Old Gregg's Revenge.

Summery- Sequal to Hurting To Protect, takes place after Legend of Old Gregg. Howard asks Vince to marry him, but when Old Gregg finds out, he decides he must get rid of the competition once and for all. Slash fic.

Disclaimer- Mighty Boosh is owned by Noel Fielding and Julian Barret, not me unfortunatly.

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Vince Noir groaned and slowly opened his eyes, taking in his surroundings. He was in a damp cave, water dripping slowly from rocks on the ceiling. He tried moving his arms, but found them to be tied behind a huge spiked rock sticking out the floor. His feet were also tied together tightly, restricting his movement. It didn't matter anyway, any movement caused his head to hurt worse. It felt like a heard of bufflo were trampling over crisps in his head.

Vince heard a sound behind him, and quickly panicked. He wished for Howard to be here and save him for once. He then felt something touch his hand and rush off again, causing Vince to gasp in shock. The suddenly in front of him was a green skinned man, wearing a silver jacket and a pink tutu. His hair was made mainly of seaweed and his face covered in thick make-up. The green man's smile widened, as he saw Vince was awake.

"Hi there. I understand you're the one who stole Howard away from me" Gregg smiled.

"No, you were the first who stole Howard first, the time we were on Black Lake" Vince answered back "He is mine now, and will never be yours again"

Old Gregg's smile dropped, and he quicked went over to Vince and slapped the goth across the face hard, causing the lip to bleed. He then walked back and held up Vince's engagement ring "He will come for you soon, and when he does he will be mine again" He then walked off into the shadows.

Vince couldn't speak in pain and shock. He could feel the tears prickling behind his eyes, and didn't let them stop as he feared for his and Howard's life.

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Howard, Naboo and Bollo were on the flying carpet, rushing to Black Lake and hoping they were in time. They landed just outside of the town and walked over to the lake edge. Naboo then pulled out of his pocket a small box "This is the newest model of submarine for shamans. Just drop it into water and it grows instantly" He dropped a small grey pebble into the water, and the guys watched in amazement as a huge submarine appeared in front of them.

They all got in and were soon off in search of Gregg's cave. A few minutes later, they soon found a tunnel going into a cliff and found themselves at the other end inside a huge cavern. They got out and started looking for the goth, Howard soon spotted him, tied to the rock.

"Vince!" He yelled as he went to his lover. He took Vince's face into his hand and forced Vince to look him in the eyes "What has he done to you?" Howard asked, as he took in the gash above his lover's eyebrow and the bleeding lip.

"Howard, I knew you'd return to me" A voice echoed. Howard panicked at the voice, but stayed next to Vince, calling for Naboo and Bollo to help free him "Back away from the woman, or else"

Out of the shadows, stepped Old Gregg. On his right hand was Vince's engagement ring, glistening in the moonlight coming from the ceiling. His left hand was behind his back, and a smile was plastered on his face.

Howard didn't back away, in fact he stayed close to his lover, all the while trying to undo the knots in the rope. When Gregg got close enough, he pulled out a large knife from behind his back "Do not make me have to hurt you, Howard. But if you don't back away I will"

"Do what he says, Howard" Vince said softly "I don't want you hurt now" Howard looked shocked, then walked away from Vince to where Naboo and Bollo stood. Gregg walked closer to Vince and cut the ropes that bonded his feet and which bonded his arms round the rock, then tied them up again behind his back. He pulled the goth up by the back of his shirt and wrapped an arm around his neck.

"Now, you will marry me or she will be killed" Gregg said, proving his point by slicing Vince's upper arm, not too deeply but enough to make it bleed. Vince gasped in pain, and said "No Howard. I would rather die then see you marry him" Gregg's smile dropped again and he bought the knife to the goth's neck, pricking the skin and making a dribble of blood appear.

"No, alright. I'll marry you, just let him go with the others" Howard argued.

"No, if I let her go, you'll run off with them. I have a better idea" Gregg dragged Vince backwards and up a medium sized rock, with a deep pool of water at the bottom of it "If you don't marry me, I will be sure that she drowns" Vince grew angry at this and kicked out behind him, catching Old Gregg in the midrift. Gregg let him go in shock, which cause the goth to fall forwards over the edge of the cliff. He banged his head on a rock going down, which caused him to black out before he hit the water.

"Noooo!" Howard cried out, before cursing Old Gregg. He then tore off his jacket and dived into the pool, hoping to reach him in time...