Squirrelflight's Love Talk Show

I'm back! Yayayayay! :3 I liked all of the responses ya'll gave me, so I'm gonna smush them together and make one awesome response! :) Here we go, with the rushing of the first day!

"Hurry up, slowpokes! We're on in 5 minutes!" Squirrelflight heard Goldenshine yell from across the room. Ignoring Hollyleaf's whiny "Can I help?" she rushed up onto the stage, calling to Leafpool. "Come ON! The show's starting any minute now!" People were already starting to file into the theater to watch the live premiere. (- I don't think I used that in the right way... xD) Squirrelflight looked around at the untidy set around her. Leafpool was hurrying in with so much makeup she looked like a clown, Goldenshine was busy trying to figure out which way the camera went, and the security guards, Thistleclaw and Hawkfrost, were trying to keep Hollyleaf off the stage. Squirrelflight shook her head, wondering if Hollyleaf would ever give up. When Goldenshine finally righted the camera, she checked her watch and she yelled to Squirrelflight, "WE'VE GOT THIRTY SECONDS! GET THAT STUFF OFF LEAFPOOL'S FACE!" Leafpool glared at her. "I look fine!" "No, you don't!" came a chorus from the crowd. "Shut up!" Leafpool hissed at them and sat down on her fluffy pink chair. Squirrelflight rolled her eyes and sat on her plush green chair. "Start recording!" she called to Goldenshine. "What?!" Leafpool half yelled.

Goldenshine gave Squirrelflight the thumbs up as Leafpool's mouth dropped into a scowl. Ignoring her sister, Squirrelflight flashed the camera a dazzling smile. "Hello, cats of the Clans, and welcome to the first episode of the awesomest TV series on ClanTV!" "Goldenflower's Cooking is better!" someone yelled from the crowd. "NO, IT ISN'T!" the rest of the audience shouted. Squirrelflight stifled a laugh and continued on. "A heartbroken cat contacted us a couple of days ago. She needed advice on her love life." Squirrelflight pointed at Leafpool, who pressed a button on her remote. A screen lowered from the ceiling and a projecter hummed on, projecting Shimmerlake's message. Then, grinning cheerfully, Leafpool called, "Come on up, Shimmerlake!"

A cat with a pillowcase on her head was tossed onto the stage. "WHAT THE **** (there may be children reading) AM I DOING HERE? LET ME GO, YOU ******* *****S, BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!" Squirrelflight looked at Leafpool acusingly. "What did you do?!" Leafpool looked down, seemingly interested in her claws. A smirk graced her face as she replied, "I may or may not have ordered Tigerstar to catch Shimmerlake and bring her to the show so we could have more views..." Squirrelflight smiled. "Great idea!" Ignoring the string of curses coming from the pillowcase, Squirrelflight walked over to Shimmerlake and whipped the pillowcase off her head. "Sorry we had to bring you here this way. We got your message, if you can't tell!" Shimmerlake glared at her. "Do you have anything to say about it?" "Yes, actually!" Squirrelflight replied, beaming.

"We feel like you should find out what his feelings are towards you, but chances are he wasn't head over heels with you if he moved Clans without thinking about you. If you really love him, then there is one option that doesn't involve him and two options that both involve dishonoring yourself! Sweetie, you got yourself into a mess. If you want to play it safe, look at all the other toms in the clan! They can't all be dopey and ignorant, can they? The second option is to secretly meet up with him at night. Play a Leafpool." Leafpool glared at Squirrelflight as she said this, but gestured for her to continue. "The final option for you is to switch clans to be with him! That's a lot of commitment, though, and would it be worth it? Shimmerlake, I can say I'm deeply sorry for the mess you got yourself into. I hope this helped!" Squirrelflight smiled after finishing, and looked out at the crowd. "Ya'll, this is only some of my wisdom! Well, I should credit the reviewers... but yeah! If you need help, tweet us something at Squirrelyflight_is_da_bestest!" Almost immediatly, a tweet came in:

frostXreed_is_epic frostpaw tweets:

Dear Squirrelflight and Leafpool,

There's this tom, I really like him, and I think he likes me, but I don't know what to do! I'm not very good at love, and we're best friends. I don't wanna ruin that with love troubles. We're always together, but it has gotten more awkward lately, and... well, I just don't know. Help me, Squirrelflight!

Sincerely,
Frostpaw

"Alright, people! Frostpaw needs your help! Tweet (review lol) us your answers and we'll see which one is the best!" Squirrelflight's happy sign off was interrupted by Shimmerlake making a break for the emergency exit door. Leafpool waved her hand towards Shimmerlake and mewed, "Get her, boys!" to Hawkfrost and Tigerstar. The security guards both sprinted after the lithe she-cat. A large crash resulted from backstage moments later. Squirrelflight looked behind her, then looked back at the camera. "Umm... well, thanks for watching! Have a nice day, and make sure to tune in for the next episode of SLTS!"