Willow and Xander had been friends since kindergarten. Xander had long been an awkward guy who made blunders unintentionally. He had once bumped his nose into a window when he saw a blonde woman walk by. Willow had always been shy, was easily embarrassed and cried for four hours after failing a math test. Now, as vampires, they ironically were friends again.

Cut to the Master's Lair several weeks after Xander had turned.

Xander: I am a Vampire now but never knew how cool it was to be one.

Willow: Yes, I feel more confident about who I am as a vampire.

Xander: Me too. I always realized I liked blood better than "people food". I also enjoy not having to see that wretched entity known as the sun as well as never aging.

Willow: I like this too. as I will never get gray hair and wrinkly skin.

Willow(in a moaning voice): Come with me.

Xander: I knew you were pretty Will, but I did not know you could be so skanky and dirty.

Willow then evily smiled and made out with him for fifteen minutes.

They then went to the bank, where the metaphorical vampires lived.

Bank Clerk(terrified): Please, please do not kill me.

Xander: That is what we were going to do anyway, how did you know? I feel in the mood for smashing your head into the wall tonight.

Willow: I am going to play with you in your last waking minutes. First, what is your wife's name? I will ask you and then you have to cut your throat have a nice drink.

Bank Clerk: My wife is named Eva and she works in L.A. For Wolfram and Hart.

The clerk then cut his own throat, and bled profusely. Willow and Xander than drank his blood.

Willow(after feeding): The Order of Aurelius, lad by the Master is far stronger than those whiny, pathetic, demon.

Willow and Xander then walked back to the Master, who had a reward for them.

Xander: What is it? I cannot wait!

Willow: I hope it is someone I can feed on!

The Master:It is far better. It is my grandsire, Angelus. He calls himself Angel because he was cursed with a soul.

Willow(moaning): He will be my pet.

End Chapter.