Hey guys! this is a rewrite of a really old story of mine! the story was pretty much abandoned but after going to the home land for a short visit, motivation came! A lot of people had PM me and wrote reviews about updating so here I am. if you were the few who seen the original, thanks for following and hope you like the rewrite!

DISCLAIMER!1 I DON'T OWN THE AWESOME HETALIA OR OHSHC!

Nice to meet you everyone! My name is Philippines or Pilipinas and I am now apparently attending one of Japan's posh schools. In hindsight asking him to take a quiz about Japan and it's culture was not really smart and quite idiotic but then again I am suppose to be the free-spirit in the Asian countries. The naive and slow one but acting dumb is sometimes boring! I don't know why Japan wanted me to attend as a boy but it was probably that night out I had about a month ago.

flashback ツ

Trust me when I say that I'm a mild drinker and rarely got drunk but now I'm sitting in a bar somewhere in Japan waiting for kuya to pick me. I could barely see straight, let alone stand and knowing how annoyingly young I look, people will assume that was an underage drunkie. A blurry figure suddenly walked towards me and wrapped his arm around my waist.

"Sukoshi josei konnichi wa, anata wa nomi ni naru yō ni sukoshi wakakunai? (hello little lady, ain't you a bit young to be out drinking?)" The voice was too deep for Japan and he was speaking japanese. Japan would never talk japanese when he was with me in public, he knew I struggle with languages.

"Hanarete iku, watashi wa jūbun ni furuidesu (go away, I'm old enough.)." I slurred as I tried to push him away but failed. He probably detected my heavy accent and started to speak in awful English. My guess he tried to impress me. I was wearing an expensive short dress and was only buying expensive drinks, probably thought I was a rich girl.

"Are you? You come my place want to." Fuck his breath reeked with cheap liquor. His hand slowly went under my dress and was dangerously close to my crotch. Seriously why wasn't anyone helping. It's not like I'm a virgin or anything, I lived for over 500 years and I had experience many things, rape and sex is two of them.

"Go away!" I shouted as I somehow manage to push him away. He was probably angry now. My body suddenly gave out, I landed on the cold floor staring up at the man. This is the reason i'm a mild drinker, once I'm drunk I will pass out randomly. The man was approaching me slowly, as if he was mocking me. Before he laid a hand on me, a hand suddenly karate chop his neck like you see in animes. Squinting as I tried to find out who knocked him out. I saw short black hair with equally black expressionless eyes. He leaned down and whispered.

"You really are an idiot Maria." Just as he finished I passed out.

When I woke up, I found myself in a futon on the floor at Japan's house. Sitting up I noticed kuya was sitting on the porch avoiding eye contact.

"Hey Japan thanks for saving my ass!" I laughed or tried to as I stood up and sat next to him. Leaning against his shoulder I waited for his response, but I was only met by silence. "Japan? Hey Jappi! Japan! Kiku!"

"Maria shut up." Japan calmly said. He was annoyed, I could tell that much. He face scrunched up in anger and pushed me on the wooden floor. "I was so worried, I thought you would get hurt." He whispered as he trapped me between his arms. Why was he treating me like a child, I'm a country and I can't die until my island disappear from the world or all the who was born on my land dies. Pushing him over and sat on his stomach and punched across his face.

"Who gave you the right to treat me like a child. I'm a country just like you! Just because I'm a female, I get treated differently." I hissed as I stared into his shocked eyes. I pressed my forehead on his and whispered "I honestly prefered when you didn't know I was a girl." Harshly into his ear. I felt his arms wrapping around me and pulled me into a hug. Seriously was he bipolar or something?

"I sorry Maria-chan."

"It's fine Kiku."

flashback end! ツ

After that we treated it like it never happened, I happy that he listened and accepted what I had to say but still...He had no right to cut my hair! I mean like come on! It was probably only slightly longer than Mr Germany's! The uniform looked like it came out of an anime and the school itself was probably bigger than Mr France's place. It even had those fancy peeing cupid fountains, Mr France don't even has one! Sighing I slowly walk towards the entrance.

I walked pass many students, all of them either were staring at me or whispering. I knew I should have not customized my uniform, I already stand out like a sore thumb with my morena skin tone and overall messy appearance. I slowly started to walk faster until I was basically sprinting to get away from attention but then I suddenly collided with another student. He no she had short messy brown hair with massive square framed glassed covering most of her face. She wore a massive ratty jumper with plain trousers. she was short, shorter than me but only by a bit.

"Oh I'm sorry miss." I apologised as I helped her up.

"It's fine." she muttered.

"Hey nice to meet you my name is Mari-I mean Juan." I sighed at my terrible cover up.

"Nice to meet you to, my name is Haruhi." she ginned looking up at me. "So why were you running?" Haruhi asked

"Well..um.." I mumbled "I had to block out the haters!" I shouted while covering my eyes with spoons I randomly had.

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An awkward silence filled the hallway.

"Your very odd Juan."

"I know."

looking around I notice I had no Idea where I was. Fuck!

"Um can I please follow you until lession?" I asked no thats was a lie. I begged.

"Sure"

"So where were you headed?"

"I don't know really. Just a quiet place to study."

We walked for a while not really knowing where we were going, having small talks here and there. Until we arrived at music room 3

well thats it! hope you like it! review and sorry for the spelling and grammar mistakes!