3. A/N: Yes I know, its not over 1000 words. Please don't eat me ! (Hides under the table.) I just decided to post this chapter in two parts.
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Gilderoy Lockhart back on track.
"He's all charm"
"He's all smiles."
"He's Gilderoy Lockhart!"
I looked at the smiling picture of a blonde haired, blue eyed man. I couldn't deny he was handsome; I had to give him that. But unlike my twenty-seven year old sister, I never liked him much. I don't say I detest him, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying that I don't worship the ground he walks on.
I prefer the types like Mika goldfire, the lead singer of The Cauldrons or Josh Stevens from 50 knuts. You know the red-haired type. Guys with red hair totally rock. There was just something undeniably sexy about them.
I sighed dreamily, what I wouldn't give for one date with Josh Stevens,...
Shaking my head, I looked back at the TeenWitch magazine I was holding. This week Gilderoy Lockhart dominated the cover and most of the articles in it. Better read it, it's not like I've got something better to do. There were still a few people before me. God, there goes my 7 am appointment,...
Yes Ladies and Gents, you heard it correctly; Gilderoy Lockhart is back on track ! The handsome 37 year old, bachelor has just recently left the hospital he's still recovering from an extreme case of Amnesia. Our TeenWitch journalist Bethea Summers went to investigate the matter further. Here's an interview with our favourite Idol for all the Gilderoy lovers amongst you, don't like don't read. But let's face it, who doesn't adore our blonde haired, blue-eyed playwizard ?
Bethea: How do you feel now Gilderoy? Its all right if I call you Gilderoy, isn't it?
Gilderoy Lockhart: I am feeling fine, actually I've never felt better in my life. Except for maybe before my amnesia, I can't seem to remember how I felt back then. And of course you may call me Gilderoy, that is, if I may call you Bethea. (winks at journalist.)
Bethea: (blushes and smiles.) Yes, you can call me Bethea. But Gilderoy, if you don't remember the time before you had your amnesia then how do you deal with being famous ? It must be very difficult for you to be famous without knowing why,...
GL: That's a good question Betty dear (laughs charmingly.) But it wasn't that difficult. You see, my loyal fans kept sending me letters and they helped me accept the fact that I'm famous. One of them even send me my whole book collection. I actually started by reading all of them and I came to the conclusion that I must've been a wonderful person. (chuckles and passes his hand through his hair)
B: You were and still are a wonderful person. I heard you're writing another book, could you be so kind as to tell us the title ?
Gl: The title is Amnesia completa,evanesco memory. It was extremely difficult to choose. In this book I'm writing about how I deal with my loss of memory. Sometimes I have these vague images in my mind, flashbacks if you like,...I hope that someday I will recover completely. It's extremely frustrating to not have all your memories.
B: I can understand,...how are your feelings towards the boy, Harry Potter ?
GL: Parry Otter, do I know him ?
B: Harry Potter, some say he's the one that caused your loss of memory.
GL: No, I don't think I know a Barry butter. Remembering names is still hard for me.
B: I see.
Gl: Did you just say he's the cause of my Evanesco memory ?
B: Yes, Some people say he pulled his wand at you because you tried to save him from You-know-who and—"
Gl: You-know-pooh, (bursts out laughing.) Poor guy, what's in a name, right ?
B: Err, well his name isn't really you-know-who. It's Voldemort.(cringes at the name)
GL: What's a Bolderport ? Bethea dear, you have an extremely weird vocabulary. Now what were you telling me about this Otter-boy ?
B: He erased your memory because you tried to save him from Bolderpor--, err Voldemort. Harry wanted it to be him that was in the spotlight and not you.
Gl: Spotlight, hmm ? I can't imagine someone causing that much harm just because they want to be under some kind of Muggle light. You know what ? I'll buy this guy his own spotlight.
B: (tries hard not to laugh.) right.
----Silence falls---
B: So Gilderoy, how's your love life coming along ?
GL: I had a feeling you were going to ask that. (grins widely.) Well, I'm still single. (winks at the camera) That's a hint, ladies. But I do intent to date a few times this month. Actually I've included a personality test in your magazine. The 3 witches with the highest scores get the chance to date me.
B: Oooohhh, I bet our female readers would absolutely love that. Heard that ladies ?
"Miss, you may come in now."
