Hi people. TheHighPanda here. A kind of action chapter here. Dave and Mindy on a mission. Hope you enjoy it. See you at the end.

"Why do I feel like I've taken a wrench to the head?"
"That's because you did."
"Oh I don't know how to reply to that."
"Come on Dave, don't you remember anything that happened?"
"No, but I can tell it wasn't a quiet night in."
"God Dave, your such dork."
"I swear Mindy you have said that so many times, it doesn't affect me anymore."
"Shut up Dave, what do you remember?"
"I remember the mall, shooting people, then boom. I wake up at home, bandage on my head and feeling like Rihanna on a quite night in."
"Ok, how about I explain it from the beginning?"

Earlier

The TV buzzed in the background, as Dave and Mindy trained on the large foam mat embedded into the floor. They had managed to escape the clutches of their kids, by saying that they had gone out for a romantic dinner, but instead had driven around the block a few times, before pulling into the safe house garage. They then went into the safe room. They had been training for around 2 hours, but would have to go back soon, before Amy and Zoey became suspicious.
Mindy had just pinned Dave down. Before becoming distracted with something on the TV. This gave Dave a chance to push Mindy off him and pin her down with his legs.
"Dave the, TV listen!"
Dave released her and sat watching the broadcaster.

"We have just received news from the police and many witnesses that four armed men have entered the downtown mall, and are holding the shoppers hostage. They haven't asked for anything, but police fear for the hostages lives."

"Dave quick get your suit on," Mindy ordered "let's go do some shopping."

They both got changed, grabbed their weapons of choice, and then headed up to the garage, where they a got into a purple and black Camaro, and rolled up the garage door. They then drove to the mall, parking two blocks away, just out side the police roadblock. Two fire escapes and a buddy boost later they were on top of an apartment block, looking down on the glowing outline of the mall. It was a large mall with four floors, and over 60 shops. Mindy kept watch over the mall with a pair of binoculars, seeing if she could see anyone in the building, while Dave brought up a floor map of the mall on his phone. They tried to work out what shops the men would be in, and where the best place to hold hostages would be. Mindy couldn't see any of the men through the windows, so they must have been hiding in one of the shops, or maybe in the maintenance hallways. They soon decided that the would either be in one of the main shops, or most likely in the in built bank, that was just upstairs. There were also these very handy skylights that went from floor to floor that they could use to grapple down.

They decided that Hit-Girl would head in through the back door and Kick-Ass through the front.
Kick-Ass would zip line down onto the roof of the mall, before setting up a grapple point and grappling down through the skylight. Because he had more armour, Kick-Ass would be the distraction, he would lure the men out from their hiding places, and take the full blow of the assault. Meanwhile Hit-Girl would climb through one of the main air vents that led into one of the maintenance hallways and would silently take them out from behind. They then had to find the hostages, release them, and send them outside to tell the police it's safe.

If every thing went to plan, they should be in and out within a couple of minutes.

Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl both got to work setting up the zip line points, before firing a lined harpoon across to the mall. They set up their harnesses before preparing to jump.
"God I hate doing this!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, Kick-Ass the worlds first super pussy."
"Hit-Girl, I told you I'm scared of being off the ground."
"What happened to being brave?"
"Brave left the building hours ago, this is just suicide."
"Your right, it is." And with one big push, Hit-Girl shoved Kick-Ass off the top of a building.

Hit-Girl landed perfectly, unlike Kick-Ass, who landed in a pile.
"What the hell was that for?" Asked Kick-Ass.
"Being a pussy."
They got to work setting up Kick-Ass's grapple point, then moving on to the vent system, unscrewing the cover before Hit-Girl climbed in.
"Stay safe Dave" said Mindy as she pulled him into a passionate kiss, before leaping into the vent.

Kick-Ass knew that their plan relied on timing, so he had to head over to the grapple point and set up quickly, before Hit-Girl sent him the signal. He strapped the clips in to his harness before pulling himself over the safety barrier, and onto the double glazed glass of the skylight. He phone beeped twice. Hit-Girls signal. He pulled his silenced MP5 off his back. And firing it down into the glass.

It smashed instantly, the bullet ripping through it. As Kick-Ass plunged downwards. He managed to grab on to the rope with one hand, and keep his other on his MP5. Slowly, but surely he managed to lower himself down to the fourth floor. He shouted twice, but no one appeared, so he moved down to the next floor. Again, no one on the third, so he moved down to the second. The one with the bank.

Suddenly a shot rang out, the force of the bullet hitting Kick-Ass just above his left hip. Thankfully it hit the armoured plating, but it still hurt like hell. He raised his MP5 and fired around half a magazine, in the direction the sound came from. Spraying the fire into a over turned table that he saw a figure dive under. A short scream rang out. But was soon silenced. One down. Three left.

Meanwhile Hit-Girl had managed to make it into the bank and was scouting the area for the hostages, when she heard the gunfire. She quickly leaped behind a counter, before poking her head up and having a quick look around. A movement to her left caught her eyes. She quickly span round emptying a whole magazine from her M1911 towards the movement. A thump. Another down.

She quickly did a full check of the bank before moving through to the or atrium. She heard him before she saw him. The squeak of his shoe gave him away. She turned around, pulling out her butterfly knife as she went. Trying to jab him in the stomach with it. She missed. The figure was wearing a white hoddie, and black track suits. Covering his face, a black scarf. And in his hands. A broadsword.

"The infamous Hit-Girl, we finally meet." He snarled his eyes glaring at her. "You've killed many of my friends. My relatives."
"And now," Hit-Girl taunted. "Your going to join them"

Pulling her staff from her back she did a quick spin before slicing the blade towards his neck. Any standard criminal would have been dead in seconds. Somehow he avoided it, before counter attacking with a quick jab to her legs. Hit-Girl avoided it. But only just. He then came at her with a round house kick. Knocking her off balance. And finally using the broadsword to spear her clothing and her to the wall. He smiled grimly. Picking up Hit-Girls butterfly knife, he span it around a few times in his hand before turning to her.

"I've waited along time to do this." He stated slowly walking towards her.

Mindy just hang there and closed her eyes. All the things she would miss. Zoey and Amy's weddings. Their birthdays. If they had kids. She would never be able to have Dave hold her in his arms again.

The man was now infront of her. He raised the knife above his head. Just as he was about to bring it down.

His head exploded.

As he fell, behind him stood her knight in shining armour. Dave. He removed the sword from the wall. Then he pulled her into his tight embrace.

"Never do that to me again you arse hole."
"If you didn't just notice, I just saved your life."
"But you made me think I was going to die."
"It just makes living even more enjoyable."
"Yeah it does." Suddenly Hit-Girl realised something. "Kick-Ass the fourth!"

Kick-Ass heard a noise behind him. And spun round. Into a wrench.

I'm back hope you enjoyed the chapter. I will try and update in the next week but I'm going on holiday so I can't make any promises. Please leave a comment. If you enjoyed the chapter and if you have any ideas either pm me, or leave a comment. Constructive criticism please. As i said before I don't like being moaned at. Any mistakes tell me and I'll correct them.

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Wodeman
The twins are part if the main story line. So they're going to be a big part of the next couple of chapters. I've also come up with a very good twist if they find out.

TheHighPanda out.