Tales of Reversia Chapter Three (Run away while you still can! Chapter Three is here! -gasp-) xO

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freakyanimegal456: Thank you for your review. One thing about your reveiw though, I think you have the same thoughts as everyone on Everybody hates Furbies (or do they? O.o Am I stupid or what?) ! Well... I least I agree with you. (goes over to furby and burns it up) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meowzy-chan: Yes he does remeber! In this he will prove it! Yuan's not dumb! It's just that he and Botta have switched places! Erp! Spoiler! I didn't just tell my loyal fans that! xD Okay?

Inuyahsa fangirl: Oooo! Shoping! Can I come too! No, wait... I have to write the next Chapter... Maybe some other day?

SummonerofVerius: Actually I love Kratos! He's uperly awesome! He's second place for my hot guys list (you'll find that out at the bottom of the page)! When me and my sister play the game together, I always played Kratos (Before he got kicked off the team). But then again, I guess it's weird that he wears purple on a regular (yay! I spelled regular right! Let's party!)basis O.o.

animesage: Raine Will show up, and thanks to you I got an idea for the last chapter! (sees borededed (that's a word I made up)readers glaring at her) Erp! Anyways...

Ri2: Um... I never really thought about that... O.o Um... Noishe is just Noishe. I know! Mabye Noishe has super Arshis Powers! I know one thing! Noishe is still Noishe!

Strawberryeggs: again, you reveiwed, just like animesage. Well, sorry to say so but they still wear the same clothes that they always do! Though Zelos would look good in red because it would bring out his hair! xD!

Wait No More Chapter Three is here though it will probably melt your brain from all the randomestest stuffies.

Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia.


Cherry-sama: Hi! Welcome back to Tales of Reversia!

Yggdrasill: Wow! You made another Chapter! Not bad for an inferior being!

Cherry-sama: That's right Yggdrasill-sama! And now after this intro you can go back to the hot springs!

Yggdrasill: How did you know that I was hanging out by the hot springs? (shifts eyes)

Cherry-sama: Um… I heard you cast 'Judgment' on the hot spring owner? (is hopeful)

Yggdrasill: How did you know that I cast 'Judgement' on the hot spring owner?

Cherry-sama: I was…um…

Kratos: She was spying on us while we were in it…

Yuan: (nearby) WHAT!

Cherry-sama: Um…

Yggdrasill: Grr… JUDGMENT!

Lloyd: (gets hit instead of Cherry-sama) OW! What was that for?

Cherry-sama: Um… Lloyd, youdeserved it? (is much too hopeful)

Kratos: WHAT! NO! NOT LLOYD! GRAVE!

Cherry-sama: OW! AHHH! (gets beat up on by Kratos and Yggdrasill)

Yuan: Don't mind us… Just read the story before somebody/Cherry-sama gets really hurt…


Where we last left our heroes they were on their way to find the Chosen, Presea, and Dirk. When they entered the desert…

"Man… It's hot…" Zelos complained.

"This is a desert after all…" Regal noted as he wiped his brow.

"But still…"

Zelos then spotted a lizard that was dying of thirst and went and died at Regal's feet.

"AHHHH!" Regal screamed at the top of his lungs (like a little girl), jumping up into Zelos's arms.

"HEY!" Zelos exclaimed while dropping Regal on the ground. "What's the big idea!"

"It DIED!" Regal whimpered (putting emphasis on the 'died' part) while clamping onto Zelos's leg.

"Let go of me!" Zelos ordered the fully-grown man, while trying to shake him off his leg.

It seemed that Regal had scared-of-thingies-dying-at-Regal's-feet-phobia. Zelos had never noticed that before. Therefore Zelos felt very sorry for Presea for having to spend her whole life with him. But nevertheless, Regal was still clamped on to Zelos's leg, and Zelos was shaking it above the ground now, even wilder than before.


After a LONG walk while dragging Regal clamped onto his leg, they made it to Triet. Zelos saw some desians post a poster of him on a nearby sign. Zelos didn't mind because getting Regal off his leg was his main goal. Zelos went over to a person…

"Excuse me…sir…" Zelos wheezed as he dragged his leg over to a nearby man.

"Um… Yes?" he replied.

"Did the Chosen's group go by here?"

"Yes they did. And the Chosen made my wall fall down! If you see her, tell her that she shouldn't kick down the door like that!"

"How is that related to the wall?"

"I tried to show her my house but the door got stuck. She offered to help but before I could stop her, she kicked the door."

"And?"

"The wall cracked until it fell apart. But the door didn't budge. She stomped off swearing under her breath."

"I see…"

"AH!" the man suddenly yelled.

"What's wrong?" Regal (not Zelos)asked (finally) getting up from Zelos's leg.

"It's the desians! Run away! They might try to kill us with their boring parties!" the man replied as he ran away.

"There he is!" a desian yelled pointing at Zelos. "Get him!"

A very short and boring fight happened and before one of the desians died, he said…

"You are strong…" the desian mumbled as he crawled towards Regal.

Then the desian died (yes, it was at Regal's feet) and Regal screamed, then went over and clutched onto Zelos's leg, like metal that had been attached to another piece of metal (bad example). Zelos knew that it would take a long time to get him off, so he didn't try. Then a ball of purple light (or electricity) came from behind them and electrocuted them both. Two 'desians' grabbed them and took them away…


"Unnnh..." Zelos groaned.

Zelos was in a very blue jail sell that had one bed and a metal floor. Zelos looked at his leg, no sign of Regal. Zelos felt happy until he heard two 'desians' talking…

"Poor guys… How can they escape the hands of fate…" one said.

"I know! Aren't they going to be killed or something?" the other said.

Zelos felt puzzled… Had they removed the irremovable Regal? Zelos decided to ask…

"Excuse me, but I have a question." Zelos asked the two 'desians'.

"Go ahead…" the second one said.

"Did you remove my friend from my leg?"

"Yes…" the first one said.

"How did you do it? I had to drag him across the desert because this lizard died at his feet."

There was a long silence when…

"We had to use a crowbar…" the first one said.

"And with that it wasn't easy…" the second one said.

"Bring them here…" a new 'desian' said. "We rounded them all up…"

"Right… Okay kiddo, you have to come with us…" the first one said.

"Okay. " Zelos replied cheerfully.

"You! Grab the other one, and don't get him near the redhead." The third one commanded the second one.

"Right!"


The 'desians' took Zelos into a room where Sheena, Presea, Dirk and some other people that Zelos didn't recognize were sitting, restrained. Zelos sat down quietly as he, too, became restrained, and then the same happened with Regal, still knocked-out. Zelos realized that the head of the table had no one sitting in it.

"Grrr… LET ME GO!" Sheena yelled.

"That won't happen missy…" a 'desian' replied.

"AHHH! DON'T DIE AT MY FEET!" Regal screamed apparently waking up from a bad dream.

Every person in the room looked over at him. Regal then noticed that he was retrained right beside a very (in Regal's eyes) pretty person (Raine and here you go animesage).

"Welcome guests to the Renegade base." the blue haired man welcomed as he walked througha nearbydoor and entered the room, thought everybody (except Zelos) didn't think of it as much of a welcome. "I am Yuan, and some of you may—"

"Can we get on with it?" Dirk asked.

"…Yes…" Yuan replied while sitting down in the head chair. "First, the reason you are all here…"

Yuan crossed his arms and sat up straight.

"You may not know each other but at one time you did." Yuan told.

"What! That's impossible! I never even saw the person beside me before!" Sheena yelled while cocking her head towards Raine (who was also sitting beside Regal).

"You may think that but it's not true." Yuan replied coolly.

"Are you just going to tell us about your non-proven evidence?" Raine asked.

"I do have evidence to prove that what I say is true… You can come out now Kratos!" Yuan yelled at a nearby door.

"Dad!" Zelos yelled as Kratos walked through the door.

"Yuan… You forgot to get me a chair…" Kratos pointed out.

"Oops. Sorry. Hey you!" Yuan called to a renegade. "Get this man a chair."

"That is all the chairs we have, sir." The renegade replied noting that all the chairs were used up.

"That's stupid! We have more chairs than that!" Yuan complained.

"It's okay, Yuan… I can stand…" Kratos said.

"If you're sure…" Yuan stalled.

"Wait…" Zelos mumbled as he looked at a blond girl sitting across from him. "You made the hole in our school wall… Yeah! You fell on a mop and went through the wall!"

"Huh?" the blond girl said cocking her head.

"That is correct, Zelos. Colette did in fact fall through the Iselia school wall. But that was before this happened."

"Oh! I did? I'm sorry mister person!" Colette apologized to Zelos.

"Hey! I remembering seeing your face right before I was going to peek at Colette in the shower!" a male brunette yelled referring to Sheena.

"What! Why MY face!" Sheena shouted back at the teenager.

"Apparently Zelos had peeked at Sheena in the shower…" Yuan noted.

"So… this is getting nowhere, Yuan…" Kratos noted.

"…The thing is that you have gotten to know each other but then you forgot." Yuan pointed out while ignoring Kratos.

"Like I said, your proof?" Raine remarked.

"Both Kratos and I remember this." Yuan said.

"I think this means that we are living in a reversed world…" Presea added.

"What do you mean?" Zelos asked.

"I know so much about axes and yet I don't use one… And that woman sitting beside Regal looks like she uses an axe, but doesn't know anything about them." Presea explained.

"I never thought of it that way…" Yuan paused.

"But if that has happened then everything would make sense…" Kratos stated.

"If that is the case then it seems that you have entered another person's life." Yuan settled. "Lloyd had entered Zelos's former life and Zelos entered his. Colette has entered Sheena's and Sheena entered hers. Genis entered Regal's and the reverse. The same happened with Raine and Presea."

"But that's not the only thing Yuan… It's seems that everybody else has switched…" Kratos noted.

"That is true… The only person that hasn't switched is Yggdrasill…" Yuan said and put his arms on the table.

"So basically we changed lives…" Zelos said rounding up the information.

Regal then screamed…

"A BUG DIED AT MY FEET! AH!" Regal screamed (really loudly).

Regal broke out of his restraints and clamped onto Zelos's leg. Zelos looked down at his feet and asked Presea…

"Why didn't he grab your leg? Your closer…" Zelos asked Presea.

"He only does that to the people her believes can protect him… But he won't do it to strangers…"

A sigh of relief when around the table probably because they didn't have to put up with him…yet…

"Please help me! I've had enough of this already!" Zelos yelled while trying to shake his leg under the restraints.

"Sorry Zelos… It's useless to try… No one has been able to get him off a person before…" Presea told Zelos.

"But two of the desians did it."

"They are renegades and HOW DO THEY DO THAT!" Presea yelled with wide eyes.

"They used a crowbar, whatever that is…" Zelos reported.

"While He Was AWAKE!"

"No, when he was knocked out."

"Ohh… It's easy to get him off when he's asleep. All you have to do is yell the word 'rainbows'."

"Zzzzzz!" Regal snored (apparently he had fallen asleep).

"Try it." Presea encouraged.

"Okay… RAINBOWS!" Zelos yelled.

Regal quickly/immediately stood up (or tried, remeber? He's under a table) and banged his head (hard) on the bottom of the table then fainted.

"That never happened before…" Presea reported.

"Has he ever been under a table before?" Zelos asked.

"No…"

"Well that explains it…"

"May we get back on topic?" Yuan asked.

"Sure. " cheerful (because there was no Regal on this leg) Zelos said.

"So we used to be different?" Raine asked.

"Yes…" Yuan agreed.

"Do you have another way to show us?" Colette asked.

"Yes, but you must trade weapons first." Yuan warned.

"Okay…" Colette agreed.

"If you want more proof then you should see what you are better at, your current weapon or your first weapon." Yuan stated.

"Hump… Alright already…" Sheena snarled.

"And what about me?" Dirk asked in his Dwarven accent.

"You just give your weapon to Kratos, you may build stuff…" Yuan answered.

"Fun…" Lloyd said.


Cherry-sama: That was Chapter three!

Lloyd: That was shorter than the other Chapters so far…

Cherry-sama: So what if it's one page shorter! Well I don't!

Lloyd: Why are you covered with bruises?

Cherry-sama: That was from at the beginning of the Chapter…

Lloyd: When Dad and Yggdrasill beat you up?

Cherry-sama: Yes… T.T

Lloyd: So how did you spy on them?

Cherry-sama: I went to the top of the cliff and looked down. Yggdrasill looks hotter with his hair wet than dry! (insert heart here)

Lloyd: You're obsessed with Yggdrasill…

Cherry-sama: What? He's SOOOOOO hot! How many guys do you see with outfits like that?

Yggdrasill: (is scared)

Lloyd: (is scared too) You're obsessed with Yggdrasill…

Cherry-sama: I'm more obsessed with the guy (I think) that is hottest in the game!

Lloyd: Who is?

Cherry-sama: Me no telling.

Kratos: Is it (gasp) ME!

Cherry-sama: Nope! But your second place.

Kratos: (is scared) Erp…

Cherry-sama: Um… Well please review! llllU

Lloyd: Tell me!

Cherry-sama: NO!

Lloyd: Grrr… TEMPEST!

Cherry-sama: AHH! Don't cripple the wounded!

Kratos: (shakes from being scared) Pl—please review…