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"Here you go. One of my Rin special fried rice stuffed omelettes." Rin said as he placed the plate full of food in front of the newly humanified Kuro. The Okumura brothers had contacted Mephisto who for some reason had clothes that would fit the girl.

So now she was dressed in cat themed pajamas, with a white top with a picture of a anime cat on it with the word 'Neko' right underneath it, and pink bottoms that were covered in pictures of various cats from various animes and mangas. Her tails sticking out and swinging side to side as she stared at the food with hungry eyes.

"Thanks for the meal!" She said before burying her face into the food.

"Guess we need to teacher her table manners." Rin said as he sat down across from the girl. The act of cooking had calmed down Rin to the point were he was open to asking questions. "So what are we supposed to do about this?" He asked as he ran a hand through his messy raven hair to push it out of his electric blue eyes. He glanced over at Yukio and Mephisto who were both seated at the table and had what Rin could have sworn were pleased expressions on their faces. Something that was ticking him off.

"Well I suppose we should first enroll her in all of your classes, since she will need to be close to you at all times..." Mephisto said. Older demon had a huge smile over his pale face. The top hatted clown of a demon/exorcist was enjoying every minute of it.

"What!? We can't do that? She's a demon." Rin said in a panic. "Won't the exorcists try to... you know."

"Nii-san, she was always a demon. And she is still your familiar. So no one is going to try to hurt her." Yukio said inwardly laughing at his brother's overly protective reaction. Rin's younger twin brother was a little taller than him with dark brown hair, slightly darker blue eyes and a few moles dotting his face behind his glasses.

"On the contrary, the Order will be overjoyed to hear that Kuro-chan has chosen a human mate." Mephisto said in his grandiose manner, further confusing Rin.

"What are you talking about? Why would they want more half demons?" Rin asked confused. He thought him being a half demon was a bad thing.

"Nii-san, half demons are considered a blessing to the Order, as they provide generations of children who are superior exorcists, like the other students in the cram school. Most of them have a family tie to a powerful demon if you trace back there lineage far enough. It is what gives people like Shiemi and Kamiki-san their ability to summon demons, and helps Arias with the strength of there Sutra chants." Yukio said to his brother. "The only problem with you is that you are related to Satan. If it wasn't for that, you would probably be treated like high nobility by the Order."

"Are you for real!?" Rin asked in wide eyed shock.

"And with a demon as powerful as a Cait Sith, the order would definitely wish to have any many children of such a union as possible." Mephisto added with his demon's smile. "So you better get snapping."

Rin was going to object to being treated like a stud horse but was cut off when Kuro grabbed him from behind. "Rin... can I have some more?" She pouted holding out the empty plate as her breast pressed up against Rin's back.

The half demon swallowed hard. "Um... sure Kuro...chan." he said as he went to prepare another helping for his familiar. The demon catgirl purring loudly at his side as she sniffed in the smell of the food cooking. "So... you really want to... you know... with me..." Rin said turning the color of a ripe tomato.

"Of course I do, Rin. I won't have transformed if I hadn't." Kuro said proudly, giving Rin a cute smile.

"I'm afraid it is completely out of your hands, Rin-kun." Mephisto said as he stood up and began to spin his patchwork umbrella around on one finger. "As an exorcist you will be called to do your duty to the Order. And besides, she's an adorable neko. You should consider yourself lucky." Mephisto said before waving goodbye and disappearing into a puff of smoke.

"What am I going to tell Shiemi?" Rin moped. Sure she had never seen him as more than a 'friend', actually he was probably so fair into the friend zone that he was breaking new grounds in a lost cause. But that didn't mean it wouldn't still be weird that he was suddenly engaged to his cat by order of the church. There were so many things wrong with this that Rin couldn't even keep track of them all.

He nearly jumped as Kuro wrapped herself around Rin's arm and looked up at him with a pout. "Why are you talking about her? Am I not good enough for you?" She asked, her lower lip quivering tears coming to her eyes. Rin's Adam's apple bobbed as he struggled with his inner demons. She was really cute.

"No! Its nothing like that, its just... um... All happening so quickly." Rin said, not wanting to see the girl cry. He had never been very good with dealing with people while they were crying. Didn't matter if it was a demon or a human, an adult or a child, he always freaked out when the waterworks started. "You're good enough, more than good enough, you're really cute, so please don't cry!" Rin said starting to sweat.

"Ok!" Kuro said before she buried her head and his shirt and began to purr again.

"Well its a good thing that we have that settled. Now I need to go and add her to the student roster. Oh, and I'll move my stuff out of our room and to a room... lets say three doors down. That way you won't disturb me when you two have sex." Yukio said, somehow managing to keep a straight face.

"Yukio..." Rin said in horror as he turned from tomato red to a dark crimson. "Aren't you supposed to say to wait until after high school or something." He hissed.

"Why would I say that? The entire point if for her to become pregnant with your children." Yukio said looking at Rin like he was an idiot. "Besides, since she just turned into her human form today, it will be another three years before her first period. She won't be able to get pregnant until after you are done with high school. So no worries. Do whatever you like. It would make our late father very happy." Yukio said as he walked out of the room. The moment the dorm cafeteria door was closed, Rin could hear laughter coming from outside.

"Yukio..." Rin growled angrily as he took Kuro's second helping off the stove. Kuro was about to dig in face first when Rin stopped her and handed her a spoon.

Rin watched her eating his cooking with a big grin on her face and Rin felt happy. She had such a cute smile. But it all seemed so strange, like beastiality. But... she really was cute. And hey, three years. He had time to warm up to the idea.

For right now, the world didn't seem all that bad.


Down in Gehenna Satan found a package on the door mat of his summer home by the golf course. "Hm... what's this?" He mumbled as he lifted up the package and incinerated the envelope that held the attached letter. The paper inside was covered in pink stickers and small pictures of dogs, so Satan knew it came from his son, Samael, the King of Time, also known as Mephisto by the humans.

'Dear Father;

I am writing to inform you that our little boy, Okumura Rin, has been chosen by a Cait Sith to be her mate.

I thought you should know and I assure you that I will tape the who wedding and send you a copy if you haven't managed to take over Assiah in time for it. She is a powerful young demon and will make you the perfect grandchildren.

Now, I'm off to go stir up some more trouble for that spy that the Vatican has sent to keep an eye on me. Its so much fun to play with her. Especially when she gets drunk on duty.

Your second son, Samael.

P.S. I've included in the package some pictures of the demon that is to be your daughter in law, as well as the full box set of 'Cat Planet Cutes'. I know how much you like ecchi scifi animes. And 'Code Breaker', a show I think you will quite enjoy.'

"Oh hell ya!" Satan shouted, burning the paper off the package and taking it back inside to his DVD player. "God bless moe." The devil said as he flopped down on his coach. This is why Samael was his favorite.


... So yeah, I'm pretty sure my in experience with writing romance is showing. So if you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them.

I like the idea of Yukio being straight faced through the whole thing. Its funnier that way.