Naku: I was wondering how I can wiggle Shizu-chan and Erika-chan into the story and came up with this, Thanks who reviewed! It got me estastic, and I was hyper for 3 hours! :D


Shizuo was happy...no, no, estatic; he hadn't seen the flea in over 2 weeks. He lighted a cirgarette in celebration as he walked around Ikebukuro but then his happiness was cut short when he saw the flea looking over some brocheres. "Hey Flea, I thought I told you to never come,"

"To Ikebukuro, I know," Izaya murmured, folding the brochere and putting it in his back pocket.

"Then why are you here?" Shizuo growled, throwing the cigarette on the floor and stamping it out. "Unless you want to die," A group of people gathered around them, waiting for a fight to ensue.

"I'm here, to make a comprimise with you..." Izaya sighed, looking around. "But, somewhere, private...it seems we have eavesdroppers," He grumbled. Shizuo stuffed his hand inside his pocket and huffed.

"Where then?"


"Russian Sushi, what a surprise," Shizuo sighed, running his fingers through his hair.

"What's wrong with this establishment, Shizu-chan?" Shizuo twitched at the nickname.

'Do not kill...whatever you do. DO NOT KILL!' "Well I'll point out the obvious,"

"Please do,"

"Everyone, stay with me," Izaya rolled his eyes. "knows us, here." Shizuo finished.

"Of course I know that, you lunkhead, I have my private quarters that the owner set out for me," Izaya motioned Shizuo and took him to the back of the store.

"Ah, Izaya-san! Sushi today, sushi good for soul!" Simon yelled, waving happily.

"Yes Simon, and some coffee if you will," Izaya smiled, Simon smiled and nodded before leaving to go get the desired items. Izaya sat down and pointed to the other side of the table. "Sit, Shizu-chan," Shizuo twitched.

"I'm not a dog,"

"I'm aware of that..." Izaya smirked.

'Do not kill...do not KILL!' Shizuo slowly sat down, awkwardly.

"Now, the comprimise," Izaya folded his hands over the table, and smirked. "You get a good deal, which might include me leaving Ikebukuro," This perked Shizuo's interest immeadiatly.

"Leaving...Ikebukuro, oh thank heaven!" Shizuo threw his hands in the air.

"Shut up, now listen, this probably need a lot of coperation, would you like to hear what's the comprimise?" Shizuo nodded happily.

"Lay it on me, Izaya, I'm ready," Shizuo started to drink his coffee that Simon put down.

"We need to make someone jealous, the name is not going to be revealed, it's just someone, in other words we need to act like we're sleeping together." Shizuo spit out the coffee, and coughed.

"W-What?"

"Now, I know it's a bit...much,"

"Hell yes it is!" Shizuo roared.

"But if it goes well, I'll give you any information about anyone," Shizuo blinked, "But if it goes wrong," He took out the brochere that was it in his pocket, and unfolded it. "I'm moving here," He pointed the brochere.

"A, A-Amer,"

"It says America, blockhead," Izaya chuckled, Shizuo glared at him.

"I knew that," Shizuo growled, "And that's away from Ikebukuro,"

"Hm, does half-way around the world sound 'away'?" Izaya smirked as Shizuo's eyes widened.

"H-Half way around the world...t-that sounds perfect!"

"Now, you just have to act like we're lovers,"

"That's gonna be a bit hard," Shizuo grumbled, "How are we gonna pull this off," Izaya tapped his lips as Simon put the sushi down and he popped on in his mouth.

"We'll get a professional." Shizuo raised an eyebrow.

"Professional?" Izaya smirked, putting another sushi in his mouth.

"Professional."


"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MY FAVORITE PAIRING COME TO LIFE!" Erika squealed. Shizuo sweatdropped.

"Professional?" He asked pointed to Erika who was rummaging through her bookshelf in her house. Izaya chuckled, before sitting down on the couch.

"Make yourself at home, this will take some time," He said patting the couch. Shizuo sat down, sighing.

"Okay! So you'll be trying to make someone jealous by being a couple," Erika put down magazine and bunches of manga books. "Read up." Shizuo picked a manga and dropped it, flustered once he saw the cover.

"What's wrong, Shizu-chan?" Izaya smirked. "Never read a hard yaoi manga?"