Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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When Dipper wakes up, Wendy thanks him but asks why he stood up for her. Dipper responds how he's used top being teased and picked on his whole life. Before Wendy could ask him to elaborate, Mable showed up and he clammed up.
Wendy regarded this confused, but more horny customers demanded her attention so she forgot about it quickly...
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Later, when Stan sends Dipper out to put out posters. Wendy tags along as an excuse to leave the Shack for awhile...and have a little fun with Dipper...
He was just so adorable! Trying so hard to be a gentleman, getting all flustered at the slightest hint of naked girl flesh...
So naturally she playfully exposed herself to him every chance she got. Seeing him fluster, seeing him stutter, seeing him nearly fall unconscious- he brought smelling salts to prevent that from happening again though -nosebleeds, desperately trying to conceal his stiffie...
Now she knew she was being rather mean to the poor kid...but come on! It was the most fun she'd had in a week! Besides, who was it hurting? Really?"
OW!
Screamed Wendy suddenly as she'd been so busy swishing her rear in front of Dipper's cherry-red face, she hadn't been paying attention to where she was going! and she slammed her crotch right into a thorn bush!
Wendy whimpered as she tried to pull back only to cry in pain a second time...her BUSH was caught in the thorns! There was no way she could move without ripping out all the hair...AND IT HURT!
Wendy began to sob, Dipper began to panic to the point of hyperventilate.
"Oh, boy- Oh, no- Girl crying- Not good- Girl in clear pain- Okay- Um- I- HELP! YEAH! I'LL GO GET HELP!"
Wendy tries to call out to him, but he's already gone-
Dipper runs in a panic-
CRACK!
GAH!
So it's only natural that he trips and slams right into a tree, Dipper groans as his nose is clearly broken and bleeding but he bites down the pain and focuses back on Wendy...he then notices that the tree has a hidden compartment that his nose had apparently hit in just the right way to open.
Hopeful for something- ANYTHING to help Wendy he searches through it...finds a lever? Pushes the lever and another compartment is revealed, this one holding...a book?
Curious, Dipper opens it...and is briefly amazed by it's contents. But he stiffles this curiosity and tries to look for something that can help Wendy...
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Dipper gulps... "Uh...so I...I found a...well I found something to help...but...I need to apply it...to your...'area'...physically...with my bare hands..." Dipper is as red as the sun...
Wendy is as red as her hair...but agrees...IT HURT SO MUCH!
And so...Wendy could only watch in embaressment/amazement...as Dipper used a a razor 'spell' to methodically shave her bush...in a hour long ritual...
Neither spoke...all was awkwardly silent...
"Hey guys! What- Mable takes one look at what's happening...and slowly backs away...and looks for some eye bleach...
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