Sheldon was waiting right in front of Amy's place. He waited for like five seconds and then he started his obnoxious knocking routine
"Amy, Amy, Amy, he whispered when she finally opened the door to see his frustrated face
"What's going on Sheldon, you were never so late here, she said with smirk on her face
"Why are you smiling like a pervert?, asked terrified Sheldon
"Nothing, I am your girlfriend, so you should expect that when I see you behind my door, I will be smiling with joy.
"That is completely adorable, says sarcastically Sheldon
"You really think so, Sheldon, she said in a tender, lovely voice
"Of course not… You are being ridiculous, all thing boyfriend slash girlfriend thing, it's quite annoying for me like seriously, you really think that we will endear in a sexual relationship?
"Well, I was hoping, that maybe one day, when you are in a good mental state and mood you would reconsider it, said Amy in deep tenor voice
"Well, that will maybe happen, but not now, and audience started to clap and cheer all around the places in USA.
"That is so nice Sheldon, said Amy
"And also improbable, said laughingly Sheldon which made Amy groan and sigh.
"Sheldon, if you came here to insult me, go away, she started to slam the door but Sheldon stopped it with his foot
"Wait Amy, I need you now, seriously.
"Oh, really? , she said persistently
"Yes, you must take me to Will Wheaton's place. He never took my phone calls back and I am really starting to worry.
"You wanna say that, you are completely above that comic book thing ,? asked Amy with sign of interest
"Of course not… that burden is tying my neck, he said and the audience laughed "But at the same time I am worried for my friend Will Wheaton.
"Ok, you made your point let's go, said Amy with burden finally falling off of her hunched shoulders.
MEANWHILE AT PENNY'S:
"So I was driving to the audition, when in that moment I saw another blonde waiting in a traffic at a crossroad and she was like "Oh no, my dog got cranky and I need to shampoo him, my boo boo , bleeeh. , said sarcastically Penny like always
"If you came to think about it, you are blonde too, but no offense, said Leonard with his typical overreacting
"Now you are being rude Leonard, you gotta work on your behavior, said angrily Penny
"I will try, but when I see you naked, that behavior is transcending into a sexual behavior, and everyone laughed.
"Come on, be serious for a moment Leonard, my career is shifting and my hair is getting longer, so I hope those cranky assy bitches won't be complaining anymore, said cynically and honestly Penny.
"Well I like your hair, but Sheldon appears to have problem with that, not me, said self-righteously Leonard.
"Yeah, like Sheldon has no problems at all, he is obnoxious, self-centered, narcissist and a giant pain in the ass, said Penny.
"Don't forget about his phobias and obsessive- compulsive disorder, said Leonard with muted laugh, that he almost choked on his diet coke.
"Is he ever going to see a specialist or something?, asked Penny with big interest.
"You know the answer, actually. Don't look at me, he is crazy, but his mother states that he is normal.
"Yes, that is true, but do you remember that time, when she was complaining about not taking him to that psychiatrist specialist in Houston?
"Well let him be, he is you know… Sheldon said Leonard and they ended laughing.
MEANWHILE AT BERNADETTE'S:
"So I was waiting for Emily, when there came this huge Doberman and my cinnamon started to bark and things… started Raj
"Yes, and….? stated neutrally Howard
"So, I ordered to chase him in German… said Raj with his typical englishly indian voice.
"I think you should start teaching her some manners, started Howard
"Like when you were teaching your mother to not put whole cake into her mouth at once?", stated Raj and audience was laughing rock hard.
"Nooo, I was thinking about… Bernadette help me, as usually Howard came to his lovely and angry wife for help
"I think that you are attached to Cinnamon more than to Emily, Rajesh… said Bernie
"Now you are being ridiculous, alright", Cinnamon is only licking my face, while Emily sleeps with me and does another additional intimacies….
"Yes, but you should really think about that, brother, Cinnamon is not gonna lead you to alter one day, said Howard with patting on Rajesh's back.
"But neither did your mom, what is your point? ,said Raj.
"Could you stop brining my mother into this, yes she is fat but she can still lift herself up with you know….. leverage.
"That is right…. laughed Raj. "Ok dude, I will see what I can do, but don't expect me to abandon Cinnamon or hand her to that creepy Indian guys wearing comic con masks.
"The Indian maaask…. And they finished their very long amusing conversation.
BACK IN AMY' CAR:
"You wanna play some games, asked Amy.
"Do I really look like I am in a mood for playing games, Amy, asked angrily Sheldon
"No, sorry Sheldon, I was just trying to comfort you a little, said Amy.
"If you wanna comfort me, stop here I need to pee pee and buy me a strawberry milk, but in the powder, I see you woman, said Sheldon with strong look in his eyes while Amy rolled her eyes in response.
AT WHEATON'S PLACE:
"At last, my butt was starting to harden from this roady bumpy style of riding, said Sheldon
"Get out, Sheldon and look for Will.
"Do you have PMS? , asked her Sheldon
"No, why do you ask?, asked Amy
"Because you raffled that at me like some old nutjob.
"Well, I am sorry for you being upset but stop venting your frustration at me..
"I am not… OMG….
"What is happening?, asked nervously and anxiously Amy.
"It is Will covered in blood… CALL AN AMBULANCE, AMY! , said terrified Sheldon
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