So Last time… The Doctor was hanging out in a bar with Shakespeare and Henry V. River came to join him with a camera so that the Doctor would be able to watch them. And as the doctor drunk drived the Tardis he landed it on a seemingly abandoned spaceship and accidently started a war…. So that's what you missed on… FANFIC! (Glee reference FTW)

"What?! You Started a war?" Screamed River

"Yep! And by the look of the ship I sent it to it was a…" The Doctor started

"Sonta Ha!" Screamed a Sonatran who had appeared on the screen.

"Yep… a sontaran battle ship" The Doctor Finished

"You declared war against the sontarans are you crazy" River hissed

"Nope! But hisss.." The doctor leaned in to whisper "But I may be a tiny bit drunk"

"You don't say!" Said Henry V "and why would you be afraid of that thing it looks like a mouldy potato!"

"Who DARES declare war against the Sontarans? And who is that to be so insulting to the mighty sontaran race"

"ME!" The doctor yelled spinning around knocking over several piles of paper. "And He is Henry the fifth he is the BEST!"

"DOCTOR!" screamed the sontaran

"Oh no! it's never good that they know his name!" River said to herself

"My Race has fought you for a long time.. You dare declare war on us?! After we have…."

"And mute" The doctor said

A big speaker with a cross through it appeared on the screen.

"Did you just put the Angry Sontaran on mute?" Said River

"Maybe!" The doctor said

"Right I don't know how but you are going to have to get us out of this mess!" Screamed River

"ME?" The Doctor Whined

"Yes you!...No don't you dare try and get round it with the puppy eyes you should know they don't work on me" River said firmly

"Ummm… Guys?" Said Henry V worried

"And After all this time I don't think I would ever….." River Shouted

"Guys?" Shakespeare said

"….think you would dare…."

"Guys?" Henry Warned again

"….do anything so outrageous as…"

"GUYS!" Henry and Shakespeare Yelled

"WHAT?" River and the Doctor retaliated

"What does that mean?" Henry pointed up to the screen

"INCOMING MISSILE" was in red Capitals on the screen

"It means we better check whether there is anyone on this ship before evacuating them and us pronto" River said as she ran over and radically started pressing buttons. "No one here!" She yelled "GET IN THE TARDIS!"

"BUT…" The doctor Whined

"DOCTOR GET IN THE TARDIS OR SO HELP ME I'll…."

*BOOOM*

DUN DUN DUN!

Did they make it you'll find out next time! Please don't forget to review because I love hearing what you guys think of this! :D BYE!