if lord gaben wuz god at 1 fing, it wuz drivin dorito bots rely fast but not as fast as sanic
"this isnt abot Steam sumer salz anymoar" he sed "now its persunol"
i looked at my goldn fedora and plased it in my poket. i smeled 2 myself as the bot contenud on its path 2 the illumiatis sekret bas.
he wuld pay 4 kiling shrek
ranbo frog was impresed by the bots teknawlogy and wanted to no moar but Gaben didnt want him to no to much so he made up sum stuf
anyway the bot eventualy arived at the map plaza and we doked. we enturd the klub to c if he has hiden here, but there wuz only a few custumers and loud dubstep which ranbo frog swayed to
"well darn guyz hes not hear" i sed sadly "well haf 2 go sumwer els
"psst" sed a voyse akros the rom
i walkd up 2 him "hello" i sed
he smiled a sly smele "hello m8 i no who u are"
"u wot m8" i sed
"ur the chosin 1 that shrek traned" he sed "word has spred that u r profesized 2 defeet FaZe klan and the illuminati
"so wut" i sed "what do u want"
"my klan told me u wuld cum" he sed "my name is lenny of the lenny klan, i wunt illuminati ded to."
dat is wen i relized it wuz the tru lenny, leeder of lenny klan "how kan we trust u" i sed
he reched in2 his ass and puled out a nu snipper "here this is a nu snipper that can see thru walz" he sed "u kan use it 2 defeet the illuminati"
"wut is it caled" i sed exsitedly
"storm psr" he sed "i haked it frum the campain wich FaZe is 2 stuped 2 play. theyll nevar c u cumming"
i trusted lenny now becuz of this gift "u can cum and help us and bring ur klan 2 the fite"
lenny puled anoter storm out of his ass "gladly m8"
. . .
the illuminati set on his ship in the see, which wuz the yat in hijaked a very populer map and vakashun spot
"mwahahahahahaha" he lafed "gary and his frends r cumming to defeet us but they wil fail"
"how did u no sur" sed a FaZe klan member hoo wuz klening his snippar
"my al seaing i seas all" illuminati sed
"k" sed the FaZe klan member
. . .
"gentulmen" sed lenny 2 his klan "we r about 2 go 2 war. many of u will di lol and we wont bary u"
"aww yeeeaaahhhh" sed the klan
"dont interupt me u fagots" sed lenny "anyway our gol is 2 help gary defeet the illuminati" lenny puled a map out of his ass "this is hijaked m8s we hav raison 2 beleev that illuminati and FaZe r here" lenny grabed his storm "kil al FaZe klan members m8s but leave illuminati 2 gary"
"y me" i sed
"cuz ur the chosin 1 dumbas" lenny sed
"k" i sed "r we redy 2 go"
"yeh" sed lenny "also lord gaben helped us buld moar dorito bots"
"aww yeh it wil be fun" i sed
. . .
i sat on the ss 420blazeit as it aproched the yat
"be carful gary" sed ranbo frog "the illuminati must not be underestim8d"
"yeh" sed reznov "mak shrek prod"
"I wil" i sed
sudenly a snippar bulet cam out of nowere and sank the dorito bot next to us and the lennys on it droned to deth
"noooooooooooooooooo" i sed "they new we wur cuming"
"shit" reznov sed "go faster gaben"
"i cant" the fat man sed "wer at maksimum sped"
"oh no" ranbo frog sed
a snippar bulet hit anoter dorito ship and it sank
"theyre kiling our lennys" sed reznov
"almost there" gaben sed "so clos"
then sudenly just as we reched the bak of the yat the ship wuz hit by a snippar bulet and wuz sinking
"oh no" reznov sed "i cant swim"
"its ok" gaben sed "hold onto my body fat"
"k" reznov sed as he grabed gabens fat rols wich mad me flot
ranbo frog wuz alredy on the ship and i got on to "u 2 stay ther" ranbo frog sed as he puled a snippar out of his as "me and gary hav this"
"k"
i puled out my new snippar and aimed thru the wal and sur enuf there were 2 FaZe klan members on the other sid
i quikskoped one
"shit" sed the other as i shot him 2 deth
"those were the guyz shoting our bots down" ranbo frog sed
we saw moar bots dok neerby and lennys come out holding snippars and in the sky there wer flying lennys
a FaZe snippar began 2 shot and kiled a lenny and the other lennys began a gunfite
"let them handle the snippars" sed ranbo frog 2 me "our reel taget is the illuminati"
"yeh"
so we ran and ran and quikskoped any FaZe snippars in our way until we reched the bak of the ship
"hahahahaha u cunts im geting away" illuminati sed inside a helicopter
"oh no u dnt" i sed as i hardskoped the illuminati in the helicopter and he fel out
"oh yeh we did it!" sed ranbo frog as he spun his hed arond
then we herd brething and we relized. . . the illuminati wuz stil alive!111
"imposibul" i sed "ur ded"
"u foal" sed the illuminati "u thot 1 snippar shot wuld kil me"
"well yeh" sed ranbo frog
"shut up trator" the illuminati sed and shot ranbo frog in the face with a snippar
"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" i sed "stay wif me ranbo"
"i dont wana di" ranbo frog krid as he bleeded on the flor
i gav the illuminati the madest lok i had "how dar u" i sed "how dar u"
"becuz al who betra me deserv 2 di" he sed evily "including u"
"but the balanse has ben throne off" i sed "only ur deth wil restor peese"
illuminati just amed his rifl at me and smiled "i dont car abot peese" and shot at me
i dived out of the way and barley eskaped frum the bulet "so thats how u want huh" i sed as i reched for my snippar and shot bak
illuminati doged (wow such doge) wif a perfekt spin and his singul i loked at me madly "yes it is m8" he sed and then shot at me but this tim it went betwen my legs
"ur a teribul shot m8" i sed to him
"im not even trying m8" illuminati lafed at me
i hided behind covir and amed thru the wal and shot but it barley mised him. then sudenly i felt a burn in my sholder and it hurt
i glanced ovur and saw that i had been hit
"u wil pay 4 that" i sed panfuly
"bulshit" illuminati lafed at me
. . .
"cmon lenny klan" lenny sed to his klan as they batled 4 controll of the center of the yat "we must win this batul"
a lenny shot and kiled a FaZe klan member thru a wall "got 1 sur" he sed hapily be4 he himself wuz shot
"shit" lenny sed "we r losing 2 many men"
2 FaZe klan members rised out of the hot tub with . . . ROKET LAWNCHAIRS! and firbals started 2 ran frum the sky
"hey thats not far" lenny sed as they kiled moar of his lennys
"all is far in lov and war" sed a FaZe klan ofiser
"cmon gary hurry up" lenny sed as anuter lenny dyd neerby
. . .
i shot at illuminati agan but i mised and wen i trid to shot agan i relized my clip wuz empty!111
"gime a sec m8 i hav to relod" i sed
illuminati smiled "no" and then he shot me in the chest
"OWWSWWWW" i sed camly
i laid on the grond and wuz 2 week to get up wen i notised storm clods in the sky and they were rely dark
"oh" illuminati sed "its gonna be stormy tooday"
"its not a regular storm" i sed as i cofed up moar blod "the world is abot to end"
sure enuf it started 2 ran firbals frum the sky
"oh shit" illuminati sed as he ran for his helicoptur "im geting out of her pese out suka"
i culd only bled on the grond but then i herd a familar voyse
"gary use ur fedora" it sed
"shrek is that u" i sed
"no shit lad now hury hes getin away"
wif a new resolv (see i no a few big words) i got up and put on my goldn fedora
i felt my fatnes becum biger and a nekberd apeer on my nek as i wuz filed wif the power of doritos and Montana dew
with gr8 sped i jumped after the chopa and got insid
"wut HOW DID U GET IN HER" he sed and then eyd my goldn fedora "no it cant be"
"oh but it is" and wif that i noskoped illuminati right in the i
"nooooooooooooooo i cant swim" he sed as he fel out of the chopa and in2 the water
"hasta la vista ya cunt" i sed as i jumped out of the chopa and landed bak on the yat
the firbals and the storm clods went away and i new we had 1
. . .
lenny loked up 2 the ski and saw that the clods were leving
"he did it boys" lenny sed "cum we must strik fast"
and wif the grasefulnes of a cheta lenny klan tok ovur the midle and drived FaZe belo dek
"we surender" FaZe sed wen lenny klan enterd belo dek
lenny smild 2 himself
. . .
"are we l8" reznov and gaben sed as they cam ovr 2 me
"yeh but we wun" i sed
"nise nekberd gary" gaben sed
"thank u lord gaben"
"weres ranbo frog" reznov sed
i pointed at his bode sadly "he wuz quikskoped by the illuminati"
"oh no" reznov crid "we ned 2 get him 2 the hospital"
a lenny cam down and caried ranbo frog away
"wil he be ok" gaben sed
"i hop so"
"we did it gary" lenny sed as he walked out "FaZe has surendered and u control the Black Ops servers"
"awsum but dont u want a reward" i sed
"lenny klan wil control the Ghost servers" he sed "OpTic distrakted Modern Warfare players so they wuldnt send moar trops and FaZe stil controls the Advanced Warfare servurs"
"we wil hav pese now that illuminati is ded" i sed
"sonds god" lenny sed "oh btw cum belo dek with me i hav somthin to sho u"
"k"
. . .
"wow this is an avansed sistem" i sed as i cheked the cumputer"
"theres moar" lenny sed as he presed a buton to sho anuter rom wich wuz a smal faktori
"woh" i sed "a hol rom of ranbo frogs and spokyskuryskeletons"
"i no" lenny sed "u hav a hol army"
"it loks lik everything worked out wel" i sed 2 lenny "theres just 1 thing left"
