ive been reeding fics here 4 a looong time, and i thought i will try to rite one myself for u all.ppl at skool tell meh im a g00d writer, so i thnk i can do dis. okee, pplz, now that u wanna read dis, lez get some things strate-
1. I dont own zim...jhonen doze....and he really hates dibxzim things...i talked 2 him on AIM..and he hates them.so, stop writing pr0n!
2. pleez review!! THANKEEEEES ^_^v

oki, dib and gir were sitting an watchin da scary monkay shwo and soon dib started feelin ;urjes'. they were natural b/c he was at the age wehre they are. he lookered in hir's beyuutiful eyes and throught; :i think dat i lurves j00!" . it wa true. deys in love

soon, the passion in the room wuz thicker than gogurt, and giR touch0red dib "speshul areas" .

;OMMMMMMMMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11111 why'd j00 touch meh thwere?!"

"i love you dib. since the first day on this planet, ym lust and fantasees have plagueed each wakeing moment...a never ending wave of torment cuased by mah un ability to SCREW j00 SILL-AY!!!1!

Dib: "Pleez use0r protection XD XD XD"

so ten gir stude up and took off hiz doggy sute all sexay-lik an dib stared at him it wuz jus lik in hiz dreams! gir wuz his lov angl! he drool and sawed gir had on blck pantiys "oh gir" he said "yur so very hot u mak me cum"

"not yet! gir said "i havnt gottn to d gud part yet!1!11" so dib wait but he wzu gettng arused u know like that bulgye thingy startd hppnin an hiz lowr curvy stck turnd all strait (i sorry im new 2 sex!!!)

gir slwly took off his pantiys and his blak bra and hi climbd on dib it wuz lik doggee style well den suddnly zim calld gir frum teh lab but dib n gir wur so busy (hehe) dat they didn notice so a scrn poppd up and guesz what zim saw!!!

no, gues!

wll it wuz a most atroshus site it wuz dib wit his leg open and gir belly dancin on top an zim scream but dib n gir wur screamm 2 (hahaha i iz so durty) so den zim got jealouse cuz gir was gettin it and he was tinking "now i can take ovur"

so then gir strted lickin dib he said "i lick you dib, i lik u nice n good" he pinned dibs arms dwn and he slwly took off dibs jackt an dibs pants "haveing fun?" gir ask ::giggles::

dib: too much i suspecr

2 b continuud! dun dun duuuuuun!!1!!!1!!!1!!11!!1
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oki r/r!!! i wurked reaaaaaal hard on dis and if i git 4 revues i will write teh 2 chappie!!! ten the fic mite be NC-17 tho!11!!1!!!! if u guyz want it 2b!!