Matt here: I just wrote this so you readers would have something to do tomorrow while I take my birthday off. That's right, my B-day is October 12. FUCK YEAH! Also, REVIEW! YOU FUCKING MORONS! REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. If I did I would be in jail for killing 4Kids for destroying my baby.

Cool of 190 Old Order/ Fall of 10 Freedom Era

It was a cool fall day. The battle 10 years ago had freed all pokemon. Zu, after wandering the planet for 3 years, had settled down and started a farm and a family. That is where our story picks up. Zu was out in the fields harvesting Oran berries when a black bird flew up to the door. It knocked. Zu's wife, pregnant, answered.

Zu's Wife: Hello, may I help you?

Black Bird: Hello, I wish to speak with your husband about an urgent matter.

Zu's Wife: May I ask how you know my husband?

Black Bird: We... served together.

Zu's Wife, surprised: My husband was in the army?

Black Bird: Oh, I'm sorry if I told you anything he didn't want you to know.

Zu's Wife: It's quite alright. He's outback in the fields. Do you wish for me to take you to him?

Black Bird, preparing for take off: No, I can find him on my own. Thank you, though.

Zu's Wife, watching the bird fly away: Wait, I never got your name.

Shadow, looking back: It's... Shadow.

Zu was taking a break from harvesting by resting on his basket. He wiped the sweat from his ears. He then noticed Shadow land next to him.

Shadow: Zu! My old friend! How long has it been?

Zu: You are no friend of mine.

Shadow, grinning: Oh come on. After all we've been through? I thought we had something special.

Zu, anger flowing through his veins: HOW DARE YOU COME HERE AND FUCKING PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND? IT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT THEY DIED! WHY DON'T YOU JUST CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND FUCKING DIE?

Shadow, seriousness spreading over his face: I'm not here on personal business. They want you back.

Zu: NO! I'm not letting that anger take over me again! Go away and leave me alone!

Shadow: I can't.

Shadow moved up the feathers around his neck to reveal a Blast Seed collar around his neck.

Shadow: If I come back without you, fly for over 5 minutes, or leave the predetermined path, it blows up and I die.

Zu, looking at his daughter dancing around his pregnant wife: I'll come, but... to leave this all behind, for a traitor's life,... why?

Shadow, already walking: You could never let something die, pussy.

Zu: Your lucky about that, or I would leave to fucking die right now.

Shadow: Come on, we have to get to the army station before sundown.

Zu and Shadow walked along the path until the reached town. It was a town of square yellow buildings. There was a crowd of Magbys, Smoochums, and Elekids were playing together.

Zu, a tear coming to his eye: It's so beautiful.

Shadow: What, the noodle shop?

Zu: No, all of these different types of pokemon, living together.

Shadow: Yeah, it's nice,... on the surface.

Zu: I know, but the lie is better for the time.

Shadow: Come on, we're here.

Zu and Shadow were at the entrance of a square grey building with a sign with a triforce that had triangles that were colored red, blue, and green, the symbol of the rebellion, or the current government as I should say. Zu and Shadow entered to see a Skitty at the front desk filing her nails.

Skitty: How may I help you?

Shadow: Private Shadow and Civilian Zu, reporting for duty.

Skitty, looking at her chart: Yes, the doctor will see you in the back.

Shadow, bowing: Thank you.

Zu and Shadow walked down a hall filled with portraits of fallen pokemon.

Zu: Now this, is depressing.

Shadow: Yeah, just don't look at the wall coming up and you'll be fine.

Zu: Wh... oh god.

There was the portraits of the 49th division, Shadow and Zu's division.

Zu, hurrying his pace: Let us leave this place.

Shadow: Let's.

Zu and Shadow avoided the portraits and went into the back room. It was a white room with two chairs in it.

Shadow: I guess we sit down.

Zu and Shadow sat down just as the doctor walked in.

Doctor, a Kadabra: Ah, I've seen you've already sat down. Now let's see, you a Murkrow and a Pikachu.

The Doctor searched through a drawer.

Doctor: Uh,... here they are!

Zu: What?

The doctor pressed a button which caused metal braces to come out of the chairs, securing the two pokemon tightly to them.

Doctor: A Thunderstone for Pikachu, and a Night Band for Murkrow!

Shadow: WHAT? No one said anything about evolution!

Shadow then shot a night shade attack at both of the evolution-aiding items. The Night Band absorbed then energy and fell from the doctor's hand, but the Thunderstone exploded into tiny shard, releasing it's electric core, which immediately fled into the ground.

Zu, a look of fear on his face: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Shadow: Saved you from evolving!

Zu: No! I mean you destroyed a Thunderstone! That will attract Raikou!

Doctor: Hahaha! Zu, you and your crazy religion. Raikou doesn't exist! He's a my...

At that exact second a dog-like creature burst though the ground under the doctor, ripping him in half, causing his blood to splatter all over the room.

Raikou, satanic tone: Who has my power?

Shadow: We don't have any! That was all there was!

Raikou, satanic tone: YOU LIE! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING MORTAL BODIES TO SHREDS IF I HAVE TO! RAIKOU!

Raikou launched a thunder attack, except that it came from underground. It would have killed them both, except that it blew up the chairs they were restrained to.

Zu, drawing his katana: I can not let you live!

Raikou, satanic tone: You dare challenge me, a god!

Zu: You are no god! You are a demon! And I will kill you like any other demon!

Raikou, satanic tone: You dare mock me! I will make your death slow and painful! But first, I will kill you comrade!

Raikou shot a lightning attack that zoomed in and out of the ground that struck Shadow, who fell down immediately.

Zu: Shadow!

Raikou then pounced on top of Zu, his fangs scratching his neck. He was about to finish it all when a murderous voice filled the room.

Groudon, bone-chilling tone: RAIKOU! LEAVE THIS WEAKLING ALONE! WE HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TO!

Raikou: But, master...

Groudon, bone-chilling tone: DID YOU JUST DISOBEY ME?

Raikou: No! I mean, I'm coming.

Raikou then disapeered in a flash of lightning, which destroyed the entire building.

Zu then looked over at Shadow's body and noticed his Blast Seed Collar had fallen off.

Zu, tears falling: At least you died a free pokemon.

Shadow, getting up: Who said I died?

Zu: How the fuck?

Shadow: It hit the Blast Seed Collar and shorted it out. Zapdos must like me.

Zu, happy: Yes, he must.

Shadow, noticing the lack of a building: Shit! We have to run!

Zu: Why? Raikou did it.

Shadow: You and me are the only ones who believe in Raikou! I only believed because I just saw him!

Zu: ... Fuck! Your right!

Shadow and Zu then tore off there sleeves, left them in the wreckage, and ran off into the woods to escape execution.