"It's been ever so lonely without Cream, right Tails?" Amy asked. She turned around and saw a VERY sad fox, with drooped ears and tail wagging slowly and sadly. "There, there, Tails. It's okay."

"It ISN'T okay. Cream got 'sued'! And do you know what that means?" Tails asked, in a sad gloomy tone. Tails turned around to face Amy.

"We'll never see her again," he said.

"Look, Shadow's dead, my greatest partner. I'm not even sure if Sonic got sued while he was away." a voice came from the hallway. It obviously belonged to Rouge.

Amy stood up immediately. "Sonic?" she asked, anxiously. "Where's Sonic?"

"How am I supposed to know?" Wave asked. She looked down at Tails and said, "Hey, shrimp."

"Go away," came the laconic answer.

"Oh, looks like someone's crying," Wave teased. "That teaches kids never to smile too much."

"Leave him alone, Wave." said Amy. "He's sad already."

"I know, that's why I'm teasing him," Wave said.

"And that's why you shouldn't!"

"And that's why I do!"

Amy glared at Wave, as she left the girls' room.

"Humph, the little parasite," Amy said.

"Stay with him here, Rouge." she said again, turning to the grinning bat in the corner.

"Why should I?" Rouge asked.

"Because I say so," Amy said. "I'm gonna look for Sonic."

"Fine, you do that. I'll get Wave to babysit him."

"NO!"

Meanwhile...

"Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da-doo
I'm a super girl
Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da-doo
Super girl
Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da-doo
I'm a super girl
Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da-doo
Super girl "

Sonic was having a great great time. He had nine red-haired and green-eyed (what's up with Mary Sues and red hair?) hedgehogs gathered around him.

"Can you dance?" Sonic asked.

"Oh yea, you bet," the prettiest of the lot said.

"Want to?" Sonic asked.

"Oh..h...h y..e...a..h," she replied.

"Great!" Sonic cried out, holding his hand to the pretty femme in front of him.

She took his hand, and together they started dancing to "Super Girl by Miss Papaya."

Suddenly, he fell to the ground, lifeless. The pretty girl fell too. All the other Mary-Sues fell as well.

The crowd gasped. "Fetch the ambulance! Some one died!" one grim-looking fellow cried out.

"No, he's already dead. Get a bicycle, and travel down to Las Vegas where his friends are," some other person said.

Later...

"Excuse me," a man in a blue uniform said, "PIZZA DELIVERY!"

"Go get the pizza," Silver said to Jet.

So Jet went to get the pizza.

"Excuse me," the man in the blue uniform said again, "One of your friends, sir. He..is dead."

Jet started laughing. "YES! SONIC IS DEAD!" he cried out.

He carried the dead body of Sonic for everyone else to see. The girls went out of their room, and the boys came out of theirs.

"SONIC!" Amy wailed. She kneeled down by his dead body.

"Sonic," she whispered softly. "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?"

"Look, guys, he obviously died of being in love," Wave said again. (We all know what a trash-talker she is. XD)

"Really?" everyone asked in unison.

"Yes! Of course!" Wave replied.

"But Sonic's in love with me and me alone!" Amy wailed.

"No, he obviously fell in love with a Mary-Sue. Ten Mary-Sues, to be exact." Wave replied.

Amy fainted...forever.

"What! Amy's dead too!" Tails cried out.

"How did she die, Wave?" Tails asked.

"Wouldn't you like to know? Anyway, she died of Sonic not loving her," Wave replied.

"No. way." Silver said.

"Yes. way." Wave replied.

"It's not even possible," Knuckles piped in.

"See what a stupid thing Love is?" Wave asked.

Suddenly, three words came flitting in their minds.

With straight and serious faces, they all said in unison, "They've been sued."