"Mugiwara-ya...what the hell are you doing here...?"

"Shishishishi, I thought this was your submarine. I recognized your flag immediately." I blushed. I didn't know why, but knowing she remembered small things like this made me happy. I smiled slightly.

"Well, come in already. We'll be taking off soon. Don't worry, I'll drop you off to town to meet your nakama later if you wish." She grinned.

"Really? Thank you, Tra-guy!" She giggled slightly as she entered and immediately tackled Bepo, which I'm guessing was her intention the second she saw him.

"W-w-wha-..?! Urk, get off of me already!" I silently chuckled. I also loved this innocent and childish aspect of her, a rare quality found in pirates.

"Everyone! Food is ready- oh shit! Captain, did you let her in-?! No! Don't go in there, you idiot! Somebody stop her or we'll starve!"

"Heh, don't worry. I bought some extra meat in case this happens..."

"Oi Captain, you actually wanted this to happen, didn't you?" I just chuckled at Penguin's accusation. I can't exactly deny it though.

"0.34 seconds! She finished all our food in exactly 0.34 seconds! Wait...why am I even announcing this?! I should be panicking! Captain!"

"Don't worry, Bepo. I bought some extra meat, just for us."

"Eh?! No fair, Tra-guy!" She pouted like a little child. I was about to give in before the rest of my crew hauled me away.

"We're sorry, Captain. But we can't let you give her all our food. We're six hours away from destination and it's already been four hours since our last meal."

"I see...sorry Mugiwara-ya, no more food for you. You'll get fat."

"Aw...oh, and I'm rubber, your argument is invalid." She stuck her tongue at me and went to tackle Bepo again. I have no idea why she likes doing that.

"Captain! Somebody on the Den Den Mushi is looking for you!" I strolled over and stared at the Den Den Mushi.

"Who is it-?"

"Hey there stupid Law, are you busy?"

"Well, I'm submerged 2000 feet, so yes."

"Aw too bad. I found this place full of chicks-"

"Oh! Kidd, is that you?" I gasped as Luffy suddenly appeared in front of me. How does she keep doing that?!

"Oi...Luffy...is that you...?" I shuddered. Kidd's going to make our next meeting quite unpleasant.

"Yes! Tra-guy just fed me looots of meat and yummy food! I'm going to stay in his submarine for umm...a while until I get to the next town!"

"Really...? What town are you heading to...? Maybe I'll join up with you..." Shit, Kidd is getting really pissed.

"It's Wano Country! Haha, isn't that a funny name?"

"Wano Country now is it...? Men! Set course to Wano Country! Oh and Luffy...tell Law I'll be looking forward to seeing him...and for his sake, he should make it there quick..."

"Shishishishi, no need! Tra-guy is listening!"

"Don't worry, Kidd, I'll make it there as quick as I can, just for you." I sarcastically remarked.

"Men, take the longest route possible!" I smirked. I'm sure Kidd heard that.

"What?! Why you-!" -Beep- I hung up the Den Den Mushi and just smirked. This raven-headed cutie isn't going anywhere soon.

"Hello? Kidd? You still there?"

"Mugiwara-ya, he hung up already."

"Oh, really...? Hmm...what do you guys usually do in a submarine?"

"Well, we eat, we sleep and repeat."

"Shishishi, that rhymed! That sounds pretty nice, but what else do you do?"

"I usually study medical stuff, but I spar sometimes too-"

"Oooh, yay! Let's spar!"

"Erm, alright then." I signaled her to follow me with my hand and walked down a narrow hallway. It was slightly suffocating, since she was right behind me.

"Umm, Mugiwara-ya...what...do you do on your ship?" Dammit, this is what happens when it becomes so awkward it's suffocating. I just felt like I had to say something.

"Hmm...not much, really. Even though I'm the Captain, I don't do much. Nami usually plans out where we go and Sanji makes our food, and...I usually just eat and sleep...like you guys! Shishsishi, but it's not boring since I usually play with Chopper and Usopp!"

"Hmm, it sounds like a fun ship...I might visit it someday." Just to see you though, of course. If the rest of your nakama are as crazy as you are, I rather not meet them for a long time.

"You should! We have tons of fun all the time!" I smiled. She looks so beautiful when she's so happy. Even more so when she's happy talking to me.

"Well, here we are, Mugiwara-ya." I opened a door and it led to a huge battle field. While our submarine is considerably small, we had too much room in the basement, so we made it into a sparring/training area.

"Woah, cool!" Her eyes shined with excitement and fascination. Which happens a lot.

"Make your move, Mugiwara-ya, I'd love to see your progress..."

"Shishishsishi...Second Gear." My mouth twisted into an amused smile as steam came out of her. How fascinating...

"Gomu Gomu no..."

"Room." She swiftly jumped out of the sphere I created.

"Jet Pistol!" I barely evaded the haki-infused punch. Damn, if that hit me, I'd it all over.

She bit her thumb and blew into it. I gasped as her arm expanded and became huge.

"Third Gear! Gomu Gomu no Gigant Pistol!"

"Room." I struggled as I tried to force her arm to stop moving. I grabbed my sword, I was prepared to cut it all up before her arm shrunk. Scratch that, she shrunk.

"Aw, dammit." I just stared at her. She now highly resembled a child, I chuckled. She looked so helpless and way too cute right now. I walked over to her and picked her up, she was significantly lighter, although she was quite light to begin with.

"Hey, hey, no fair."

"I think this fight is over, Mugiwara-ya." She smiled.

"Not yet." I gasped as she suddenly changed back to normal size.

"Wha-?!"

"Er, Tra-guy, can you get your hands off my chest? It's hard to breathe." I blushed a deep hue of pink as I abruptly let her go.

"Shishsishi, thanks Tra-guy-! ...Tra-guy? Where did you go...?"

Meanwhile...

"Dammit..."

"Captain, how did you lose so much blood...?"

"Shut up Bepo..."

That day, Law Trafalgar lost enough blood to knock him unconscious.

"Hmm? Tra-guy was unconscious? That makes me the winner, right...?"