Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up preps ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. Also I put on a vest. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic girl with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. She was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down her face and she was wearing black lipstick. She didn't have leia buns anymore and now she was wearing red contact lenses just like Chewbacca's. She had a sexy Alderaan accent. She looked exactly like Joel Madden. If Joel Madden was a girl. She was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only that's gross so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." She said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Leia Organa, although most people call me Vampire Leia these days." She grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." She giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" she whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Chewbacca came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Hanyn isn't a Marie Sue ok he isn't perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!
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Chewbacca and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire Leia. Dark misery was in her depressed eyes. I guess she was jealous of me that I was going out with Chewbacca. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Chewbacca. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather vest and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his wookie's thingy in me and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
"Oh Chewbacca, Chewbacca!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Chewbacca's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire Leia!
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"RRRGHHHHUGH!" Chewbacca pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Chewbacca ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire Leia's classroom where she was having a lesson with Professor Yoda and some other people.
"VAMPIRE LEIA, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
Chapter 8.
AN: stop flassing ok! if u do de prep!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Chewbacca came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
"RRRGHGHH!" Chewbacca screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody C3P-H0E smiled at me understatedly. They flipped their long waste-length gothic gold hair and opened their gold eyes like gold that they was wearing contact lenses on. They had gold skin that they was wearing gold metal on. C3P0 was kidnapped when they was born. Their real parents are robots and one of them is a witch but Darth Vader killed their mother and their father committed suicide because they was depressed about it. They still have nightmares about it and they are very haunted and depressed. (Since they have converted to Satanism they are in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Yoda demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
"Vampire Leia, I can't believe you cheated on me with Chewbacca!" I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don't know why Han was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire Leia (I'm bi and so is Han) for a while but then she broke my heart. She dumped me because she liked Lando, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. She had gone through horrible problems, and now she was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
"But I'm not going out with Chewbacca anymore!" said Vampire Leia.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the forests of Endor where I had lost my virility to Chewbacca and then I started to bust into tears.
Chapter 9.
AN: stop flaming ok! I dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if obey 1 cannoli swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson yode dosent lik leia now is coz hes christian and vampire leia is a satanist! MCR ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Chewbacca for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Chewbacca.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and a black mask and everything started flying towards me on a pod racer! He breathed pretty weird (basically like Darth Vader in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Darth Vader!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Darth Vader shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Darth Vader fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Han." He yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Leia!"
I thought about Vampire Leia and her sexah eyes and her gothic black hair and how her face looks just like Joel Madden but a girl version of Joel Madden. I remembered that Chewbacca had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Chewbacca went out with Vampire Leia before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, Darth Vader!" I shouted back.
Darth Vader gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" He yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Chewbacca!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Darth Vader got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire Leia, then thou know what will happen to Chewbacca!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Chewbacca came into the woods.
"Chewbacca!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody c3phoe n Vampire Leia r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
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I was really scared about Dart Vadder all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody C3P-H0E, Vampire Leia, Chewbacca, FN-2187 (although we call him Finn now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Palpatine. Only today Chewbacca and Vampire Leia were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Chewbacca was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a Vampire Leia too and the only way you can kill a Vampire Leia is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire Leia was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather vest that showed off my second vest and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Han! Are you OK?" B'loody C3P-H0E asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Darth Vader came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Leia! But I don't want to kill her, because, she's really nice, even if she did go out with Chewbacca. But if I don't kill Leia, then Darth Vader, will fucking kill Chewbacca!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Chewbacca jumped out from behind a wall.
"RRRRRRHHHGGHH!" he shouted. "RRRRARRGH!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Chewbacca started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Kenobi walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" he started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Han. Chewbacca has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up preps! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend louise 4 hleping me!
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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody C3P-H0E tried to comfort me but I told their fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Obi Wan Kenobi chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut vest with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Yoda was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Yaddle was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire Leia ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" she yelled at Yoda and Yaddle pointing her womb. I took my gun and shot Yoda and Yaddle a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Kenobi ran in. "Han, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Yoda and Yaddle and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Palpatine ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Palpatine? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Plahyputine paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Yoda said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Kenobi's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Yaddle held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Yaddle said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Palpatine said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
"Because you're goffic?" Yoda asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HER!"
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