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****WARNING****
THIS CHAPTER IS COMPLETE SMUT. IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH READING SMUT THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS CHAPTER.

Besides, my smut writing is so bad. It will probably make you feel bad for me, hahaha.

Anyway, here it is. Enjoy!


Rule No. 2

Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads.
If you aren't laughing, you're with the wrong person.

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon and Klaus had just prepared himself a nice lunch. Eating around 12 noon on Saturdays was normal for him considering Caroline was always out. She had events she had to attend every weekend, so she was hardly around during the day, especially on Saturday nights. At first, Klaus demanded she spend at least one Saturday with him, once every month, and Caroline couldn't help but agree. She needed time off, and she was willing to do anything to have one Saturday with her very eager boyfriend.

But this Saturday wasn't one of those free days. Caroline had left around nine in the morning, leaving Klaus alone in bed and also quite irritated. It was also habit for him to have her as breakfast before an actual breakfast, but as he watched her walk out, fumbling with her buttons, he called out, "I'm having you tonight, love. No matter what you say."

"Sure thing. Late breakfast, brunch, lunch, and dinner… Whatever. I'll call you later." She blew him a kiss before leaving him completely alone. As he lay in bed, he brushed his hand lightly over his morning wood and let out a heavy sigh before dropping his head back on the mountain of pillows that belonged to Caroline.

The moment she walked back inside their home would be the moment he would pull her in and carry her into the room as quickly as possible. No doubt about that. Klaus reached for his phone and checked the time: 9:30 AM. Caroline was due back around 10, or 11 PM.

God damn it, Caroline!

Since he didn't have breakfast, Klaus made himself lunch. It was a typical man lunch consisting of a sandwich that was piled high with the necessary stuff along with chips and a beer. Once he reached the living room, he leaned down to place his plate on the table before making himself comfortable on the couch. He turned his head to look out the large bay window and cursed the sun for moving so damn slow. Only a few more hours until his Caroline would be back.

Klaus sat up and eyed his sandwich, completely ready to dive into it. Before he even reached down for it, the front door had swung open, revealing a very happy Caroline. Klaus looked up at his beauty and raised a brow.

"And why are you back so early, love?" His tone was more surprised than excited, which is how he was supposed to be at the moment.

Caroline shut the door behind her and dropped her bags on the floor before dashing across the room to straddle him on the couch. Luckily, her heels didn't fly off as she did so. He noticed she had that look in her eyes as she gripped his shoulders, leaving Klaus still with his brow raised.

"Aren't you happy to see me?" Her lips pulled into a smirk as she tossed her hair back.

"You know I am. We hardly see each other on Saturdays. But tell me what happened-"

"Shush," she cut him off by pressing her lips against his eagerly.

Klaus couldn't help but chuckle once their lips landed on each other's. Placing his large palms on her waist, he shut his eyes and kissed her back, catching on to the eagerness she was submitting. As he pulled back slightly, he gave her a cheeky grin and ran his hands up her sides until he cupped the sides of her face, brushing away the hair that covered her forehead.

"I'm curious, Caroline. Were you fired? Are you straddling me out of frustration?"

The blonde pulled back entirely, her hands still holding onto his shoulders. She cocked her head back and laughed before looking back at him. "What are you even saying, Klaus? Obviously, something happened with the event. It's scheduled for next week, which happens to be our free day together. As soon as I heard the news, I got back into my car and drove her as fast as I could because I need you, Niklaus Mikaelson. I need you so bad."

That was the reason for the crazy look in her eye. He pressed his lips together in a firm line, restraining him from laughing out loud at how crazy she sounded. He believed her, however, the last line that came out of her sounded a bit mad. Klaus leaned back against the couch and dropped his hands onto her legs, running them up and down soothingly.

"And I need you… badly, love. I want you." He nodded his head while letting out chuckles every now and then. He was completely serious, yet he still found the moment quite funny.

"You're laughing," she said, straightening her back. She removed her arms from his shoulders and crossed them against her chest. "You're such an ass."

Klaus sat back up and continued to run his hands up the sides of her thighs before resting them on her bottom. "Sorry, my love." He leaned forward and buried his face into her neck, inhaling her scent. He picked up the scent of her perfume that she sprayed on herself every morning before work. It was his favorite scent on her – well it came in second. The smell of sex was first, of course.

He pressed his lips against her collarbone and murmured, "Forgive me."

Caroline slowly tilted her head back, her eyes falling shut as soon as she felt his lips graze her skin. She rested her hands back on his shoulders, running them down his back, grazing his shoulder blades before reaching the ends of his hair, tugging gently.

"Not until you do me." She replied bluntly.

He smirked against her skin, pressing light kisses up her neck until he reached her chin. "Whatever the lady wants, the lady surely gets."

The next thing she knew, Klaus had turned her over so that she was now laying down on the sofa while he hovered over her. His lips trailed up her jawline, continuing a trail of light kisses before reaching the corner of her mouth, which was parted slightly, ready for a heated kiss. His hands ran up her body, stopping to hold her neck in place while his thumb caressed her skin. He felt her legs underneath him spread apart for Klaus to nestle in between, and that was exactly what he did. Once he found comfort in between her thighs, she wrapped her legs around his waist, her heels digging into his back as she pulled him closer to him. Her hands ran through the back of his head roughly, tugging on the ends while massaging him at the same time.

Klaus hovered his lips just above hers, a smirk on full display while his hands went for the buttons of her blouse. With his eyes fixated on hers, he undid the buttons one by one slowly and carefully. Caroline looked up at him and bit down on her bottom lip, waiting impatiently for her blouse to come off. It seemed as though it was taking forever which caused the blonde to hiss out, "Just rip the shirt, Klaus! Damn it!"

His eyes widened in response to what she just said. That was his Caroline. She always had a foul mouth during their most intimate times together. It turned him on even more.

Chuckling softly, he obeyed the blonde and tore the blouse straight down the middle, watching the remaining buttons fly off in all directions. Caroline's eyes widened at the sight and let out a laugh as well. "See? That was much faster. Now come here," she smirked before pulling his face towards hers, capturing his lips as she shimmied the torn shirt off her body. Klaus was helping her and once it was completely off, he tossed it the side and ran his palms over her bra, earning a slight moan from Caroline.

Her hands trailed down his chest, feeling the defined muscles underneath the shirt until she reached the hem of it. Slipping her delicate fingers underneath the material, she caressed his skin and ran her hands up higher and higher, lifting the shirt up along as she did so.

As they parted for air, she mumbled against his skin, "This shirt. Off. Now."

Klaus pressed his lips against Caroline's once more before sitting back up and removing the shirt off his body in a swift motion, tossing it over to where Caroline's blouse lay. He looked back down at her and saw her smirk. "Happy, my love?"

She nodded her head and reached for his hands. "Very."

The two stared at each other longingly before Klaus leaned back down, brushing his lips against her collarbone while his hands held her back and ran up until he felt the clasp of her bra. As he began to suck lightly on her skin, his fingers worked their magic and unclasped it with ease. "You could have just ripped the damn bra off along with the shirt."

"Shh…" he murmured against her skin. Hooking his thumbs underneath the straps of her bra, he slowly peeled the piece of lingerie off her chest, revealing her full breasts with her nipples completely hardened. Klaus smirked as he threw it aside, delving straight into the valley, inhaling her once again before pressing feather light kisses along the mounds, his hands gripping her sides so she remained in place.

Her breath hitched slightly as she felt the cold air blow against her nipples, which were already pebbled at the sight of her boyfriend. Her eyes fell shut while her hands gripped the back of his head, urging him to wrap his mouth around one. She wanted to feel his talented tongue flick her in the most pleasurable way. God, his tongue knew how to work her well. Moments later, Caroline realized he hadn't even touched her there and she was already letting out moans.

"Jesus, Klaus," she breathed.

Finally, his mouth encircled one breast, taking it in and swirling his tongue along her taut nipple, sucking lightly. His free hand ran up and palmed her other breast. He knew how much she hated having one of them be neglected. Using his thumb, he brushed her and earned another pleasurable moan. Wasting no time, he switched breasts and worked the same routine as he did with the one before. Caroline sighed heavily as she felt his mouth close in over her breasts. And once she felt the flick of his tongue, she rolled her eyes back, in instant pleasure.

After giving her breasts his attention, he worked his way down her body, pressing kisses down her stomach until he reached her pencil skirt that hugged her bottom tight. Reaching for the zipper on the side, he zipped it down quickly and shimmied it down her long legs. Another article of clothing was added onto the ground once he tossed it.

"My favorite part," she said as she fixed a pillow beneath her head for support. Her hands rested over her head as she eyed Klaus, a smirk pulling at her lips. He looked up at her and mirrored her smirk before slowly trailing his fingers along the insides of her thighs. His eyes stayed on her as he did so, wanting to watch her facial expressions as he pleasured her in this way – her favorite way. Once his fingers reached her most sensitive part, he lightly brushed the heated area that was covered in a thin material.

"Lousy choice of panties, Caroline," he said in a low tone, brushing his fingers against her once more. He watched her eyes fall shut as she bit down on her bottom lip, holding back a moan. "Mm… you're already so wet for me, love," he added as he pressed his fingers into her spot. She nodded for him. "God, yes. I always am."

Smirking up at her, he finally pushed the thin material off to the side and looked down to see her in all her glory. Next, came Caroline's absolute favorite part. While his thumb grazed her flesh, he watched her back arch just a little. Slowly, he inserted a finger inside of her, hearing her whimper in response. He gradually added another and curled, as if he were begging her for another moan, which she happily gave out every second he worked his fingers inside of her. "Klaus…" she cried out.

"Would you like more of this, love?" He asked with a hint of humor.

"You already know I want more. Just fucking give it to me!"

"Patience, Caroline."

"I hate you." She retorted.

"I love you."

Klaus repositioned himself in between her legs so that his face rested comfortably in between her legs and his stubble brushed against her inner thighs. His arms hooked around them and held them down so she wouldn't squirm underneath him, which Caroline found to be absolute torture. Leaning into her heated region, he began doing what he did best and since he didn't have his breakfast, he decided to go for it all, causing the blonde to wiggle and shudder every time his tongue flicked inside of her. She gasped once she felt his tongue dive straight to the spot she believed to be the most tender. It was such an experience every time they engaged in oral sex. Klaus knew what made her squirm, what made her breathe heavily, and what caused her body to shake uncontrollably. He knew body so well.

Within seconds, he sensed her build up coming when she ran her hands through his hair roughly, gripping at the ends which was her giving him a sign since she was unable to form words. Once she tugged on the back of his head, lingering as her mouth parted slightly, he lapped up her finish and released her thighs, caressing her skin gently.

"I love it when you do that," she hissed, using the back of her hand to wipe her forehead. Klaus looked up at her and let out a laugh while he ran his tongue along his bottom lip, enjoying her delicious finish. "No, I love it when I do that," he replied, bringing his thumb up to clean up the side of his mouth.

The blonde rolled her eyes and sat up, pressing her hand flat out on his chest before pushing him back so that it was his turn to stare up at the ceiling. "Wha-"

"Shut up, Klaus. It's my turn. Duh."

He licked his lips once again and nodded, resting his head against the couch's hand rest. Keeping his eyes on the blonde, he watched her position herself in between his legs while her hands reached for his belt, quickly undoing it along with the buttons and zipper. She tugged them down with no pause in between, her lips parting in pleasure the moment she watched his erection spring up.

"My favorite part," Klaus chuckled, just like how Caroline said before he performed his activities on her. She looked up at him and smirked before placing both her hands on his length gently. In response, he let out a moan. He had been aching for her to touch him there since he removed her blouse.

Which, now that he thought about, happened a long time ago.

He wasn't a beggar, but if he were, he would have begged for Caroline to wrap her pretty little mouth around him immediately.

She slowly ran her thumb up and down his manhood, as if she caressing the side of his face. She was gentle, fair, and delicate with his length. As her hands wrapped wholly around him, she continued the same movements – up and down, up and down – until she found herself pumping him harder, causing Klaus to throw his head back and let out a groan. "Bloody hell, Caroline!"

The blonde lifted her head and looked up at him with a devilish smirk on her face, the smirk she had picked up from Klaus a long time ago. "Come again?" she asked, her tone low as she brushed the tip with her thumb.

"Caroline, I swear," he opened his eyes and gritted his teeth.

She continued to smirk at him while using her thumb to continuously brush the tip, watching him shudder. She so badly wanted to enclose her mouth around him, taking him entirely because it had been so long, but the foreplay was nice, especially when she got Klaus to act slightly submissive towards her.

"Are you going to say my name over and over… and over again?" Another brush to the tip.

He groaned and breathed out heavily, his neck craning forehead to stare at the blonde toying with his length. "Don't push it, love." His voice came out in a hiss causing the blonde to tilt her head to side, her smirk slowly turning into a playful smile.

"I was only joking."

And with that, she leaned down to hover her mouth above him, pressing a light kiss to the tip. She knew she was such a tease and she knew how much Klaus hated it, but it was what kept the sex fun. Fun sex was good sex.

It wasn't that much longer until she fully wrapped her mouth around his length, finally fulfilling both her needs and Klaus'. He rolled his eyes back as he felt the blonde begin to bob her head up and down, his hand grabbing the back of her head to help her move smoothly. Another groan escaped his lips as he gripped the side of the couch with his free hand, feeling the vibrations that Caroline emitted caused him to buck his hips just as she removed her mouth from him. Klaus watched his beauty lower her head, her lips hovering over his shaft and withdrawing her tongue, licking the sides until she met with the tip once again. Hovering over it, she looked back up at Klaus and took him whole, moving her head up and down in such a beautiful way. She moved slowly at first, and then quickened up the pace, listening in to the pleasurable noises that came out of his mouth. Jesus Christ, she thought.

Just before he felt himself coming to his end, he felt her lips retract from his length causing him to pick his head up and question her. I was that close, Caroline. "What do you think you're doing, love. We're not quite finished there."

The blonde got on her knees and pulled all of her hair onto one side, waving her hand to stop Klaus from talking. "Maybe I just want you to fuck me already? How about that?" She narrowed her eyes at him before lowering herself onto his manhood, resulting in the two of them letting out their loud moans they had held back for quite some time. His hands moved to hold her waist, keeping her steady as Caroline ran her hands through her hair, trying her best not to topple over him. Her hips rocked against his and Klaus swore under his breath behind gritted teeth as his nails gripped her body tighter.

She didn't care for the pain; she loved it. She rode him expertly, feeling the rush of pleasure overcome her and she knew, oh she knew, the pleasure overcame Klaus as well. How was it possible he fit perfectly inside of her?

Hooking his arm around her waist, he switched the positions and had her pinned underneath him, his lips capturing hers as he started to thrust himself in and out of her, feeling her lips part slightly, giving his tongue full access to tangle with hers. Their idea of love making, whether it was sweet and thoughtful or full out rough, was to make it enjoyable for them both. They often found it hard to watch sex scenes that two people engage in the activity with no reason whatsoever. What happened to the chemistry? The passion? Therefore, they came up with a rule stating that no matter the time of day, or the time in general, or whether or not they had argued beforehand, they were going to have sex that was full of passion, teasing, and laughs.

So when Klaus had accidentally bumped heads with Caroline just as they were about finish, they couldn't help but share a laugh before pressing their lips together.

"That's like the third time you've done that, Klaus." She laughed once more while she cupped his face, brushing her thumbs against his cheeks.

He looked down at her and smiled. "As long as you don't get a concussion, sweetheart, you're fine."

He continued to thrust into her, both in a rough and slow pattern, showing Caroline how much he had missed this – how badly they both needed this; their bodies coming together in perfect harmony with the thrusts and the laughs. She moaned his name over and over again, which caused the man to grin since it was she who had questioned him about saying her name. Nonetheless, he groaned out in intense pleasure, along with her name before they felt their orgasms take over.

As they both finished off, Klaus kept his eyes locked on hers, feeling her walls enclose around his length just before he slipped himself out from her. He pressed his forehead against Caroline and panted heavily. She did the same as she stroked the sides of his face, admiring his eyes, his lips, the glistening of his nose. A sigh escaped her mouth as she leaned forward, pressing her lips against his. "Do I even have to say it?"

His lips curved upward into a smirk while his arms snaked around her waist, lifting her back up so that they were now sitting up straight. Grabbing her legs, he rested them above his lap before leaning down to kiss her temple.

"You've already screamed it, love. Plenty of times." She smiled and rested her head against his shoulder, reaching her arm out to drape over his other shoulder. Klaus' lips remained pressed against the side of her face. "…You were delicious, Caroline."

"Mhm," she murmured. "I bet I was."

Bringing her hand up to the spot on her forehead where they had collided, she pressed down and winced, feeling slight pain around the area. Klaus pulled back and brushed her hair away, his eyes widening at the sight. "It's red." Although he had never bruised her during sex, he couldn't help but chuckle as he lightly brushed his thumb over the spot. "I'm sorry, love. I'll grab something frozen." After he leaned down to press a feather light kiss, he stood up and walked towards the kitchen, leaving Caroling to gawk in the beauty of what was her boyfriend.

Reaching inside the freezer for a frozen bag of vegetables, he called out, "You forgive me right?" Exactly how many times had he asked that? To him, it seemed as though that was the only question coming out of him.

Turning her attention to the sandwich on the coffee table, she leaned forward and reached for the plate, bringing it towards her and taking a bite. Smiling as she chewed, she leaned back on the sofa and swallowed. From the kitchen, she heard Klaus still rummaging through the freezer, repeating the question that had initiated the sex.

Forgive me?

Caroline smiled over at him.

"All is forgiven."


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