Itachi started walking next door to Tobi Deidara and Sasori's house but as soon as he got close to the door he heard Tobi yelling something about Christmas and Deidara yelling at him telling him to shut up.

Itachi sighed and said to himself "I'm just gonna guess what they want." and pulled out a list he made of what he was gonna get everyone for Christmas he just wrote guess next to all of there names he already had money written down by Kakuzu's name.

He jogged away from the house across the street to Hidan and Kakuzus house. He knocked on the door Kakuzu opened and strangely enough even he was wearing a

Christmas sweater it was a picture of Santa carrying a bag of money though..

Kakuzu laughed a bit and said "I thought you hated Christmas man what's up with the scarf?"

Itachi face palmed "Never mind that can I talk to Hidan I want to know what he wants for Christmas."

Kakuzu looked shocked "Hold up your gonna ask him what you want for Christmas but your not gonna ask me?"

Itachi sighed "I already know what you want it's money right?"

Kakuzu seemed to get happy by hearing the word money and said "Well it's polite to ask!"

Itachi started to get frustrated "What do you want for Christmas Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu was silent for a few seconds and said "Money."

Itachi sighs and says "Okay now can you get Hidan down here so I can figure out what he wants?"

He turned and yelled "Hidan get down here."

Hidan yelled back "I can't I'm busy right now!"

Kakuzu sighed "Stop playing Darksiders for once and come down here!"

Hidan just yelled back "I can't help the fact it's fun!"

Kakuzu sighed and mumbled "He's obsessed with anything with Scythes in it... He wants to know what you want for Christmas!"

Hidan yelled back "A human soul!"

Itachi paused for a moment "Wait what?"

Kakuzu laughed a bit "He's being serious."

Itachi looked shocked and said "How the hell would I even get one of those?"

I heard the sound of things dying in Darksiders and Hidan yelled over it "EBay!"

Itachi just paused and started to walk away as he was walking toward Pain's house he was wondering "Is he being serious... Ill have to check later..."

He knocked on Pain's door and the lead Pain answered he seemed to be the only one not wearing anything Christmasy out of everyone and he said "What is it Itachi the only person I know kinda close to sharing my Pain... Kinda close. But you seem to know the pain of being forced to wear Christmas clothes you poor bastard."

Itachi sighed tired of his pain obsession and said "What do you want for Christmas?"

He instantly replied "Gauges we want more gauges."

I started to say "But don't you have?" Then I heard all of the Pain's say at once from inside the house "Gauges we want more gauges!"

Itachi sighed "Okay okay got it where's Konan so I can ask her what she wants?"

All Pain said was "None of your concern but she just told me she wants Origami folding book."

Itachi just paused "Um okay?"

Pain just stared quietly and said "Remember to learn the pain of falling on a slippery side walk." And he shut the door.

Itachi walked off thinking to himself "I'm surrounded by weirdos."

Itachi kept walking until he got to a small dollar store on the out skirts of his neighborhood he walked in grabbed a shopping cart and started looking he looked around and got a small stuffed tailed beat for Tobi because he seems to like those.

I got Sasori more batteries for his penis sense... His only human parts his heart...

Deidara I got him playdough

and for the Pain's I toke every kind of Gauge I could find when I went to the register she looked at me like I was insane I just handed her Kisame's master card and got the stuff and went out.

When I got home I could still hear Tobi yelling about something and just dropped all the gifts under the Zetsu covered is Christmas ornaments.

Kisame stared at me for a minute "You didn't wrap them?"

Itachi sighed "Why the hell would I wrap them it's not like it'll make the present any better!"

Kisame sighed and said "Fine I will."

Itachi nodded "Good I got to find Hidans present on EBay. Also this is Kakuzu's present." and Itachi pulls a 5 dollar bill out of his pocket.

Kisame sighed "Of course he will love this."

Itachi started scrolling through eBay and what he found amazed him "Um Kisame who the hell would want to buy first Hokage cells?"

Zetsu spoke up and said "You'd be surprised."

Itachi keep scrolling and with wide eyes said "50 shades of Jiraya?!"

Zetsu laughed a bit "Yeah big hit among the women of Konaha and Kakashi."

Itachi realized he forgot to get Konan her present so he shrugged and bought a copy.

He started scrolling again and thought to himself "Holy shit this is where Orochimaru buys his new bodies... why is it theres so many to choose from and he choose a woman last time...

He kept scrolling a bit

Mentally disturbed until he found what he was looking for "Well ill be damned souls..." He just clicked on one and bought it and ordered it with the one hour rush sense they got ninja delivery boys now they can do that.

I got up from the computer and said "Well I'm done I'm going to my room."

Kisame sighed "You sure you don't wanna celebrate Christmas with us bro?

Itachi nodded "positive" then went into his room and shut the door