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"Good afternoon ladies and gentleman. My name is Hermes and I will be your host today.

Joining us on the show tonight is none other, than Perseus Jackson, the son of Poseidon."

A round of applause broke out from the crowd as Percy made his entrance. He was wearing a suit with a sea-green tie that matched his eyes.

Hermes stood up and shook Percy's hand. "Glad you could make it the show, how are you doing?" Percy smiled.

"Great thanks, I'm glad I could join you today." Replied Percy taking a seat. "Well, let's not waste any time. You know the rules?" asked Hermes.

Percy shook his head. "Rules?" Hermes grinned. "You have to answer all the questions, you can't back out."

Percy frowned as if thinking then nodded reluctantly. "Okay." Hermes beamed. "Great, first question.

Percy, if someone took your Minotaur horn, strapped it to their head, and ran around saying 'I'm a unicorn' what would you do?"

Percy cringed. "The Stolls have already taken care of the whole I'm a unicorn thing. It was rather frightening."

Hermes laughed. "Personally, I found it rather amusing." "Of course you did" muttered Percy.

"Anyway, moving on, second question. What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Percy scratched the back of his head. "Well it depends if I live that long. But if I did live long enough I would probably, help recruit demi-gods."

"Who is the coolest god in your opinion?" Percy took a deep breath. "If I had to choose, I'd probably choose…"

Hermes cleared his throat. "Uh…I'd choose…Poseidon or Hestia. Probably 'cause I don't know the other gods as well so, yeah."

Hermes rolled his eyes. "Next question." Hermes burst out laughing, then tried to cover it with a cough. "Is Hera really that much of a cow?"

"Depends how the question is being asked." Replied Percy, stifling laughter. Hermes grinned. "So is that a yes or a no?"

Percy smiled wickedly. "I'm gonna' have to go with a yes."

"Next question." Said Hermes, in between laughter. When he'd finished reading the question he started laughing again, but this time he didn't stop.

Pretty soon he was clutching his stomach, with tears rolling down his face. Percy frowned and grabbed the piece of paper.

"Have you ever whacked Annabeth in the face with an owl?" Percy snorted and had soon joined Hermes on the ground.

After 10 minutes Percy and Hermes had regained themselves though there was still the occasional chuckle.

"Please, I do not have a death wish." Replied Percy shaking with laughter.

Hermes grinned mischievously. "Besides Annabeth, who do you think is the hottest girl at camp?" Percy immediately sobered.

"I can't imagine a world without her."

Hermes smirked. "That's not a proper answer."

"That's not a fair question." Retorted Percy. Hermes held up his hands in defence. "Okay, okay. Calm down."

Hermes looked down at the questions. "Do you think that Paul and your mother will have children."

Percy shrugged. "I don't know. But if they did I wouldn't mind having a little brother or sister."

"Who is your least favourite god other than…" Hermes paused and chuckled "…other that Wine Dude?"

Percy grinned. "Easy, definitely Ares. " Hermes nodded.

"Are you scared of flying or just wary?" Percy bit his lip.

"Wary, I mean if you were me I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to be shot out of the sky by the god of the sky."

"Why did you turn down godhood?" Percy smiled.

"For Annabeth, I mean, she turned down Artemis' offer to being a maiden so it only seemed fair I do the same for her. Besides I wouldn't enjoy being a god if Annabeth wasn't with me."

"Fair enough." Hermes grinned slyly. "Are you planning on getting engaged to Annabeth?"

Percy looked down embarrassed. "We might have a few plans."

Hermes threw back his head and laughed.

"What do you think Sally's and Paul's reactions will be when they see the roman motto and a Trident burned into your arm?"

Percy paled. "My mum will probably kill me. I wonder if I could hide it somehow."

Hermes checked his watch. "Well that pretty much wraps up our show, thanks again for joining us today Percy."

Hermes turned around. "Join us next week as we interview Annabeth Chase and don't forget to submit any questions you have. Good Night everyone."

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