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The stuff in italics and in brackets are speech. So, it isnt what Sirius writes as a response for the quiz but what he and others are saying at that moment

Thanks to all my reviewers!

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What time is it now? The 12th minute of the 19th hour of the 23th day of the 5th month of 2006th year since AD

YOU

What is your full name? Sirius Black

Single or taken? Single, that's right ladies, I'm single! wink

Do you have any nicknames? Padfoot, honey, baby, babe, babs

What size are you shoes? Last time I checked it was 12

How tall (or short) are you? Tall enough for anyone

What do you always get complimented on? Good looks wink again and my good grades draws circles around my eyes and pretends to read a book and charming any girl blows that special someone a kiss

What are the last four digits of your phone? What's a phone? Those muggle things that you talk to?

Do you think you're cute? Cute, hot, and everything else

Hair colour? Black

Do you wear contacts? No, My vision is perfect thanks to magic

What's you're most embarrassing moment? Can't remember

Living arrangements? I usually live over at the Potter Manor instead of going home to that grim old place

FAVOURITES

Favourite Drink? Firewhisky

Favourite alcoholic drink? Fire Whisky

Favourite food(s)? cockroaches, roast chicken, roast pumpkin, cockroach clusters, Berti Bott's, Coouldron cakes with some of my secret recipes for my added flavour

Favourite computer game? Ah, I know what a computer thing is! Muggles have a long bit of plastic and that push the keys. There's also a sort of semi sphere thing which they move around! The long bit of plastic has letters, numbers and a few other buttons that are like tab, ctrl and stuff. Ah, smart Sirius, smart

Favourite clothing brand(s)? Razzle Rich's Robes

Favourite type of clothing? Something that captures peoples' eyes

Favourite day of the year? Christmas! More than my birthday because my git parents don't give me presents anymore

Favourite colour? Blue

Favourite animal? Dogs. Especilly if they're black and look like … the Grim whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Had a fair few, couple of hundreds, I think I've had practically all of Ravenclaw girls…

Are your parents together? I really don't care if they are

How often do you get together with your family? Wish I never…

Do you tell your friends or your parents more? Friends duh! Who would want to mix with people like my family?

Anything special about your parents? Merlin! A Flobberworm is more special than my parents!

YES OR NO or maybe or whatever you want

Do you flirt? Yeah I do. I serenade

(Prongs: yeah right Padfoot! You can't even sing a middle C let alone serenade!)

(Padfoot: Since when did you know all these musical terms eh?)

(Prongs: Jeez! I had a tutor who would teach me to sing when I was younger, before I started Hogwarts).

(Padfoot: awww and big brovah Sirius never knew ickle-Jamesy had those singing lessons!)

(Prongs: Yeah, even thought you spent most of your time there trying to learn with me but getting told off by madame Legato.)

(Padfoot: Oh shut up!)

I wink, I smile, I saunter, I slouch and I flirt

Are you slutty? Hell no!

Are you mean? Pfft. No! unless I'm talking to Slytherins

Can you keep secrets? Really BIG secrets yes, small not very important secrets…well, just don't tell me

Do you dance in front of the mirror? No.

(Prongs: Sure you don't sure…)

(Padfoot: What?)

(Prongs: nothing…nothing…)

Do you sing in the shower? No!

(Prongs: Hah! They wont believe you!)

(Padfoot: And why is that?)

(Prongs: coz I already told them that you did sing in the shower)

(Padfoot: Since when?)

(Prongs: I was the first to do this quiz.)

(Padfoot: No I meant since when did I sing?)

(Prongs: HAH! SINCE WHEN? SINCE FOREVER! WHEN YOU WERE SHOWERING MY PARENTS THOUGHT THAT WE HAD MERPEOPLE LIVING IN OUR SWIMMING POOL! THEY CALLED THE MINISTRY TO GET RID OF THEM! Then they found out that you were singing in the shower).

(Padfoot: Alright, alright, I sing in the shower. So what?)

(Prongs: so you lied when you answered that question)

(Padfoot: Ah geez, do you think I care?)

Have you seriously hurt someone? I prefer not to answer that

Do you get your way? Not in my family I don't but if I'm around other people usually I do. Unless of course Evans or McGonagall is mingling somewhere nearby.

Are you willing to try out new things? Yeah duh! What's the point in life if you don't take risks?

Have you cheated on a test? Don't need to. Smart people (like me), not nerds, don't need to cheat. We've got pure talent.

RIGHT NOW

What are you wearing? Shorts. It's boiling hot here! (probably because of me…)

What are you listening to? Jamesy-poo reading what I'm writing.

(Prongs: Oi! Why'd you do that for?)

(Padfoot: Do what?)

(Prongs: Call me Jamesy-poo)

(Padfoot: Well it's…sweet! HAHAHA)

(Prongs: Oh Merlin…save me…)

What are you feeling? Gooooooooooooooooood I just got back at Prongsy.

What are you eating? Trying to eat my tongue so I won't burst out laughing again!

(Prongs: Hey! That was uncalled for!)

(Padfoot: Well I'm SORRAY!)

(Prongs: Delete that part!)

(Padfoot: Sorry, can't, it's part of the quiz, what I write down stays)

(Prongs: That sucks…)

(Padfoot: Get a painter! We need him, or her, to paint Prongsy-poo crying! Sweet Merlin…this is going to be good…)

(Prongs: What's with you?)

(Padfoot: Well tell me, how many times are we going to see James Potter cry?)

(Prongs: I'm irritated, just get on with the questions!)

How's the weather? Erm, it's wet. Very wet…how come it's raining…inside? Oh right, that's Prongs, he's crying.

(Prongs: I AM NOT CRYING! DELETE THAT! Oh wait…you can't…oh Merlin can you hear my plea?)

(Padfoot: Never thought I'd see the day you'd beg.)

(Prongs: I'm pleading.)

(Padfoot: Same difference.)

GIRLS ONLY

How many lip glosses do you have?

What perfume do you wear?

What's in your purse?

Tall or short boys?

Blonde or brunette?

Short hair on boys?

Piercings on boys?

Good or bad guys?

What do you find most annoying in a guy?

What's the first thing you notice about a guy?

BOYS ONLY

What kind of aftershave do you wear? The stuff that comes out of your rear-end.

(Prongs: you do?)

(Padfoot: What do you think?)

(Prongs: well if it's someone like you, then yes.)

(Padfoot: well is that your answer then?)

(Prongs: no, I have more to add.)

(Padfoot: shoot.)

(Prongs: I saw you putting some brown stuff on your face before…AHA! SO YOU DO PUT THAT STUFF ON! YOU'RE TURNING RED!)

(Padfoot: oh shut up! It isn't ok? It's erm, this stuff that you uh, put on your face…)

(Prongs: Oh really? Whats it called?)

(Padfoot: It's something like, poo mask, no, mud mask, no, poo mask!)

Wha't in your pockets? Erm, I can't say sorry, Prongs is behind me and I don't want him to know.

(Prongs: C'mon, I'm you best mate! You can tell me!.)

(Padfoot: no not a good idea Prongs)

(Prongs: listen what'r friends for?)

(Padfoot: Yeah, friends are meant to be open and forgiving.)

(Prongs: That's right. So what's in your pocket?'

(Padfoot: do you remember that song you wrote for Lily back in third year?)

(Prongs: yeah…Merlin! DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE THE LYRICS IN YOUR POCKET!)

(Padfoot: Actually I do, along with the present you gave her, then she chucked it back at you.)

(Prongs: GIVE IT BACK HERE! I DEMAND YOU! HEY! DON'T START SMIRKING AT ME! YOU COME BACK HERE! HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF! WHERE'R YOU TAKING ME? LET ME OUT OF HERE SIRIUS BLACK! I'M AFAID OF THE DARK!)

(Padfoot: what?)

(Prongs: just let me out and I won't beat the pulp out of you.)

(Padfoot: promise?)

(SILENCE)

(Padfoot: promise?)

(Prongs: fine I promise!)

Boxers or briefs? briefs

Blonde or brunette girls? blonde

Peircings on girls? YEAH!

Long or short hair? Loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

What do you find most annoying in a girls? Nothing…nothing…

(Prongs: Hah! Yeah right Padfoot, yeah right!)

What's the first thing you notice about a girl? How they smell. My nose is as powerful as a dog's and if a girl stinks, she's off the list.

(Prongs: what list?)

OTHER QUESTIONS

What was the last movie you watched? What ees a movie?

What did you have for dinner? I 'ad chicko'

What are you hoping for? I am 'oping zat Prongs will geet over 'is crush on Lily Evans

What did you last dream about? A flying motorbik

What was the last thing you ate? My tongue

Who was the last person you talked on the phone with? What is a phon'?

Are you too shy to ask someone out? Non, of course not!

Scary movies or happy endings? I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT EES A MOVIE!

Summer or winter? Erm, Spreeng! I can dance een zee 'ogwarts fields amoung see little butterflies.

Relationships or one night stands? Un night stand ees what I 'ave onlee 'ad so far

Chocolate or vanilla? chocolat

Anything else you want to add? Yeah, STOP COMMENTING ON EVERYTHING I WRITE PRONGS!

(Prongs: I'm not!)

(Padfoot: See? There you go again!)

Time finishing? 8:06. It's not fair though! Prongs was annoying me!