iHave a Messed Up Life
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. If I did I would have already aired this little drama, and it would have been three movie parts. Enjoy!
Ch 3
iAm in New York City
Freddie had to call Carly every time he had to change planes. He began wondering if Carly was going to turn into his mom….creepy. But, then again, Freddie has been in love with Carly since the 6th grade so he was still a little more under the definition of the word creepy so he couldn't use that particular word. What if, he thought, Carly is beginning to return my feelings? Nah, she doesn't love me. She is probably watching out for the best tech producer she has. Yeah, that's it. Of course, the whole "hero thing" was dying down. Maybe this was real, or this was another one of those days that Freddie is in his own fantasy world where he and Carly were perfectly in love and Sam was being ordered around by him.
"Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, please buckle your seat belts as we are now about to land in New York City. Thank you for flying with us."
So he landed in New York and was feeling great. He just had to call Carly to tell that he is there. He was wondering how in the world Spencer hasn't cracked yet.
"Hello?" said the voice at the other end of the line.
"Carly, it's Freddie; I just wanted to tell you that I am now in New York.
"Freddie! How was your trip? Did you altitude sickness or motion sickness? Are you at the hotel?-"
"Carly," Freddie said trying to calm her down, "Carly, everything is fine. I just landed and I am going to get a cab." After that he mumbled, "And when did you turn into my mom?"
"Excuse me?" Carly said angrily.
"Um, I said 'Are you going out with a guy named Tom.'"
"Um, no." she said, "However, I do have my eyes on a certain someone."
"Okay," said a not really listening Freddie, "Look, Carly, I have to go. I will talk to you later."
"Oh, okay," Carly said disappointingly, "Ttyl too Freddie. Bye."
"Bye."
Freddie got into the cab and asked the driver to take him to the Grand Plaza Hotel. When he got there he asked for his room number which ironically happened to be room 239. Once he got all his things into his room, he decided to call Sam to ask her who he had to pick up for her.
"This be Sam."
"Sam, its Freddie."
"What do you want, dip thong?"
"I just wanted to know who I had to pick up for you."
"You find out soon enough, dweeb. You might as well go find her now so you can give her a decent warning to pack up. You'll like because she is head over heels for you, Benson." Sam sounded rather annoyed when she said this and just rudely hung up. But Freddie could expect nothing less from her. She is Sam Puckett after all.
He decided to take Sam's advice and go to the address which was 9924 West Ave. When he got there he rang the door bell and the person who answered the door took him completely by surprise.
"Hi Freddie, it's good to see you again." It was Melanie Puckett.
Okay, first of all guys I want to thank you for everyone's comments. They mean a lot seeing it is my first fanfic. Hehe. Anyway the funniest comment by far was the question on whether or not Carly was pregnant. I laughed so long and so hard I was crying and I nearly had cpr. Just kidding. But no, she's not. Anyway, thanks again.
