Chapter 2
Upon boarding the train, Domino realized that he knew absolutely no one, and as usual, had no friends. So he decided to sit alone in a compartment. A few times, people opened the door to his compartment but always slammed it when they saw Domino. Then, a young girl walked in the compartment and sat down next to Domino. "I'm Hermione Granger," said the girl. Domino got excited upon hearing a female's voice but was disappointed when he looked up to see her bushy brown hair and buck teeth, but worst of all… her boobs hadn't developed yet.
"I'm Domino" said Domino.
"I've read about dominos before, it looks like quite a fun game, but I've never had the chance to play as I've had no friends to play with." Domino felt a surge of empathy for her. He had had no friends his whole life either because women didn't want to be his friend because he was a little boy. He wasn't interested in men or other boys to be his friends, and girls his age didn't have boobs yet so what was the point? Maybe he'd give this Hermione a chance to be his friend. In a few years her boobs will have developed and maybe it would be worth the wait.
"So you like to read?" Domino asked
"Oh, ever so much! replied Hermione. "I've already read all of our schoolbooks, I'm so excited to learn all those spells."
"I like to read too. Have you ever heard of the intimate adventures of a London Callgirl? That's my favorite."
"No, I can't say that I have."
"It's brilliant!" Domino was starting to get turned on thinking about it. "It's about a woman who goes around fu…" thinking about it, Domino realized that talking about a woman who fucks a lot would not be the best conversation topic to make friends, so he changed topics mid-sentence. "It's about a woman who phones a lot of people" He finished.
"Oh, sounds… interesting…" said Hermione.
"Yeah" said Domino lamely. With nothing else to say, Domino grasped for a topic to talk about. All of the sudden, out of the blue, without warning, Domino suddenly thought of something intelligent that was not boobs for once. "Hey! Did you hear about Hogwart's relationship with the giant squid?"
"What?" said Hermione. "Do you mean the actual Castle having a relationship with the squid as if it's sentient?"
"If by sentient you mean horny then absolutely."
Hermione gave Domino a skeptical look, but Domino had been prepared. He pulled out a copy of a magazine he had found in the adult section of Flourish and Blots called "Hogwarts, Not Genital Warts". He flipped through it until he found the page. It initially caught his eye because the tentacles in the image made him think of some of his earliest fantasies. He turned the magazine and watched as she read the story about how the giant squid had raped Hogwarts from many of its entrances marking the beginning of a long-standing relationship between the two that had lasted for almost 2000 years.
"Wow!" shouted Hermione. "There is nothing about this in 'Hogwarts: A History'."
"Of course not." Domino Replied. " They leave out all of the *cough cough* inappropriate stuff from books like that."
"Wow, you're really knowledgeable. Also very ravishing *wink*"
Domino didn't see how what they had been talking about had anything whatsoever to do with radishes but he would take compliments where he got them.
"Thanks, you're very lettucy." Domino replied.
"Oh… um, thanks?" Hermione sounded a bit confused but before either of them could say anything more, the door to their compartment burst open. In response to the sound Domino developed a semi which completely disappeared when he looked up to see someone other than a big-breasted lady.
"Have either of you seen a toad walking through here?" said the non-big-breasted-lady who turned out to be a large-breasted boy named Nevil. Domino hadn't seen a toad for more than 15 seconds since it had walked under his seat so he responded politely, "NO".
Hermione on the other hand was more sympathetic. "I can help you look for him/her." And then left Domino for the remainder of the train ride.
