A/N: I was very impressed at how many people reviewed my story and how fast
they did it. I'm gonna get two chapters up in one day! Oh, and sorry about
how many times I misspelled Weasley.
~The Fred Weasley Stories~
Chapter 2: The Begining of Mayhem
Fred, however, did not wake up suddenly or with any pain at all. In fact, he was feeling rather well.
Fred and George now lived in their shop, Weasley Wizard Wheezes, because their parents were so disappointed with them for leaving school early.Eventually Mr. and Mrs. Weasley did calm down but Fred and George wouldn't move back in. "We've got to fend for ourselves now that we're out of school," George told Mrs. Weasley one day when she had "accidentally" walked into their shop. "We're not babies anymore."
Mr. Weasley didn't want them back though. "If they want to get arrested selling illegal jokes they can but I won't be involved with it," Mr. Weasley told Mrs. Weasley one night.
"Their jokes are not illegal and it really would do a world of good for people to have a little fun, especially with the rise of the Dark Lord," Mrs. Weasley coldly responded.
While Fred and George's parents didn't quite support their joke shop, their friends did. One day, Lee Jordan, their friend from Hogwarts came in to talk to the twins. When he lift, his pockets were full of Ton-tounge Toffees and his mouth was full of his newly extended tounge. Even Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and the twin's brother, Ron Weasley, walked in one day. How Harry escaped the Dursley's they never knew but somehow he did. When the three came in, Harry was shaking like mad while Hermione and Ron acted like they usually do, excepting the occasional glances towards Harry.
"What's wrong with him?" George asked Hermione in a quiet voice so that Harry couldn't hear.
"Ever since Sirius died he's been like that. He hardly ever says a word anymore unless he's talking about evil pranks. Me and Ron are getting worried," Hermione responed.
All in all, life was good for Fred and George until one fateful day.
A man had just walked into the room. He was a fairly big man that was completely bald. He walked up to the counter and started talk to Fred.
"I have some jokes I'd like to sell you," the man said in a very high voice that sounded strangely like a girl.
"What do you have?" Fred asked the man.
"Ever heard of Stink Pallets?" the strange man asked.
"Yeah," Fred said.
"I've got Love Stink Pallets," the man said. "Anyone who smells it immeadiatly falls in love with the first name they hear of the opposite sex."
Twenty boxes of Love Stink Pallets were bought that day and sold like a charm, mainly because George cast a spell on them so that people would be attracted to them. When there was one more box left the man returned selling another twenty and so on. (A/N: This day will become important.)
Right before School was supposed to start Fred and George saw an owl fly by their window. A few seconds later it came back realizing it had missed it target and istead of flying through an open window it smacked into a sign advertising Love Stink Pallets. Fred and George recognized it at once as a letter from Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They open it without delay and read:
Dear Misters Fred and George Weasley,
You have been chosen to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, also known as DADA. I would appreciate it very much if you will send an owl with your response asap.
Yours truly, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
A/N: Sorry all of you Harry Potter fans but I couldn't resist making fun of him. Most of the other characters will remain normal unless something is done to them by a spell or one of the Weasley's jokes. I won't put another up until I get a review. If you have already reviewed then you can review again.
~The Fred Weasley Stories~
Chapter 2: The Begining of Mayhem
Fred, however, did not wake up suddenly or with any pain at all. In fact, he was feeling rather well.
Fred and George now lived in their shop, Weasley Wizard Wheezes, because their parents were so disappointed with them for leaving school early.Eventually Mr. and Mrs. Weasley did calm down but Fred and George wouldn't move back in. "We've got to fend for ourselves now that we're out of school," George told Mrs. Weasley one day when she had "accidentally" walked into their shop. "We're not babies anymore."
Mr. Weasley didn't want them back though. "If they want to get arrested selling illegal jokes they can but I won't be involved with it," Mr. Weasley told Mrs. Weasley one night.
"Their jokes are not illegal and it really would do a world of good for people to have a little fun, especially with the rise of the Dark Lord," Mrs. Weasley coldly responded.
While Fred and George's parents didn't quite support their joke shop, their friends did. One day, Lee Jordan, their friend from Hogwarts came in to talk to the twins. When he lift, his pockets were full of Ton-tounge Toffees and his mouth was full of his newly extended tounge. Even Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and the twin's brother, Ron Weasley, walked in one day. How Harry escaped the Dursley's they never knew but somehow he did. When the three came in, Harry was shaking like mad while Hermione and Ron acted like they usually do, excepting the occasional glances towards Harry.
"What's wrong with him?" George asked Hermione in a quiet voice so that Harry couldn't hear.
"Ever since Sirius died he's been like that. He hardly ever says a word anymore unless he's talking about evil pranks. Me and Ron are getting worried," Hermione responed.
All in all, life was good for Fred and George until one fateful day.
A man had just walked into the room. He was a fairly big man that was completely bald. He walked up to the counter and started talk to Fred.
"I have some jokes I'd like to sell you," the man said in a very high voice that sounded strangely like a girl.
"What do you have?" Fred asked the man.
"Ever heard of Stink Pallets?" the strange man asked.
"Yeah," Fred said.
"I've got Love Stink Pallets," the man said. "Anyone who smells it immeadiatly falls in love with the first name they hear of the opposite sex."
Twenty boxes of Love Stink Pallets were bought that day and sold like a charm, mainly because George cast a spell on them so that people would be attracted to them. When there was one more box left the man returned selling another twenty and so on. (A/N: This day will become important.)
Right before School was supposed to start Fred and George saw an owl fly by their window. A few seconds later it came back realizing it had missed it target and istead of flying through an open window it smacked into a sign advertising Love Stink Pallets. Fred and George recognized it at once as a letter from Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They open it without delay and read:
Dear Misters Fred and George Weasley,
You have been chosen to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, also known as DADA. I would appreciate it very much if you will send an owl with your response asap.
Yours truly, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
A/N: Sorry all of you Harry Potter fans but I couldn't resist making fun of him. Most of the other characters will remain normal unless something is done to them by a spell or one of the Weasley's jokes. I won't put another up until I get a review. If you have already reviewed then you can review again.
