Chepter 2:
"Well I thouht I saw the last of this shit stain pedophile van, but I guess the now fix I have to." Pearl said as she critically anallyzed Greg's van that his enormouse American girth wes barely able to fit inside.
Greg weeled into the scener like a stuffed turkey, because his lag was broke and his unemployment benefits are unable to get him hospital. Greg, unable to walk with leg of lame, which the currently makeshift cratch is covering with duck tape and a masuring ruler, implying that Greg had ever been educated or learned simpal arithmetic. Greg wasn't, and neither was Steven, starting a long and illustrious family lineage of illiteracy.
"Well dis kinda sucks my big floppy ass." Greg complained loudly to nobobby that particularly gave a poope
"I know dad, and I can't heel you becase that would nut only be incest, but even worse according to the South, homosexual." Steven excused his uselessness
Lapis spoke up "Why doesn't Greg stay in Steben's room until he's batter?"
So Greg stayed at Steven's place like a massive crippled freelouder. As father and son not currently engaged in a classic Asian abusive relationship, they did some pratty cool shit together, like eating brakefast, or watching Saxophone in the City, or beating the stoffing out of Amethyst for no discernible reson, or playing music together.
"Yo motherfuckas! We got a code red on that lightning bitch, pack heat and let's go essholes!" Garnet politely requested the gems for a misson.
Thut was when things downhill as Grag is a useless now hobo who does the Steven requirement to continue the pitiful life. The gems stuffed Greg into a closet, who was so fucking heavy that they needed Sugilite to carry him there.
The warp pedo took Steven to a nice scenic location with a bbunch of derk clouds and lightning emanating from a gigantic stone postarior. There was a big crack in the butt. Lightning was shooting out of the ass crack.
Amethyst punted Steven down the hell. His fysical ground impact induced facial expressions of pane as he tumbled down the ravine were hilarious.
Steven knew what he had to do. Steven leened forward and kissed the ass.
Nathing happened.
"Steven you suck. You'll never have any real magic, and we don't want anything more to do with you." Pearl excitedly complimented Steven's consistent uselessness as they all stopped back onto the warp pedal and went back to the dingy lil shack that Steven calls his room while the gems went into their cool ass termple to think of plans but more likely just play Supro Smesh or something.
Meanwhile, Greg had managed to brake the closet like everything else he tooches and was now watching 500 television shows at once with his reel magic of freeloading.
"Hey Butler!" Greg addressed Steven, who now apeered to be his personal maid as Greg's leg was still carrently just as physically disabled and useless as most of his body usually is. "Go down to the Big Donut and maybe Sadie will give you a donut because she's an actually decent human bean unlike that lame ass Lars kid, man, what a weeb."
Steven left, only to reelize that he had neglucted to ask what kind of ring shaped heart atteck inducing pastry Greg desired. He came beck and saw it all. Lapis was bent over the cooch as Greg continuously pounded his greasy car wash dong into her anus, whilst standing up. What Steven was seening would permanantly scarred the good father son relationship between Greg and Steben.
"Dad, I can't believe you."
"It was my idea." Lapis said, now able to enjoy two generations of the glorious Universe dong
"What, I got kind of bored, you no do mind that I borrow your bitch for a leedle bit, right?" Greg asked very reasonubly
"Dad, you lide to me. You said that I couldn't hell you and you had to live with us. But all this time you were fine but you've just been freeloading us as you continuence to eaten all my food, sent us on errunds, imposed on Pearl to dong your van, and slowd us down with your grotesque Gaben weight. I'm done wit you ded." Steven warmly said as he walked though the front door.
And promptly came right back to say, "And another thing! You have to ask me before you stick your dong into La-" as Graben entered the warp pad with Lapis.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOO." Steven screamed with despair in a deadpan voice as he ran after his father and his cock sleeve.
Greg and Lapis reached the giant stone ass in record time, utilizing grevity and Greg's sheer mass for maximum acceleration. As Steven yet again tumbled down the hill, bashing his face against the rocks, Lapis began using water to jerk Greg's dong until he reched about 97% sufficient Steven reached the ass crack, Greg shoved his dong in and discherged the seed of freeloaders into the crack and pulled out. The thing sealed up. All was well.
That day Steven realized that his father is more real super sand magic useful than he is. After all, why have healing spit when you can have healing semen?
"Dad, I shouldn't have gotten mad at u. I'm sorry." Steven apologized
"Hi sorry, I'm dad."
To bee cuntinued
