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Chakra and Playdates

At first I tried to deny it , thinking that maybe it was just a coincidence, then I saw it thing that proved that I was in fact in Naruto.

You see after I figured out where I was and who I was I got to thinking how to prove it to myself. I mean a red and white fan could be the symbol for a different clan in a different universe right? SO I had to be sure.

I thought maybe seeing the Hokage Monument, but then I remembered my Mother never brought me out of the compound, then I thought maybe seeing a ninja headband!

So then I had to think about who was the most likely person to be a ninja who was closest to me, then I remembered. My Dad is hardly around, now that I thought about it he walked silently, and he seemed have an uncanny knack of appearing out of thin air. So I decided I would see!

First I waited til the morning when my father usually got ready and left, then when he was done getting ready I sucked in my pride and started bawling. My Mom quickly went and picked me up, "perfect." I thought.

I then waited til my Father entered the room and started chanting "Toe, Toe" as cutely as possible as I flung my arms out for him to take me from my Mother.

My Mom finally handed me to my father I immediately stopped crying and I tilted my head higher than usual to get a full view of his face, (which was hard on my weak neck I might add). I had to know I just had to be sure and I saw it the dreaded head band. It gleamed in the light taunting me.

My Father stared at me quizzically ,but I was to engrossed in my thoughts.

What was I going to do?

What year was it? How long do I have? Is he even born yet? What about my family I don't want them to die? What about me? I don't want to be killed.

My mind was racing at a speed I didn't know it could achieve.

I could become his friend? No good my family would still die and he killed his Mother I doubt he would hesitate to kill his friend. I kept going through options.

Until I was left with one option I could think of, I would have to become better than Itachi. I would have to better than the best of the best if I wanted to survive. Now one thing about me is I am very lazy with a capital 'L' I don't do what isn't necessary ,and will think of ways around anything that is to boring , or hard. So when I thought of this you can imagine me dreading the very thought.

A daunting task I didn't know if I was up to the challenge. I mean it takes ALOT to get me motivated. So when I decided this I knew I had to commit. I couldn't procrastinate like I would in my past life. I would have to work hard.

I will have to bleed, sweat, break bones over and over, go over my limits, and put myself in harm's way to gain enough power and experience to beat a "genius among geniuses".

With a new resolve that was very foreign to my normally lazy attitude, I began to try figure out this chakra thing, because you know I'm a little over one I cant really do a lot of physical training. So I messed with it.

The first time I tried, I tried to stick myself to my blanket which ended with me having a throbbing hand, a headache, and extremely tired. I wasn't even able to get myself to stick to it! After I promptly fell asleep, disappointed in myself.

You see what I didn't know was the my chakra networks where not fully developed. So the reason I had such a painful reaction was because I was forcing my chakra in a space that wasn't big enough to hold it, and further more I hardly had any chakra to begin with so even the miniscule amount I moved into my had left me with a shortage of chakra in my brain, which caused the headache and fatigue because actively controlling chakra at a young age take lots of energy, dangerous amounts of energy.

Yeah now that I know that I realize what danger I was in at the time, or dying from chakra exhaustion.

I worked on my little project for two weeks before I was finally able to stick to the blanket for 5 seconds. It was hard I had to get just enough chakra ,not too much, and not too little . I never had tried something so hard for me to get, if I was in my last life I would have given up already, but I was determined and I accomplished my goal.

So with my hand throbbing, my head pounding, and my eyes drifting shut. I couldn't help but feel like I accomplished something. Even if it was small.


It had been three months since my first accomplishment and I could now stick my self to my blanket, the wall, paper, my blocks, my stuffed cat, and well just about anything I had the guts to try it on. Each new texture brought a new problem, it wasn't just learn to stick to one and you stick to all of them. You had to know for each one how much chakra you needed for example if you used to much on the paper it would shred, or burn, it you used to little on the block it would fall after a millisecond, fly off, or not stick at all.

Also I had stared learning some other stuff like my new name is Miku, I don't know what it means but it seems like an alright name. Nice and simple .

I was also finally learning to walk taking my first wobbly steps toward my Mother as she encouraged me. She seemed excited and immediately told my father , who I made pick me up with my cutest face, I just loved seeing him squirm.

I was also starting to finally learn simple words like how to say Mom, Dad, food ,water, you know basic baby words. Let me tell you that even the basic words where hard for me. My brain was already full of English words so it took some major effort on my part.

I had to listen all the time to my parents and try and decipher what they said. I was slow at learning the new language, but my parents never really noticed because I always avoided talking unless I had the right words.

I also started to meet some more members of my clan, the children.

My Mom thought it would be a great idea for me to make some 'friends' and started introducing me to some other babies within the clan, which I despised a great deal.

They where all slobbery, cried to much, and always tried to put my blocks in their mouths which I would push them over for before they got the chance (I always got a scolding afterwords).

I was quite the devious baby, but it they wouldn't be so dang annoying and slobbery, messy, and gross I wouldn't have to be a devil baby! I love my logic.

It was on one of these 'play dates' I found myself in a weird position.

ONE TWO CHA CHA CHA THREE FOUR CHA CHA CHA LINE LINE LINE LOL

I stared at the baby in front of me. All I could do was sweat-drop. This is what I was afraid of? The Itachi Uchiha future S class ninja, and murderer of his clan was sucking cutely on his fist as we studied one another.

I had been having nightmares about being killed in my sleep , and here was the cause and he was the most adorable baby in the history of babies. He has the cute chubby face, the bright innocent eyes, and the most adorable giggle, it made even my heart melt!

He reached for my blocks and began to stack them instead of trying to put them in his mouth like the others.

"Man I cant believe I was afraid of this guy" I thought to myself. I knew of course that he wasn't a threat now, but he would grow up to be one. Right then though I wanted to pretend I was superior.

Now how do I know this is Itachi you see because my Mom when she set me in front of him like she had with the other babies she patted him on the head and said Itachi and a bunch of other stuff I didn't understand and she wagged her finger at me (I suppose she was telling me NOT to push him over).

So here I am gawking at possibly the cutest baby ever, as well to put it simply he did baby stuff. He would giggle, smile, gurgle, and by the smell I guess poop. Really freaky!

I guess it made sense I mean he is human so he must acted like a baby at some point, but seriously?

I was wierded out. He continued to stack the blocks and giggled and clapped his hands when he stacked three on top of one another.

'Dammit why does he have to be so dang cute!'I swore to myself. He then proceeded to take my favorite purple block and stick it in his mouth.

So I (as was a habit by now and possibly revenge for the future) promptly knocked down his tower, and with all my strength pushed him over, and as he wailed I grinned in triumph.

Yeah so Miku is a devil baby LOL. Anyways so as you can tell Miku and Itachi are around the same age with Miku being a few months older! Also I would like to mention how fun it was making this chapter seriously I just love the idea of a baby Itachi anyways R and R please tell me what you think so far! ALSO I STILL NEED A BETA !