Episode 2: Harry Potter
(It was going to be Foster's home for imaginary friends, but one of my people that put me on their favorites likes that show, and I'd hate to lose him/her)
Scoreboard so far:
Kills of Humans: 4
Kills of Daleks: 0
"It's over, Voldemort!" shouted Harry in the deathly hallows. "I've got the last Horcrux, and I'm going to make a smoothie out of it and eat it!"
"Really? You do realize that Horcrux is a 3-months-dead salmon," said Voldemort.
"Damn, Voldemort, you've thought of everything!"
"I know. Ain't I
just the cleverest?"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" Three Daleks came
out of nowhere just then.
"Hey!" said Harry. "You're those guys on Doctor Who! Dudley's just obsessed with that show."
"IDENTIFY DUDLEY."
"My stupid fat cousin."
"HE IS ALLIED WITH THE DOCTOR?!"
"You could say that."
"YOU ARE RELATED TO DUDLEY?!"
"Yes."
"THEN YOU ARE ALLIED WITH THE DOCTOR! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" And then the boy wizard fell on the floor with a blank expression on his face.
"Thanks!" said Voldemort.
"ARE YOU A DALEK?!"
"Nope."
"THEN YOU MUST BE EX-TER-MIN-A-TED!"
"I'm evil!"
"HE HAS A POINT, DALEK-FAK."
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"
"YOU
HAVE A BETTER POINT, DALEK-FAK!"
And Voldemort fell on the ground, too.
"REPORT THIS TO THE DALEK EMPEROR."
"WILL DO."
A hologram came up out of nowhere of the emperor.
"YOUR HIGHNESS, DALEK-FAK HAS KILLED HARRY POTTER. AND VOLDEMORT."
"DALEK-FAK, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE DALEKS!" shouted the emperor.
"EXPLAIN."
"I HAVE NOT FINISHED READING DEATHLY HALLOWS YET AND YOU HAVE SPOILED THE ENDING. NOW I KNOW THAT HARRY POTTER DIES!"
"HE DOES?! YOU HAVE ALSO SPOILED THE ENDING FOR ME."
"YOU HAVE SPOILED THE ENDING FOR BOTH OF US. I CHECKED THE BACK OF THE BOOK, AND HARRY POTTER IS KILLED BY DALEK-FAK! JK ROWLING PROBABLY HASN'T EVEN HEARD OF DALEKS."
"FORGIVE ME, YOUR HIGHNESS!"
"DALEKS HAVE NO ROOM FOR FORGIVENESS! EX-TER-MIN-ATE HIM!"
And then Dalek-Fak exploded at the hand of the other two Daleks. It was a dark day in Dalek history, because Dalek-Fak always did the coffee runs at meetings. And the coffee kicked ass.
Scoreboard:
Kills of Humans: 6
Kills of Daleks: 1
