Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2 or anything I took from other animes, mostly Rurouni Kenshin attacks and possible mentions of situations from others.
Chapter 1
The Challenge
It was once again raining in Nerima. Why it was raining would probably be due to the number of Jusenkyo cursed martial artists in the area. Dark had fallen already and the residents of the Tendo Dojo were about to eat. A knock on the door interrupted the dinner though.
"Get the door boy," Genma said roughly to his son.
"Wha? Why me Oyaji?" Ranma asked.
"Because it is your duty as a man!" Genma said galantly as the others at the table facefaulted.
"Ara, usually I get the door though," Kasumi said.
"Er..." Genma sputtered.
"Ah, whatever Oyaji. Just don't steal my food," Ranma said and got up, as soon as he walked out of sight the panda did just the opposite of what Ranma asked of him. Nodoka wasn't around to stop him tonight.
"Yeah, who is it?" Ranma asked as he opened the door, revealing a rather attractive female with red tinted black hair.
"Ano... are you Ranma Saotome?" the girl timidly asked.
"Hai."
"Ooh! Ranma-sama!" The girl cried out and glomped onto Ranma. If Ranma wasn't so panicked, he would have noticed it was a similar glomp to the one Shampoo uses.
'Oh Kami-sama! Please let her release me before Akane sees me,' the panicked martial artist thought.
The cruel fate that is Ranma's life wouldn't allow it as an aura sprang to life. "Ranma... NO BAKA!!!" Akane screamed and charged the two with her mallet.
Jian decided to take action immediately released Ranma and stuck her foot up to block the overhead strike aimed towards Ranma. Akane looked in surprised at the girl.
"Next time, don't attack Ranma and attack the person that actually did the deed," Jian said. he saw Genma inside stealing some food from Ranma's plate and quickly threw a knife, catching Genma's sleeve.
"But Ranma's a pervert and he was the one who does it all!" Akane screamed and brought the mallet up for another swing.
Jian saw Ranma wince at the pervert comment and prepare himself to be sent through the wall. She had different ideas though and brought her foot down into a light side kick into her stomach and came up with a jump round kick that took off the head of the mallet, smashing it into the wall. Akane stared in shock at what had just happened. Ranma sighed in relief.
"Oh, and Ranma-sama," Jian cutely said. Ranma tensed up again. "A man outside told me to give this to you." A letter was thrown towards Ranma, who caught it. "Oh, and sorry about the wall." A few bills were left in Akane's still open mouth. "Ja Ranma-sama!" Jian said and walked out the front door.
"What happened here?" Nabiki asked and took the bill out of Akane's mouth.
"Ranma was a pervert again!" Akane yelled and stormed off.
Ranma was in shock from the events, a girl glomping onto him, pinning his father's sleeve to the table, then destroying Akane's mallet, giving him a letter, then actually paying for the destruction she caused? He could only come up with one reason this was happening.
"OYAJI!!!" Ranma stormed into the Dining area and started beating the panicked Genma. "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!? DO I GOT ANOTHER FIANCEE!?"
"B-b-believe me this time Ranma! I had nothing to do with this!" Genma stuttered and tried to get his sleeve free so he could run.
"Why should I believe you Oyaji!? Almost every problem could somehow be linked to you!" Ranma was shaking Genma at this point.
"W-W-Well, er... because I haven't turned into a panda yet?" Genma tried.
Ranma abruptely stopped. "You know, that does make sense. I mean, almost every other time it could be traced back to him, he quickly turns into a panda.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU PROTECT YOUR FIANCEE, RANMA!?" Soun's demon head struck as Ranma cringed in fear.
"Well, that nice girl didn't really hurt Akane after all Father," Kasumi said.
"Y-y-yeah! A-An' that crazy girl was trying to send me flying again!!!" Ranma yelped.
"ThAT CRAZY GIRL IS YOUR FIANCEE!"
"Only because you and Oyaji made that contract!" Ranma retorted angrily.
"Will someone explain to me what happened here?" Nabiki asked.
"Well, first I answered the door, an' that girl glomped me. Then Akane tries to mallet me an'"
"Not that part, I mean why has one of Ranma's suitors actually pay for the damages? Even Kodachi hasn't payed for any of them yet, and she's loaded!" Nabiki said.
"Hey! That chick wasn't my suitor!"
"Yet."
"Er... well. I wonder what that letter was?" Ranma opened the letter up and quickly read through it. "Oh great, another challenge letter." Ranma quickly read off the place and time of the challenge. For the name was the Japanese character for sword. 'Oh, good it takes place tomorrow. I can get this over quickly then'
Ranma finished his dinner quickly and went to his room. He ignored Soun, who was crying about disobedient son-in-laws and lay down on his futon. 'Who was that girl? She's got to be a martial artist from the way she handled Akane. But it couldn't have been her who gave me the challenge, she said it was a man who gave it to her to give to me. It couldn't have been Ryoga who challenged me could it? Na, he doesnt sign his letters as Ken. Ah well, whatever. It should be an easy win tomorrow. I did kill a demi-god.' The last thought came with sadness at the thought of having killed something, even if he was reborn.
***
Ranma reached the place of challenge the next day at noon. He quickly surveyed the land and saw that the area was mostly rocky terrain and off in the distance a bit there was a field of grass.
"Hey! You made it!" a girl's voice said from above Ranma. He looked up and saw the girl from yesterday drop down to the ground with a water bottle in her hands.
"Hey. Didn't you say a man gave you that letter?" Ranma asked.
"Oh yeah! That's right I did, didn't I?" the girl asked. She opened the water bottle and poured the hot water on her head. She immediately changed into a he.
Ranma looked on with an eyebrow raised. "Jusenkyo?" At the man's nod, he noted something else. "Wait! Are you gay or something!? I mean glomping onto me an' stuff!"
Jian looked amused. "Na, I'm not gay. It's just fun and games to me doing stuff like that. And being a girl is just a bonus so you don't look like you're gay. However, this meeting isn't to discuss me sexual preferences. It's a duel."
Jian relaxed his stance into an open handed fighting stance. Ranma entered his normal loose stance.
Chapter 1
The Challenge
It was once again raining in Nerima. Why it was raining would probably be due to the number of Jusenkyo cursed martial artists in the area. Dark had fallen already and the residents of the Tendo Dojo were about to eat. A knock on the door interrupted the dinner though.
"Get the door boy," Genma said roughly to his son.
"Wha? Why me Oyaji?" Ranma asked.
"Because it is your duty as a man!" Genma said galantly as the others at the table facefaulted.
"Ara, usually I get the door though," Kasumi said.
"Er..." Genma sputtered.
"Ah, whatever Oyaji. Just don't steal my food," Ranma said and got up, as soon as he walked out of sight the panda did just the opposite of what Ranma asked of him. Nodoka wasn't around to stop him tonight.
"Yeah, who is it?" Ranma asked as he opened the door, revealing a rather attractive female with red tinted black hair.
"Ano... are you Ranma Saotome?" the girl timidly asked.
"Hai."
"Ooh! Ranma-sama!" The girl cried out and glomped onto Ranma. If Ranma wasn't so panicked, he would have noticed it was a similar glomp to the one Shampoo uses.
'Oh Kami-sama! Please let her release me before Akane sees me,' the panicked martial artist thought.
The cruel fate that is Ranma's life wouldn't allow it as an aura sprang to life. "Ranma... NO BAKA!!!" Akane screamed and charged the two with her mallet.
Jian decided to take action immediately released Ranma and stuck her foot up to block the overhead strike aimed towards Ranma. Akane looked in surprised at the girl.
"Next time, don't attack Ranma and attack the person that actually did the deed," Jian said. he saw Genma inside stealing some food from Ranma's plate and quickly threw a knife, catching Genma's sleeve.
"But Ranma's a pervert and he was the one who does it all!" Akane screamed and brought the mallet up for another swing.
Jian saw Ranma wince at the pervert comment and prepare himself to be sent through the wall. She had different ideas though and brought her foot down into a light side kick into her stomach and came up with a jump round kick that took off the head of the mallet, smashing it into the wall. Akane stared in shock at what had just happened. Ranma sighed in relief.
"Oh, and Ranma-sama," Jian cutely said. Ranma tensed up again. "A man outside told me to give this to you." A letter was thrown towards Ranma, who caught it. "Oh, and sorry about the wall." A few bills were left in Akane's still open mouth. "Ja Ranma-sama!" Jian said and walked out the front door.
"What happened here?" Nabiki asked and took the bill out of Akane's mouth.
"Ranma was a pervert again!" Akane yelled and stormed off.
Ranma was in shock from the events, a girl glomping onto him, pinning his father's sleeve to the table, then destroying Akane's mallet, giving him a letter, then actually paying for the destruction she caused? He could only come up with one reason this was happening.
"OYAJI!!!" Ranma stormed into the Dining area and started beating the panicked Genma. "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!? DO I GOT ANOTHER FIANCEE!?"
"B-b-believe me this time Ranma! I had nothing to do with this!" Genma stuttered and tried to get his sleeve free so he could run.
"Why should I believe you Oyaji!? Almost every problem could somehow be linked to you!" Ranma was shaking Genma at this point.
"W-W-Well, er... because I haven't turned into a panda yet?" Genma tried.
Ranma abruptely stopped. "You know, that does make sense. I mean, almost every other time it could be traced back to him, he quickly turns into a panda.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU PROTECT YOUR FIANCEE, RANMA!?" Soun's demon head struck as Ranma cringed in fear.
"Well, that nice girl didn't really hurt Akane after all Father," Kasumi said.
"Y-y-yeah! A-An' that crazy girl was trying to send me flying again!!!" Ranma yelped.
"ThAT CRAZY GIRL IS YOUR FIANCEE!"
"Only because you and Oyaji made that contract!" Ranma retorted angrily.
"Will someone explain to me what happened here?" Nabiki asked.
"Well, first I answered the door, an' that girl glomped me. Then Akane tries to mallet me an'"
"Not that part, I mean why has one of Ranma's suitors actually pay for the damages? Even Kodachi hasn't payed for any of them yet, and she's loaded!" Nabiki said.
"Hey! That chick wasn't my suitor!"
"Yet."
"Er... well. I wonder what that letter was?" Ranma opened the letter up and quickly read through it. "Oh great, another challenge letter." Ranma quickly read off the place and time of the challenge. For the name was the Japanese character for sword. 'Oh, good it takes place tomorrow. I can get this over quickly then'
Ranma finished his dinner quickly and went to his room. He ignored Soun, who was crying about disobedient son-in-laws and lay down on his futon. 'Who was that girl? She's got to be a martial artist from the way she handled Akane. But it couldn't have been her who gave me the challenge, she said it was a man who gave it to her to give to me. It couldn't have been Ryoga who challenged me could it? Na, he doesnt sign his letters as Ken. Ah well, whatever. It should be an easy win tomorrow. I did kill a demi-god.' The last thought came with sadness at the thought of having killed something, even if he was reborn.
***
Ranma reached the place of challenge the next day at noon. He quickly surveyed the land and saw that the area was mostly rocky terrain and off in the distance a bit there was a field of grass.
"Hey! You made it!" a girl's voice said from above Ranma. He looked up and saw the girl from yesterday drop down to the ground with a water bottle in her hands.
"Hey. Didn't you say a man gave you that letter?" Ranma asked.
"Oh yeah! That's right I did, didn't I?" the girl asked. She opened the water bottle and poured the hot water on her head. She immediately changed into a he.
Ranma looked on with an eyebrow raised. "Jusenkyo?" At the man's nod, he noted something else. "Wait! Are you gay or something!? I mean glomping onto me an' stuff!"
Jian looked amused. "Na, I'm not gay. It's just fun and games to me doing stuff like that. And being a girl is just a bonus so you don't look like you're gay. However, this meeting isn't to discuss me sexual preferences. It's a duel."
Jian relaxed his stance into an open handed fighting stance. Ranma entered his normal loose stance.
