*Bursts into room* Hey guys! We got some advice to answer!

Mello: What if we suck at giving advice and everyone hates us?

Then everyone hates us! But we are going to try our best and help people in need! *Super hero music in backround*

Light: Where the crap did that come from?

I don't know. Now lets answer some advice!

Here's one. Kira's Wife Felicia asks:

i have a friend whose really a devoted christian that kept harping at me
becuz i have a girlfriend...wat should i do about this?

Ryuk: Well...The lord is happy when your happy. If your friend respects the lord and you then she will accept that you have a girlfriend. There is nothing wrong with having a girlfriend and there is nothing about it in the bible that forbids it. Tell your friend that your happiness matters.

Light:*stares with jaw open* Wow Ryuk....that was deep. Since when do you believe in God?

Ryuk: I don't. I just read that off of some site....

Okay then.....Next question!

Sakuragawa asks:

I can't seem to decide between CHOCOLATE and VANILLA flavoured icecream?
Whatever should I do?!

Matt: If you want to, you can use my technique for choosing. I don't like making decisions so I simply do Eenee-Menee-Minee-Mo and let the Eenee-Menee-Minee-Mo gods choose for me.

Light: So you believe in Eenee-Menee-Minee-Mo gods but you don't believe in Kira being a god?

L: Now why do you feel strongly for Kira Light? Maybe because you are Kira!?!

Light: Shut up L!

Guys!! Back to the advice question!

L: *sticks out tongue* Anyway, why choose when you can have chocolate and vanilla swirled together! ^.^

Misa: You could do that L-kun, but, since we all know that chocolate ice cream is better, I say Sakuragawa should pick chocolate!

Near: That is more like an opinion Misa. Vanilla ice cream is good too.

Misa: Chocolate is better.

Near: Is no. Vanilla is much better and it was the first original ice cream flavor!

*After 5 minutes of a violent fight*

*Head tilted* Wow. I never knew Misa's leg could bend like that.

Ryuk: Another question!

Here's someone in need of help! Fullyfledgedkirasupporter asks:

Random kid keeps stealing my apple. I love apples. How do I get him to
stop?(without killing him...unless you want to let me borrow your death note,
Light...I would use it only to kill said apple theif...if you haven't figured
it out yet, I know L's name...)

Light: YOU DO!?! WHAT IS IT-- I mean Kira is evil and only Kira has a Death No-- Can kill people. *looks around nervously* How dare you accuse me of having such a note book of death. *Slips phone number to Fullyfledgedkirasupporter*

Near: Ignore him. We don't know why he keeps acting as if he isn't Kira. We all know he is. So an apple theif you say? Well what I would do is confront him and politely ask him to stop.

Mello: Or you could just bite his hands off and threaten to sic the Mafia on his a**.

L: Mello, that is not the appropriate way to handle this. You should be polite like Near said.

Mello: Fine. Politley bite their hands off and threaten to sic the Mafia on his a**.

Beyond: I like where your going with this Mello, but instead you should use a chainsaw and cut his arms off and...

Ryuk: If you got apple thief problems then worry no longer! Use Ryuk's Apple-Thief-Be-Gone! Just one squirt of this magical spray and the person who touches this apple, other than you, shall disintegrate into a million pieces! And you can have this wonderful product by paying two payments of $15.99 and a pound of apples! Just call 918-848-Ryuk today!

Ryuk! No avertising! *whispers* I get 40% of the profits.

GalaxyTheElementGirl writes:

Well, here's my first question for you; I need a cosplay costume!! Should I get a Matt or Mello costume?? Directed to Matt & Mello
mainly, but could use the other's opinions.
Have fun! Here's some chocolate for Mello and smokes for Matt.

Matt: YAY! *Takes smokes* Ahh! Much better!

Mello: YAY!! *Takes chocolate* Chomp.....Chomp.

Matt: Cosplay costume you say? Well I'm flattered! ^^

Mello: Hmm... Well I'm not sure about getting a Mello costume. Only a very few people can pull of leather. But who knows. You maybe one of those people. *wink*

Matt: Stop flirting Mello. His date stood him up last night so he's looking for some arm candy.

Mello: Am not! Unless GalaxyTheElementGirl feels like being arm candy.

Matt: *face palms* Were way of track. A Matt costume? Complete with goggles, boots, and awesome looking vest. Go for it! ^^

Beyond: I think a Mello costume would be good for you. It's as if the Mello costumes were meant for girls! *breaks out laughing*

L: Let's see here.....go for the Matt costume. Works for anyone and the goggles are awesome!

Ryuk: Mello. I like making fun of him and him not doing anything to me because I'm a shinigami and he can't touch me. ^^

Misa: Mello!

Near: Matt.

Light: Mello. I really don't know why.

Matt! Now let's tally up the results! Mello: 5 Matt: 4 Well GalaxyTheElementGirl, It seems that your cosplaying as Mello! Hope you Have fun and thanks for congratulating me!

Now Beyond, would you please do the honor?

Beyond: Certainly. This advice column sucks and if any of you knew better then you would stop reading now!

Not what I meant! And that was hurtful!

Beyond: I'm Beyond! What do you expect?

True. Near?

Near: Sure. Thanks for the reviews and see you next chapter!

Thank you!


Me without reviews is like Mello without chocolate! The world ends!

~L!a =^)