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CHAPTER 2: LOINS SECRET IDENTY.

gandlaf was lyin deaded on floor but nobody wanted to cpr him becoz he a gross old dude with stale beard and stuff. "gandalfr no! we need you for lonely quest thing!" we al screaled well onli mi cuz the orks hd gtg.

loin was all wombded with stab hole in stomach so i put bandage on wound, but foot from stomak kiked me? loin then started havn contraptions and was in pane and cryin. we thort was cos gondlaf dead but then blood from dwaf place and loin did like a poop but then a baby!

She was cute in a dwafy way w/ baby beard and loin held baby like happy mother cos was secret a girl. but then phil tripped and baby wnt flyin and hit gondle in a feces, and thn did a feces omn his feces.

throin went and pick up child and wrap in cloack , but spare cloack so no baby birth blood-jiuce stuff on hos cloack so he woldnt look bad. he hand baby to loin who was cryn tears of happy.

"i shall call my dowter gandiel, in onor of dead gandlaf and Anniel who is beautiful. and Anniel, you shall be her godmother."

I was suuuuper happy cos yay a baby but also sad cos gandalf was deaded. i was cryn tears of hapy and sad cos lost farter family, but gayned kindofdowter family. and the dwafs was also sayiin i was hot cos my hare was blown in wind.

we didnt have time to bery gandlof so burnt corpse and prayed but to middle earth god not jesus. then we left, but i looked back and saw ashes refromainng but must been trick of lite becos gandlaf dieded, all bled and branes and old man beird woz on floor.

thorinoin sed "wel gr8 so can we now go to bobli so heel steel stuf for us." an he gav me lok like at inn but im was cryn so not in romanse mode. so we went sure and off we wnt

as we went to hobbtronn stalin was russian round on horse and stuuff (geddit russian) and loin was carreng for her chilld. we went aw how hartworming and then sea strted brstfeding it and tht was omg eeeeeeeeewwww no her bobs were all saggy like.

dwafs went to bobli house but throin gotted lost and loin with me was late becos we were fooding for baby. we got to bobli house. so bobbli at fist wuz supper surpes at our arrival and sed oh no leeeeaVE butt (lol) we soon purswayeded him into uss steaying. so wee (lol0 took al hiz goatmilk and strarted consumiling itt ad wee got veer drunken. We sanf a gr8 son about gots and had a good fun thn biblo wuz so super drunkarn that he sed I WILL STEL SMIGG HIMSLF (smigg is a drgn) so tat wuz bants

dwafs sanged song about erbor and was deep and pretty. is was sanging too much beeter than reest ov them cos it was one of gandorfs megik powrs to sing reel goood. then bobli said "wait anniel are you dwaf or hobbit cos not beard but short slao." and i said "i am bit dwaf and some hobbi and some elf also but don't know elf reltive, also hooman but not com from the monkis hooman cos tey so harey lol." bobli told me i was pretty but i knew dwaf side made me short midget gross so new he was lyn. "Anniel sing us an elf song" said loin, and i sarted sing lullaby for gandiel.

"little baby don't cri

tho gandalf be die

will be beeter soon

sleep with teh mune

little baby don't sad

who is yur dad

dont matter anyway

well find out someday"

and all dwafs clapped sept gandiel who had fall sleep from songing. then oder dwafs sleept, they our al snoering xcept me cos lol i dodnt have gross dwaf boggees in my noes taht is so gross lol.

next day wee al had a biig hangoatover xcept me coz lol im a wizard and id magic notdrunk spell. we wnts to meat place where bobli wood meet us but he was late so we left w/out him hed shoe up later anyway i knew cos sikick powers. we were riding to forst and i was taller than all dwafs who were on pony then bobli showed up and was angered at me "Anniel why did u leaf me i had to run and no second breakfast no im hunger!" but i just lolled and said "It will be good for you bobli cos yur fat lol."

then night and we camped in forst and i knew trolls would try eat the dwafs and bobli but coldnt tell them might time streem destroye. i slept for a time and when awake i reeliced they been captured by trollface! bobli was tryn detract troll with tubes and parasights and i snucjk behind troll and hit it on head with magic blast.

"sorry to leave you hangin" i said to dwafs who lolled at my joke and i used magiks to untie them and fix clothes. "Anniel you safed us!" said stalin with happy on his face, and loin was cryin tears of good that her baby had not been troll eaten.

then dora was exploring lol and found a cave! we wnet in and thron found sord and i also found sord but mine all magic and prettier. bobli found a ltter opner and stalin and balin and dwalin was staelin monies from troll hord.

then wehn was sittin outsid cave cos it stank i was by stream brushin hare, phil came up to me with thing in hands.

"Anniel i phil you lol its greek for love geddit" said phil, but i was wtf cos whats greek. then phil gave me what was in hand was neklase and all shiny glowin and stuff. "i asked ori who is nerdclever what nacklace was" said phil with starin big live eyeyes "and ori said was made by elf smith faynor and magic. it gives warer speshul powers!" i wasped at him with wide mouth and took neccklase. "phil you are nice dwaf but im wizard so cant romance sorryr also i like throrin more than u but ill considre it maybe when not morning gondlaf."

phill look ed mi with standing in his eye. "ok then Anniel i underscandinavia your pain at not romance. to make you happyr i wil not romance eyever." and i happyed at him and then we was friends.

we wnet back to other dwafs in cave wo was loafn at us cos they thot romance but we looled at them "lol were bffs loosers" and stalin was sad. it was time for loin to feed her baby so the fat dwaf made soop. we all drank it but was kinna gross bcouse had dwaf beard hare in.

butt suddenly the troll dead strated moveing and was not real dead!

"Anniel we tricked u we awas alife hole time!" said troll who was called will. "oh no, the trolls are life!" loin creamed, and ran into bush with child who was cryn.

then troll grabed bobli by leg and was bout to eat him, when i felt tingle in bomes and rememebered magics that gondlaf gived me.

"Anniel help me! im sorry was angred at you for loafing me behind ut dont want to eaten!" said the bobli.

so i raised hand with fireball and shooted it at troll. but troll will was stone and so bacame fire troll! he was huge and flaming and could breave fire and was gonna eat bobli! loin was upsed and gandiel was hungered and stalin pooped pants from frite. The poop cort fire!

"lol dwafs and pretty girl we gonna eat yur friend!" said troll.

i didn't no what to do, so grabbed locket round neck and started to magic…

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