Pairing: Cid/Vincent, Vincent/Cid

Warnings: obsession with chocolate, oneshot, possible death threats, weird, um…cussing, pervy thoughts! Yay!

Comment: Musing again! This time it's FF7

Author's comment: Whoosh! Three Three! This is part three! Ok so I'm probably not gonna be focused on Sephy

and Cloud as much as I said I would considering that they will eventually one day get their own personal little fanfiction, aside from the Ansem one. :thinks: Ah, I'd like to thank all my reviews once again considering that just reading all of your reviews really entertain me, in a good way mind.

Chocolate Temptations 3

Cid…

Cid.

Cid, darling…

"Huh…w-what?"

Cid wake up…

"Mmm, five more minutes," Cid moaned out turning over in the bed. "Just five more minutes."

Cid, wake up. I made breakfast for you.

Cid licked his lips, tilting his head so he could sniff at the air, his eyes starting to flutter awake. "Breakfast? It smells good, what did you make?"

It smells good, doesn't it? Don't you want my chocolate covered skin?

Cid opened his eyes staring towards the naked form of Vincent standing before him, red eyes slit slightly as he purred. And…it was sexy as fuck! Chocolate was dripping down his chest and down his hips and just…it was everywhere leaving only open patches here and there of skin. Vincent's hair, shockingly, was untouched by the chocolatey goodness. But either way, this image was making Cid's mouth water and his body respond. "Do you even have to ask a fucking question like that? Hell yeah, I want you!"

Come taste me, Cid. Am I sweet enough for you?

"You're so fucking sweet, you're driving me insane!" Cid hopped out of the bed quickly, and moved grabbing Vincent into a hug and starting to lick his neck clean. Sure, he should have been questioning why this seemed so weird for Vincent to be acting this way, but he didn't care! This was a dream come true!

Oh Cid! Yes….Cid…..

"Huh?"

Cid…

"Cid, wake up." The voice was becoming a little too clear now as Cid finally opened his eyes, then closed them again as he was blinded by the sunlight.

"Ah, fucking god damn it. What the hell is going on?" He opened his eyes again, staring up at Vincent who was apparently wearing his red cape once again so that only the area around his eyes was really being seen. "And why the hell are you wearing that damn thing again!"

Vincent just narrowed his eyes slightly before he stood up and tossed the clothes he was holding in his hands onto Cid's face. "Cloud's missing…."

Cid grumbled pushing the clothes from him and frowned knowing that he must have pissed Vincent off with just that one comment. "He's probably just out gettin laid or something." He started to close his eyes again and began to relax on the sandy beach when he suddenly heard the cock of a gun right beside his head, causing him to jump back up again. "Alright, fine! Let's go find the damn kid then." He was grumbling now as he stood starting to dress himself. This was definitely ruining his plans. All that hard work down the drain and it was all Cloud's fault. The other just had to go missing at such a crucial time in Cid's life, mainly the "I'm gonna get Vincent to be my boyfriend" part of his life. Ah well, maybe it wasn't as bad as Cid was making it out to be.


It was decided…Cloud had been kidnapped by Sephiroth. How did they figure that out? Maybe because there was a sticky note on the huge ass sword they found in the room in the middle of the floor that went:

Dear Lackeys of Cloud,

I have kidnapped your beloved Cloud and have taken him to the City of the Ancients where I can fuck him in peace. Don't try to follow unless you're planning to bring chocolate, in which case I can kill you and take it.

Your dark nemesis,

Sephiroth.

P.S. Cloud says hello. He is currently tied down and being taken by me as I write this. Don't ask how the hell I fit all of that onto a sticky note while having sex. I'm just skilled like that. Heh….sticky….

Either way, that settled it for Cid. Cloud was out getting laid just like he said, so there was no fucking reason to panic and just rush into battle. That, and he didn't much fathom the idea of finding Cloud or Sephiroth in any form of nudity. No, his eyes were settled on seeing only one person nude, and that had to be the person that was the furthest from ever being nude. And why the hell was the word nude coming up so much in his mind right now!

"We have to go save him!" Tifa yelled out suddenly, followed by a quick nod from Aeris as the two of them looked at each other in mutual agreement.

"Gods, did you NOT just read what the fucking sticky note just said! Don't follow, Cloud says hello, sex…chocolate! That should be an obvious clue that the last thing Cloud's thinking about right now is being saved!"

"He stole my chocolate," Vincent said causing everyone to look over at him. The other's red eyes were glaring heatedly at them now, his claw clenched in a fist as he huffed a bit, closing his eyes and turning away. "We have to do something about this." Ok, after hearing that, Cid found himself wondering if what had happened last night was real. He hadn't questioned how Vincent seemed to act as though nothing had happened between them. In fact, the other was totally…completely focused on the chocolate, even now. Is that all there was to it? The chocolate? What about the love? The love of the man who bought the damn chocolate! Yes, Cid was jealous. He was jealous of the fact that the damn tasty morsel could cause Vincent to moan out in pleasure way before Cid could even lay a hand on the man. He had to admit, chocolate did make him feel weird, but damn did Vincent have some kind of addiction! He should check into that. Maybe it was all that being locked up in a damn wooden coffin box thing that was making him act this way.

"It's just chocolate," Cid said muttering before he found the red eyes turned on him with evil's intent. "I mean," he said clearing his throat, noticing Vincent's hand already itching to be holding his damn gun, "that you can always buy some more chocolate. Geez, it only cost like 5 gil a pack. You could easily steal that out of someone's house." Yeah…Cloud had this habit of making them go with him when he went into people's house randomly and stole money out of their chest. It was a wonder no one ever killed them just for that.

"It's my chocolate," Vincent said simply apparently just daring Cid to say otherwise. Well to be honest, it did belong to Cid first, but you don't see him whining about its lack of appearance. Hell, it had practically earned him a free ticket to Vincent's bed before a certain someone with damn spiky hair had to go and spoil the thing. Yeah, see he was supposed to wake up to the sight of a sexy gothic boy either sleeping cuddled next to him cutely or staring down into his eyes lovingly like. But nope, he woke up with a gun to the head instead. What a day this was turning out to be. "We're leaving now to get it back."

That being spoken from Vincent's mouth nearly caused Cid to drop the cigarette that he'd just been about to light. "Say what!"

"Thank you, Vincent!" Aeris said smiling and clapping her hands like a little girl. "I knew you couldn't leave Cloud behind!"

Were they even listening to the man when he was talking!

"Yeah, after a certain SOMEONE decided not to want to go and save him," Tifa added in as she sent a glare Cid's way. Cid just shrugged and puffed on his cig blowing smoke up into the air.

"Who said we were going anywhere? You guys forgot whose airship this is." Ah, take that you damn bastards! "If I don't want to take MY airship to some freakin yippy place to save a guy who doesn't even WANT to be saved, then I don't have to!"


Fate was really turning against him. Cid found himself in his airship standing by his specially trained pilot as he grumbled and rubbed at his head where a bump was just appearing. He'd no choice but to relent after having been teamed up by the three of them. They didn't waste any time scratching him to death and hitting him across the head with whatever they found. Well, at least he was alive if not in pain. Everyone was there now, all off to 'save' Cloud from the impending doom of Sephiroth's…manliness or whatever. Psh, but who would have guessed Sephiroth and Cloud to be gay? With all that love and adoration and calling each other puppet and master, it wasn't a surprise to him really. Though he wouldn't mind having Vincent call him master. He even had a mental image of Vincent completely naked with a collar around his neck and staring up at him with such adoration and love as he used his tongue to do things that just…sent shivers down his back.

When Cid glanced back towards Vincent's normal hiding place by Red XIII, he found the other staring at him and started to wave at him before the other just looked away. By the fact that his mouth was moving, Cid could only guess that he was talking to the orange cat dog or whatever he was. Heck he was probably both of them. If Hojo didn't get bothered by the idea of mating Red with a human, then what was to stop him from making a cat and dog mate? With a shudder, Cid turned his thoughts away from that. Hojo was the bastard that did what he did to Vincent. It brought a thought to his mind of when Vincent had changed into Galiant Beast and how the creature had looked at him possessively. Ah, that, sadly, brought about a few nightmares Cid would rather not bring up. But then again, it made him laugh thinking of Galiant Beast as a civilized beast sipping tea and talking, more like growling the latest news while reading a newspaper, smoking a pipe, and wearing bright fluffy bunny slippers.

Vincent was looking at him again, making Cid wonder what could cause the other to be staring at him with such intensity. He actually started to walk over to talk to him when his co-pilot suddenly announced that they had arrived at the City of the Ancients. Frowning then cursing under his breath, he decided that this little 'talk' with Vincent could wait until later. Then again, he was really tempted to just wait behind then laugh his ass off when he found Tifa and Aeris walking back to the ship with white faces, so he hoped. Well, not that he hated them or anything, he just felt like they should have been chasing after a man that actually had some god damn common sense. But then again, he was following that guy and calling him leader, wasn't he?


Now when Cid said he was right, he was damn well right. He was smirking, all smug like, looking at the two girls with their mouths gaping open and their eyes looking about ready to pop out and roll on the ground. They'd gone head…skirt first into the very first building at the Forgotten City only to freeze at the door seeing Sephiroth and Cloud doing the naughty together. It was…well…apparently not what they were expecting. It just put Cid in a new high. Especially the fact that Cloud was moaning out Sephiroth's name and looked liked he was enjoying what was happening thoroughly. However a problem has arrived, Cid realized. A certain man with a red cloak was not stopping and was already pushing past the two girls heading towards the stairs that would lead up to the bed on the upper level.

"Vincent!" Cid hissed between closed teeth, trying not to be too loud considering Cloud and Sephiroth did not know they were there yet. Vincent just ignored him and kept moving, making it up the ladder and pulling out his trusty gun, which he pointed at Sephiroth. Bloody hell, was he trying to get himself killed! Cid shook out of his thought and started towards the ladder.

Sephiroth looked over at Vincent, seemingly not caring that he was there as he kept moving his body against Cloud. "Get out. Can't you see we're busy?"

"Where's my chocolate?" Vincent asked, eyes shining with rage, finger twitching on the trigger.

"It's gone, now get lost."

"No," Vincent said starting to move closer to the moving couple. "No one leaves until I get it back." Cloud looked up and his eyes widened with his first time noticing Vincent was there.
"Vincent!" Cloud shouted out then looked down at the others seeing his whole crew there…minus Barret who was hurling outside…and Red who giving Cloud his space…and Yuffie…who was stealing things off Barret while he was hurling… and Cait Sith…no one knows where Cait Sith is. "Aeris? Tifa?"

Yeah sure, ignore the man that's gotten you to most of your destinations during this crazy trip through hell.

"Cloud!" The two girls yelled in unison making Cid wince. They acted like he was being killed.

"Vincent, get your ass back down here. This is insane, even for you." Cid puffed on his cig grumbling as he carried his Partisan draped over one shoulder. "I'll buy you some more chocolate later, ok? Hell, I'll buy you a lot of it if you just turn around and walk away from this…"

Vincent seemed to debate it…glaring at Sephiroth before he turned that glare on Cid. Yikes, scary guy when he wanted to be. "You better not be lying to me, Cid," Vincent said softly before lowering the gun.

"Like I would," Cid was saying as Vincent started down the ladder. "I know how trigger happy you get. I prefer NOT to give you a reason to shoot me. Especially when you're moody." Cid ignored the looked passed to him, instead dropping his cig to the ground and stepping on it to smother the smoke. "So can we go now or are we planning to stay here and watch them fuck?"

"I'd rather you leave before I have to kill you all." Sephiroth reached up pushing his hair out of his face. "You're ruining the mood here."

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Cid walked over grabbing Vincent's hand and tugging him towards the door. "Let's get out of here before he gets his PMS and starts attacking shit."
"I do NOT have PMS!"

"Cloud!" Tifa said looking up at him with pleading, helpless eyes.

"Sephiroth…" Cloud said softly, it being obvious that Sephiroth had returned his attentions to him again.

"No Cloud, it's me, Tifa!"

"And Aeris!" Aeris inputted refusing to be outdone by Tifa.

"Ah…Sephiroth…"

"Cloud, stop saying his name! We're here for you! Don't let him take –"

"Sephiroth, yes!"

"Cloud!"

"Sephiroth!"

Cid shook his head letting go of Vincent's hand to grab the two girls and usher them out. At this rate they were bound to be in shock, what with their lover boy turning out to be a homosexual. Yes, who would have thought a man who dressed in drag, could look like a woman, idolized a man barely older than himself, and then chased after that man would be gay. At first the two girls struggled but with a look from Vincent they calmed down. Cid's guess? Vincent was so intimidating at that moment that even they couldn't last. There was nothing to get between Vincent and his chocolate. Now all Cid had to do was work on that with himself and he'd be set. He laughed mentally imagining Vincent being that possessive of him.


They'd made it back to the ship without breaking a sweat. It was decided that since Sephiroth and Cloud might be a while, they'd go head off on vacation for a while. The girls really needed it. Frankly so did Cid. Besides, if Cloud needed a ride he could just catch him a chocobo…or give them a call. It was his own damn fault for being in this situation anyway.

"Let's head out to Icicle Inn for a while then," Cid told his crewmembers, still looking pretty damn smug for a bastard that was going to have to spend a hell of a lot of gil to pay for that chocolate. He was certain that Vincent wasn't going to let him get away with it. In fact Vincent was staring at him right now. "Hey, let me talk to you for a second, Vinny oh pal." Cid grinned at him and gestured for him to step out.

Vincent sniffed but nodded as he headed towards the door, red cloak moving around behind him like a silent companion…and still blocking that god damn delicious ass from view! Cid cleared his throat noting that everyone was looking at him with suspicion. "What!" He scowled giving them all glares in return.

"What are you up to?" Tifa asked resting her hands on her hips and giving him that "oh you're so dead if you try anything," look of hers that could mean he'd get his ass kicked if anything bad happened. Seriously, that girl could kick someone to the sun and back if she wanted to.

"I ain't fucking up to shit," Cid said pulling out another cig putting on his mental note that he was on his last one. "What the heck makes you say that!" When he saw Tifa starting to open her mouth to tell him, he put his hand up stopping her from speaking. "Nevermind, I don't want to know." With that he was out the door to come face to face with Vincent and his "I'm covering up so no one can see my damn sexy body" clothes.

"What do you want?" Vincent asked him, watching him carefully with those beautiful red eyes of his.

"I just wanna make sure you're ok and everything." Cid said, covering up his real intentions knowing that Vincent would ask more of him. "I mean it's not every day a person wants to kill for a box of chocolate."

Especially a box of chocolate you didn't even pay for.

"You could have asked me that while we were inside." Vincent started to move then, walking a circle around Cid, surveying him as he ended up on the other side of him, their eyes watchful of each other. "What are you really after?"

"What am I after?" Cid answered with his own question.

"Yes…why are you playing these games? Tell me what you want from me." Vincent stepped closer to him.

Cid chuckled taking a step back as he looked up at him. "I don't know. What do you think I want from you?"

"I think…you want my chocolate…." Vincent took another step, advancing again, his hips shifting making him stand out even more. Whether it was intentional, Cid wasn't quite sure. The man was still a mystery to him, especially that lack of an expression on that…covered….face.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Cid made a face at that, basically stopping where he was in shock. Was Vincent really that dense? Or was Cid just not giving out the right signals? Hell, they even KISSED! How the hell could he not get it! "Come on! I'm the one who GAVE you the chocolate for crying out loud! Why the hell would I-" He froze where he was, feeling those hot lips he so craved being pressed up against his own. This had to be a wet dream come true! That or Vincent just tripped and kissed him by accident. Oh no wait…that tongue in his mouth was definitely a signal that this was NOT an accident.

"I still want my chocolate, Cid," Vincent said growling into the kiss.

You chocolate obsessed freak! Man, I bet you're fucking kinky in bed too!

Cid broke the kiss, giving him a look as he spoke, watching as Vincent pulled the cloak back up to cover his lips. "I hope you know this isn't a chocolate only deal here." He said as he pulled the cloak back down to uncover Vincent's mouth. "It's a two for one. You can't have the chocolate unless you have me too."

"You're changing the deal we made." Vincent pulled the cloak back up again.

"Hey, your choice," Cid declared as he threw is hands up in a "whatever you say," gesture. "Take it or leave it." He pulled the cloak back down again. No way he was going to let the smug bastard get his way. Hell, if Cid didn't play this right he might end up being tricked into being the submissive one. Vincent was tricky like that. Though compared with that glare of his and that 'I'll kill you' feel about him, being on the bottom wouldn't be so bad. At least he'd get to live.

"Fine…I guess I have no choice…." He pulled the cloak up again, but there was a hint of a victorious smile there. Vincent placed his hand over the cloth covering his mouth to make sure it stayed up there this time.

"Hey, I saw that!" Cid said laughing already patting around for the cig he knew he had not that long ago. "Smug bastard, you just hassled me!"

"I like your lips." Vincent held up the cig between two fingers before he turned around to open the door leading back into the cockpit.

You like my lips, huh? Yours aren't bad either. Heck with a body like that, I wouldn't mind eating you alive…or licking you alive…sucking you alive sounds more tantalizing…hmm…

"Yeah? Well you better," Cid said, scowling at the man for taking away his last precious stick of wonders. "These lips don't come free you know."

"They better be put to good use then." Vincent looked over his shoulder at Cid then back past him before he opened the door to the cockpit. "Better get your Mop ready. I think Yuffie's about to blow." He went into the cockpit, the door closing behind him.

"Eh?" Cid blinked and turned around to see a very green looking Yuffie holding a hand over her mouth and bent over holding her stomach. "God damn it! Don't even think about- shit! Oh man, it's all over the place! How the fucking god damn hell am I supposed to clean that all up! Shit, it smells! What the hell! Did you eat the whole fucking cow or something!" God damn it, did Cid hate kids! But at least on a good note he got Vincent to sort of agree to date him. Then again he was wondering if that really worked out like he wanted. Vincent didn't admit to loving him just to dating him for some damn chocolate. Yes…the chocolate ended up with top priority over him. The fucking hot sexy bastard was pretty damn sneaky! "Oh fuck, how the hell did you get it in my shoe!"

TBC…

I apologize for being so damn lazy though …I dunno…been reading a heck of a lot of Cid/Vincent fics, or what I could find anyways. So :rubs hand behind head sheepishly: I know how it feels to like, wait forever for an update. There are two more Cid/Vincent fics in the works as we speak, but for this being a little side fic, I'm becoming quite obsessed with it. Cid and Vincent give me fun dreams. Not to mention I haven't had chocolate in so long, I can see how Cid feels now. Yes! I can actually reply to reviews now:ain't sure how long that's been possible: