Well Raven?" Percy says expectantly

"Em... err... Well you see... erm... When Jason was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?" I burst out singing.

"Because he was totally texting me all night last night

and I don't know if it's a booty call or not" I sing looking at the now alarmed Nico.

"Sooo... like what do you think? Did you think that girl was pretty?" I sing looking at Percy seriously, who shakes his head scaredly.

"How did that girl even get in here?" I sing looking at Annabeth who shrugs and look at me crazy-like.

"Did you see her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears cheetah?

It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?

I really need one

But first,

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE" I start randomly dancing around the the clearing wildly.

"LET ME TAKE A SELFIE" I pull out my phone and take a selfie with Thalia.

"Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

I wanna look tan

What should my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about "Livin' with my girls, Hashtag LIVE"

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE" I again dance around madly but this time I drag a terrified Percy with me, who stands rigid while jump up and down in front of him.

"SELFIE SELFIE

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE" I sing snapping a photo of me and the gang.

"Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

That's so ratchet

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays?

OK, let's go take some shots

Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up" When I sing this everyone takes a step back.

"Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine" Everyone exhales gladly and relaxes.

"Let's go dance" but at this everyone goes stiff, but I drag Tyson, who looks like he's gonna cry, into the center and start dancing in front of him, much like I did with Percy.

"There's no vodka at this table" I sing and then using my powers, make a bottle appear out of thin air, and then take a cheery swig, (not that it'll do anything to me because of my powers)

"Do you know anyone else here?" I say pointing at the Cullens.

"Oh my god, Jason just texted me

Should I go home with him?" Nico and Percy turn red at this.

"I guess I took a good selfie

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE" I continue dancing around the clearing for about another 5 minutes till I get tired.

Once I stop dancing, I turn and see two traumatized looking groups, I wonder I wonder why that is I think honestly.

"Percy," says Nico

"Yeah" Percy replies quietly

"NEVER ask Raven that question again"


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