously, shouted.

" Um, Merekai, it'd be helpful if you don't wake up all the dead spirits. And, what makes you think that St. Riggs is an old man?" Yuiko inquired.

" Well, if he's in charge of this whole sha-bang, he should have a good long time experience with working with these kinds of things, so I automatically assumed that he's as wise as his age…"

"Why, that's very sumptuous of you, Merekai. But I distinctly remember the file on you saying that you were a destructive, teenage delinquent. It also said that it's not common for you to show much signs of intelligence either. Perhaps we should change this incorrect information about you?"

"To hell with that crap! How can some stupid file judge how I act? I'm smart; I just don't want to show it…often." Merekai shouted trying to defend her title.

"Ok, we're here," Yuiko stated.

In front of the two girls were large red double doors framed with gold and aversely decorated with pictures of clouds and dragons flying through them.

"Well, this guy sure likes to be fancy…I can tell all this ruling stuff must have got to his head," Merekai said astonished at all the antiques, paintings, and uniquely made weaponry that decorated the multiple hallways.

"Well, you could say he fancies all his little…trinkets," Yuiko replied sheepishly.

"I noticed," Merekai stated.

"Mr. Riggs, we're here!" Yuiko shouted.

"Come on in, Yuiko!" voice shouted back.

"Mr. Riggs the door…,"Yuiko said awkwardly.

"Oh, yes, yes, the door," the voice said sheepishly.

And with that, the mighty doors heaved themselves open. Inside was a desk stacked with piles and piles, tons and tons, of paperwork. Behind the desk was a tall red chair and in the chair was… a mouse in a business suit. At this sight, Merekai was shaking, shaking with laughter!

"HAH HA HAH HA HAH!!" Merekai plain out fell over in laughter.

"Are you quite done yet? I have a meeting and I'd—"but the poor mouse wasn't spared of her laughter.

"HA HAH HA HAH HA!!" Merekai continued laughing.

"What will make her st—"the mouse was interrupted yet again by her inconsistent laughing.

"I think I know a solution," said Yuiko, "Merekai, what about our deal about bringing you back to life?"

"Huh, ok, hold on. HAH HA HAH HA hehe… ok, I'm good," Merekai had finally calmed down.

"Ok, now to get down to business. Merekai, you understand that you're not supposed to die yet right?"

"Right."

"Since we've established that fact, there is also the unfortunate matter that we have no more room for anymore spirits. So we have decided to send you to Koenma, in another dimension. He is also a well respected Spirit world ruler/ demi-god. We have informed him of your prompt arrival, and guaranteed you there in five minutes." The mouse said promptly.

"Ok, ok, and WHAT!?!? FIVE MINUTES!! Now how do you believe that you can get me to another dimension in five minutes? You've gotta be kid' in," Merekai complained in disbelief.

"I am not kidding, but you might be late if you keep on arguing with me," the spirit ruler replied blandly.

"Uh, Yuiko? Where are you taking me?" Merekai asked as Yuiko lifted her up by the hem of her collar.

"We're going to the dimensional flusher!" Yuiko exclaimed.

"Flusher…?"

"Yep, the dimensional flusher, right over there!!" Yuiko said cheerfully—too cheerfully if you ask me. C'mon, the dimensional flusher?!?! What is up with that?

"Are you sure this is safe, not to mention sanitary. I don't wanna jump in some giant toilet. What if some giant went and took a dump in it?" Merekai asked as she stared at the giant toilet, which was supposed to be the 'dimensional flusher.'

"Don't worry, it's perfectly safe, we've only had a couple accidents here and there. Something having to do with missing limbs or a few turned intestines, other than that I assure you its perfectly fine," the mad Grim Reaper giggled nervously.

"A COUPLE LIMBS?!?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HANDLE THAT? I'M BEING BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, NOT GOING TO HAVING SUGERY. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I'M DEAD!!" Merekai shouted, clearly frustrated.

"Don't worry Merekai, I was just kidding. It's 100 guaranteed safe. The other dimension will even give you a further examination to make sure that you're ok," Yuiko assured her.

"Ok, I trust you, but that won't mean I'll enjoy going down the doom flusher."

"That a girl!! That's the spirit. Now go over there and take a big dive. This thing only works once an every decade, so you have to make it count. Remember the flush will only last for a minute so go in quickly. Also, the ruler of the other dimension is a very well respected ruler, so remember your manners," Yuiko warned.

"Yes, mother. I will mother. I love you too, mother" Merekai teased with a dry voice.

"That's enough, deary. Now go along, and remember to obey everything they say, or else they might turn you into a rat or something"

"Rat? Pffft. A HAH HAH HAH HAH!!"Merekai started laughing at the unintentional pun.

"Ok, that's enough, in you go!"And with that, Yuiko shoved Merekai into the toilet and flushed away.

Wheeeee!! Merekai thought blandly as she spun down the twirly toilet. It's a real joy-ride, she thought sarcastically. All of a sudden everything turned black…

"Are you sure she's ok, Koenma, sir?" A bubbly yet worried voice asked.

"Yes, she should be fine, a little migraine here and there, but otherwise she'll be fine." A voice said. The voice sounded like it was being covered by something. The last thing Merekai thought as she blacked out again was 'what the hell have I gotten myself into?'


Ok, that's all for now folks. Review and I might update quicker or even have a longer chapter, but that seems unlikely seeing as though I don't have too much time, and not too many reviewers for support and/or ideas. But that's ok. Okies R&R peoplz.