"Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container..."
Zoom into the buildings within Astraea's server.
The buildings used in the shots will be used OVER and OVER and OVER again to make up for the cheap animation budget. But who's complaining? the story has buttsecks, the only significant thing in the world, so it's all good.
"...The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of blood and feces. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it nothing happens, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.."
--Attic--
It was a beautifully photoshopped day as all the students poured out from the buildings walking to their designated destinations. Though, in the dorms...
Nagisa slammed the door open and ran out, ready to catch herself some Pokiemanz, "Tomato, hurry, don't drag your ass pl0x. I hear they're giving away free Bidoofs, so don't fuck this up. DERP."
Tamao followed her, "We don't have Pokaymans, you stupid cunt."
"w/e, fag. Just hurry, maybe I can GameShark this thing to Lv100 like I did with that Magikarp and finally become Pokayman master," Nagisa nodded, looking quite the smug little asshole she is.
"Don't worry, you don't have to hurry, I invited our neighbors, so I WILL SUMMON THEM HOSHIT."
"LOL WUT."
With that, Tamao took out her her magical Ureksa V2 Spear and struck it in the air, causing an eerie green light to glow from it. Soon afterwards, lighting blots shot out from it.
Tamao then screamed out to the heavens, "I summon you--WHOEVERTHEFUCKYOUAREIFORGOTLOL."
"Jesus," soon sounded from the halls, "Tamao, it's not clever to use shitty video game references. So STFU."
Tamao followed the voice, Nagisa not to far behind, and ended up in a another one's sleeping quarters. Inside was this one brunette chick with funky looking braids. She was another Black Sword operative.
"Oh shit, son," she says to Tamao, "we're touring the school, totally going Dora the Explorer, aren't we?"
Tamao nods, "Yes ma'am, we're going on an adventure :D"
The other girl then puts on a white hat of some sort, "ALGEBRAIC--!!" she then points over at Nagisa, "Yo, who 'dis nigga be?"
Nagisa looks at her, her legs spread out shoulder-width, her torso back a bit, in a 'you've got a problem with me, homes?' stance, "Bitch, I'm Tai Mai Shu--"
"O shi--you're Nagisa, amirite? How could I forget? We're in the same class," she walks closer to Nagisa, "The name's Chihaya Takemura, but my homeboys call me Twinkie."
"WHUT. I never really understood you youths and your rap music, gang bangs, shitty codenames, and skittles..." Nagisa mumbled off. This is probably due to Alzheimer's, AIDS, or fail.
"Do you know what the Strawberry House is, Nagisa?" she asks the ginger, "Tamao talked to me about it since I was asked to participate."
Nagisa gave her a blank face, "Is that like a porno or something?"
Chihaya laughs, "Haha, you bet."
"Really!?" Nagisa's jaw fell open.
"lol j/k."
" Fag :( "
They continued on talking about random shit like California's recent wild fires, WTC, and Jews. Of course, Nagisa surfaced on one of the subjects since she's like main character or some shit. They talked about when she first transferred to the server. Apparently, everything was all awesome right up until she arrived. Now everything is shitty and ANGST FILLED Baaaaawwwww.
"...so I just stood there," Nagisa continued, "...I was pretty shocked to see what I just saw right in front of me, I was pretty much struck in awe--"
Chihaya stops her, "Before we go any further about this talk about your pads and tampons jumping up and down your bed, I forgot to mention that we have one more bandwagon-hopper."
"MAOR?"
"LOL YES!"
Chihaya grabs a book and throws it at the lump on the bed. It then started to move around, responding to the blow. All of a sudden, a girl pops out from underneath the covers. She was still recovering from the intense butt-rape she had to go through last night with her roommate, who, in this case, is Chihaya, one of Tamao's TOP 8 on her MySpace wwwwwwww.
The girl look over at Nagisa, then Tamao, then finally Chihaya.
"WTF WAS THAT FOR, HO!?!?!11one!?/1" She yelled in anger.
Chihaya drags the odd purple haired chick over to Nagisa and Tamao. She then points to her, "This is Mizushima :D She is my uber kawaii roommate and shit."
Suddenly, some voice out of nowhere yells:
"CHIHAYA and MIZUSHIMA joined your PARTY."
Nagisa then turns to Tamao, "Dude, so is that like, the cue to have buttsecks with them or what?"
--
The other three girls gave Nagisa a tour around her new environment BCUZ IT CAN BE LETZ HAVE TOUR NOW TIEM PLZ.
"The second floor has double rooms for first to fourth year students. There are webcams implanted around the walls because the council likes to keep tabs on all the loli yuri sex everyone is having. We don't really care though," Chihaya began, "The lounge, the cafeteria, the orgy chambers, and the rooms for fifth and sixth year students are on the first floor."
Nagisa paused, "Wait... Cafeteria..."
Eventually they arrive at the lounges. Lots of these other BG characters were in there filling the empty space. Most of the girls were playing WoW or CS, trying to h4x and pwn each other. Though, the others were watching porn, as the internet is made specifically for that lone purpose.
"I have a level 72 cleric on RO," Tamao starts to brag, "sometimes I steal items from n00bs. It's funny when they try to call the internet police on me blah blah blah blah..."
Nagisa just ignored Tamao and kept her eyes on one of the monitors showing rhino porn. Chihaya looks over at her, seeing that she was pretty much brain dead at the moment, and nudges er to snap her out of that daze, "Hey! Pay attention, you gypsy! There's still more we have to show you dammit."
No avail, the ginger's eyes were glued to the monitor. But, when th display screen moved over from bestiality to fat furfag chicks, Nagisa awoke from her stupor, "ASDF!?! BLARGH."
Chihaya then motions her over, "Wanna move on to the 'fun places' now, Nagisa?"
"Oh, dear God yes, damn. At least that'll save me from the horror I witnessed more than Lassie ever will D:"
HAHAHA, Fuck you, little Timmy.
--
The four continued on their magical acid-induced Pokieman quest, I mean--tour around the school. Working hard to catch 'em all and become Pokayman master--I mean, earn A's and become good students. The dungeons they crossed were filled with terrors, far beyond the human mind--I mean, other students were there too. As they moved on, they witnessed battles aplenty, winning them one by one--I mean, discovering more about the schools. They talked about the wholesome things in life and how beautiful the world really is--I mean, rape.
"Have you two always been roommates?" Nagisa asks, out of curiosity.
Chihaya nods in approval, "You have to register to get into the dorms, so yeah, she's always been my butt-buddy..."
"...ever since Kindergarten," Mizushima finished the reply, rubbing her aching bottom.
Nagisa starts counting on her fingers, "Since Kindergarten... that makes... wait... computing... rebooting... corrupting... failing... PLEASE INSERT HARD DISK DRIVE."
"Twelve years desu," Tamao says.
Nagisa made an :O WTF face, "Hoshit! You guys are like, a married couple... Except you're both rainbow-inducing queers! What does that make you? Butt-buddies, right?"
Chihaya and Mizushima stare at each other for a moment. They ponder for a bit, probably thinking about child pornography and hookah, which apparently smells like French prostitutes. After thinking about how much AngusNitro41 fails with all his shitty MSPaints and butthurt, they laugh to themselves, totally forgetting Nagisa's fucktarded questions.
Nagisa waves over at them, "So does that make me and Tomato some sort of newlyweds? Butt-buddies right?"
But before they could continue with their AWESOME INTELLECTUAL ANGSTFUL conversation, they were interrupted by someone else.
"With whom is someone butt-buddies with?"
The four girls turn around, totally cut in on from their chat which almost turned into a hot and steamy foursome, and find out that the girl behind them was Shizuma. The three girls, excluding Nagisa bowed to her with respect. Nagisa didn't want to do it because she thinks that's a load of bullshit. But she had to anyway, or else Shizuma will steal her mecha.
Nagisa then looks at her, intensity of a strong-willed Pokayman master burning within her eyes, she then speaks up with the greatest piece of bravery within her voice: "lol wtf r u doin here?"
"If my Nagisa-chan is somewhere, I'll appear anywhere. TRANSLATION: I stalk you." Shizuma answers, walking up to Nagisa. She touches Nagisa by the chin and looks into her eyes.
Once again, Nagisa became all mesmerized and shit. The ginger then thoughts to herself, 'Crap, I'm paralyzed. Tomato better attack soon or I'm done for.'
"I'm sorry, Nagisa. I'm the type of pimp that don't want their hoes running around for anyone else but me... that doesn't really make sense but whatever, I think the author can't think of much right now."
Heroically, Tamao then took out a small device from her pocket and strikes it in front of her, "GAOMON! REALIZE AND SHIT."
Upon saying this, a small blue anthro dog thing with boxing gloves and kawaii animu eyes materialized in front of Tamao. It turns to Tamao and speaks, "011100101100010010011001, boss?"
"We have to go beat some ass!"
The little furry faggot then got into it fighting stance, facing Shizuma--Nagisa still with her. Of course, since a battle had been called, Shizuma takes out a similar device from her pocket, "GO--CHTULHUMON! REALIZE AND WHATNOT."
A huge green thing that looked like a moar intense-brick-shitting-inducing version of Dr. Zoidberg materialized itself in front of the girls. It used PIME TARADOX on one of the BG characters, warping that person to another dimension. I think it was called BBS News.
Tamao sees this and decides to retreat, "You know what? FGSFDS. Gaomon, coem back to your Pokeball."
The little anthro blue dog thing turns to Tamao, "But friendship can conquer anything D:"
"NOT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SHIT AND TERRORISTS IT DOESN'T!" Tamao corrected it.
But then, Shizuma grabbed Nagisa and her firends and told them to STFU. Mizuho and Hitomi were patrolling the halls. You know, doing Internet Police things.
"DivineAngel called today, she said that she needed an E-lawyer," Hitomi says.
"Was this the chick who told me I was VIOLATING ETHNIC STANDERS? HUGE MANTLE ISSUES LOL?" Mizuho asks.
"Yeah, also, Shizuma's gone again. Did you see her anywhere? The ogry's about to begin."
Mizuho nods in disapproval. Meanwhile, Nagisa and her buddies were still with Shizuma, changing their I.P. addresses so that they could become untraceable. Once Mizuho and Hitomi had decided move on, trying to find some E-drama, Shizuma and the other girls finally took a sigh of relief and relaxed.
"G2G Superman some hoes. kthxbye." And with that, Shizuma walked away.
"lolwtf" Tamao says, from confusion.
"Lucky bitch gets to go to orgies..." Chihaya murmurs.
"Don't worry about me, once I stop talking, I'll just become part of the background..." Mizushima adds.
Ignoring the previous speaker Nagisa groans, "I was like-- right next to her twins :D that was awesome. Shit like that should happen every Wednesday. I seriously thought she wanted us to play hide-and-go-anal or something..."
The purple haired chick raises her fists into the air, "THAT'S AN AWESOME IDEA!"
--
"...cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix...!" Nagisa finishes counting, "As a pedo would say to the young'ins, 'I'M COMING!' "
Apparently, they did decide to play hide-and-go-anal--with Nagisa as 'the pitcher' and the others as 'the catchers'. Nagisa then walks up the stairs next to her and opens the trap door at the top, "SPACE INVADERS, BITCH--!!"
She finds herself inside an attic. There were unused furniture covered with sheets and dead bodies taped to the walls.
The ginger then decides to look inside the boxes filled with CP. Underneath the pile, she finds Mizushima indulged in the illegal pornography, "I found you lol!"
"OH LAWDEH, ARE THOSE THE TWINS FROM FULL HOUSE!? D:" Mizushima was still reading the magazines.
She then grabs the sheets off a semi-erotic statue and finds Tamao trying to cop a feel at the statue's oversized ceramic breasts, "TOMATO--!!"
Tamao was still busy groping the statue to notice that she has already been caught, "f you were any smaller, I'd have covered you in hot glue already and posted pictures all over the internet already..."
Chihaya was last, Nagisa found her in the bathroom, "I had to pee... I should be given some sort of two minute excuse to go back to my original hiding spot or something..."
Nagisa shook a finger at her, "It doesn't matter. You've been caught!" The ginger then walks closer to her, "It's time for you to bend over."
"...but I poop from there"
"NOT TODAY YOU DON'T!"
In the end, they all had uber kawaii fun buttsecksing each other.
"Isn't it fun to do something not so ordinary!? AMIRITE GAIZ?" Nagisa asks, enthusiastically. But no one answered her back. Everyone was too butthurt (literally) to respond, "I'm still pitcher next time we play, kay??? ZOMG SO FUN DESU DESU."
--
Inside the council meeting room, the presidents of the three schools just finished their awesome barely legal threesome. Two of the three were a little disappointed since there were no little children involved. The other one was too but she figured she could always go back to her place and have uber hawt loli yuri sex with her loli yuri harem. You see, it's always fun when children are involved. Also, Shizuma wasn't there to bring 'the stuff' so everything had to be forced and old skool, yo.
The ribbon haired commander just sat there, examining what would happen next.
"Black Sword's Station President, Rokujou, is currently explaining why forehead fetishes are not cool... And..." The Gold Hawk Base Director looks to her left, "Right on time--Blue Hawk's H.Q. Chief, Tomouri, distracts Rokujou and asks her about the whereabouts of Shizuma, for it was their responsibility. Where they drive next, lulz will be had..."
She continues on, "Also on time--Another battle drive. Rokujou takes out her Digimanz and dukes it out with Tomouri's Digimanz. Rokujou has herself an old school ExVeemon, but Tomouri seems to own a similar old skool Tyrannomon... and seeing as how data tops vaccine, Rokujou loses and is forced to suck Tomouri's E-penis. LOLOLOL. Of course, not literally. Also, more Jew jokes."
Getting quite bored now, the girl stares at the cat-fight "Everything is on schedule... except for the part where I get to leave... Sexual tension is building up... watching these two... aaaaugh, quit stealing my mind..." the ribbon haired girl then flops down on the desk, "must fight it..."
Without warning, the window then breaks open, Nagisa swung from a rope, gripping it tightly, "I HAVE ARRIVED--!!"
She loses her grip and falls on the floor, glass shards piercing her face. She then brushes herself off and looks around. Everyone was practically in LOLWUT mode.
The Gold Hawk Base Director looks at Nagisa being cunt punted and gang raped by the two other presidents, "We should have something like this every Wednesday. Lolis falling out from the sky whenever necessary."
--
Nagisa's party members stood outside the council meeting room, waiting to see the outcome of the possible punts to the cunt.
"I am starting to think Nagisa might have down syndrome..." Mizushima says, "It's okay though, lots of people here do."
Tamao and Chihaya just basked in the Schadenfreude.
Abruptly, the council door slams open, the Aryan president steps out. She then looks back at Rokujew, "If this continues on, I'm definitely going to throw you in the Jew Oven. All your school's students are fucktards, you know that?" After that statement, she storms off, PMSing somewhere esle, leaving Rokujew quite pissed at that.
Nagisa was still inside, being beat the fuck out by Rokujew, "Please stop D: My kidneys break easily..."
Rokujew grabbed a rusty knife and opened up Nagisa's stomach with it, "If you had any Digiman with you, we could've cleared this up with a quick battle drive, and yell for 30 minutes and get hurt even though we really didn't do anything during the entire battle... but you don't so, I get to tear your face out of your ass."
And so she did. Luckily, Nagisa has what we call 'physical idiosyncrasy', so she was able to like, regenerate and shit...
WAIT WHAT?
Nagisa lay on the floor, all bloody and messed up. The Gold Hawk's president then walks towards her and sits next to her, "Don't worry, this is animu."
The ginger was practically a vegetable.
"I'm the Gold Hawk's Base Director, Chikaru Minamoto," she smiles seeing that there was no response, "Go ahead and blame yourself. You're the reason for everything. AIDS, WTC, HIV, or some other clever acronym, it's all your fault. You're the reason for the Rwanda Genoicide, One-Child Policies, Forced Marriage, and the Holocaust. Bury that deep in your head."
Chikaru walks away, leaving Nagisa in her current guro-fap-material state.
"...Man..." Nagisa thinks to herself. "That was fucked up."
--
Misuzhima and Chihaya waited in the lounge, trolling the interwebs, while Tamao had a small chat with Chikaru.
"Shouldn't it have been Shizuma's fault? I mean, she was the reason the meeting was all shitty and junk..." Tamao said, rather pissed.
"Nope."
"...Since this is FanFiction, will you go out with me...?" Tamao pleaded, "the fans say we're perfect for each other D:"
"Nope. Dude, I don't even know who the fuck you are :D "
Nagisa walks out of the student council room, perfectly fine, "Man, Photoshop can cure anything in this non-existent world. Isn't that right, Tomato?"
Tamao then goes up to her, "Nagisa, it was Shizuma's fault. None of it was yours. Except for the AIDS. That was yours. But the meeting, that was hers."
"WHAAAAT. You there!" Nagisa points to Chikaru, "EXPLAIN THIS FAGGOTRY."
"You see, the council pretty much runs the whole school... we have to work together to make the world a better place through friendship bonds shared between us. But, seeing as how much of a failure this server has become, we are proof that friendship can't conquer shit," Chikaru explains, "Even worse is that the representative of the three schools is a total douche who doesn't like to work. The more reason the server hsa become a shithole for CP and FAIL."
Of course, she kept blabbing on.
"Well, the Black Sword was built first, therefore claiming seme rights, but then Blue Hawk moved in, famous for... something, I forgot... so, with that, the two oppose each other strongly therefore, everytime we have a council orgy, everything has to be angst-ridden sex and gerbils. COMPRENDE?" Chikaru finishes.
"That..." Nagisa starts, "...is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard, right next to Tara Gilesbie's stories."
Chikaru just shrugged and walked off, back to her school where she can have super sexy awesome buttsex with her underaged harem.
Nagisa watched as she left, "I'd still hit it."
--
At night, inside Nagisa and Tamao's sleeping quarters...
"Hey, Nagisa..." Tamao said, quite endearingly.
"STFU, Tomato, I'm trying to sleep."
Nagisa then drifted off to dream land, where she finds herself in a land full of gay unicorns and everything is covered in vanilla ice cream. DOUBLE THE ARTIFACTS--DOUBLE THE FUN. Yay :D
--
"A party? For newcomers?" Nagisa asks, looking quite excited.
They walked towards the forums, looking at the new sticky, which read:
User: Loves2Spooge April 28, Sunday. Posted:
LESBIAAAAAN PARTY VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
P.S.: RAPE IS IMMINENT
Nagisa threw her hands in the air, she was waving them quite wildly like she just don't care, "Woo! Woo! Party Van! I'm part of this party right?"
Tamao laughs at Nagisa's idiocy, "No, you fag. This is for first years. A.K.A. NOT YOU."
" Damn :( "
Chihaya comforts the now saddened ginger, "Don't worry, lolis will be there :D "
" HOORAY :D "
Just then--right on cue--some lolis were walking the hallways, same place where Nagisa and her buddies were. One of them tripped all dramatically and shit and fell on T3H Nagisa.
"Hay there :D," Nagisa says, "How old are you? Like seven right?"
"lol wtf no," The girl then stands up and walks away.
"Hey, Tomato, do you think she has uber hawt buttsecks with her friends over there?" Nagisa asks.
"Excuse me while I think of such actions."
And so, Tamao, Nagisa, Chihaya and Mizushima then began daydreaming about hot loli yuri sex. But then, something ticked inside Nagisa, "Oh crap."
"What?" Tamao asks.
"I have to go talk to Shizuma. Party Van equals buttsecks with lolis, but without that gray haired cunt, the lolis won't attend and I won't be able to have buttsecks with the childrenz."
"OH NOES D:"
--
After an intense Digiman battle with Chikaru, Nagisa and her party won. True to her word, Chikaru gave them the information they need to find Shizuma. Kind of.
"You can't find her."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't."
"Just you wait--with the power of friendship--no wait. Well, I'm like the proton to her electron, so finding her should be fine."
So off Nagisa went, forgetting how much time she wasted on all that bullshit.
--
While everyone was preparing for the welcome party, Nagisa and her ass-pirates went on a search for Shizuma. They searched in every crevice, every nook and cranny...They searched for her in the attic, in the cafeteria, in the broom closet... LOL WHAT. Later on, Nagisa found herself in an empty room. She then ravaged the place looking for Shizuma.
Shizuma was apparently near the tree where she first met Nagisa. She had on a stolen iPod and was currently listening to random shitty emo bands. She was acting cool and shit even though no one was there--but not for long. Out of the blue, Nagisa invaded her space (SPACE INVADERS--!!) and punched the pigment-deprived dyke in the cunt.
"FALCON PUNCH!" Nagisa yelled out.
"You idiot, I don't need an abortion!" Shizuma yelled out, clutching the affected area.
"The lolis are waiting for you dammi--" But before she could finish that sentence, she had looked directly into Shizuma's eyes, therefore paralyzing herself. Again. WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK.
Shizuma saw an opening--figuratively and literally, of course--and then began J-J-JAMMING IN IT. O lawd. But she did go to that party thing. GOOD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL FUCKING CLICHES EVERYWHERE.
--
Meanwhile, at the party, everyone didn't care whether Shizuma was there or not. Heineken bottles were everywhere, Barry White was playing the background, some fat chicks cosplaying Chobits (More like ChoCHUNKS) and of course: RAPE IS IMMINENT. Though, it's not rape when you're asking for it, and during this party, EVERYBODY was asking for it. But, the door suddenly slammed open and Shizuma entered, Nagisa, still paralyzed, being dragged behind. The three Presidents were all like: OH SNAP.
Tamao then grabbed Nagisa and slapped her awake from paralyzation.
"Tomato, I might need a wheelchair..."
"OH U."
Shizuma ran towards the three presidents and totally went HARD GAY on each of them. Chikaru generously accepted having her pooper damaged, Tomouri had to be serprize-buttseckz'd because she was unwilling and Rokujew was euphoric when it was her turn.
After such super sexy awesome procedures, they went on to greet the lolis, welcoming them to the shithole they have landed themselves upon. Among the lolis were the tsundere, the bookfag, and the ass-pie. The lolis were handed ropes with nooses, just in case of angst, and a book which contained everything from the donkey punch to tickle torture. Even Nagisa got those. Much fun was had.
Also, needs maor commentary... SRSLY, you can't tell who's who without the hair.
"Nagisa, you're like borderline Mary Sue. FO REALZ." Rokujew commented on the previous display of shounen heroismismisms, "amirite, guys?"
Her lower executives just shrugged, "i dunno lol." Her workforce consisted of herself, some green (ASDFWRYDAMNJAPANTOKIOTAMARE) haired chick with long, wavy hair for a vice (If she had a mole under her left eye and a headband, then we've got ourselves a Tomie GOREPLZ), and some weird braided ginger loli for a secretary.
"GUESS WHAT TIEM IT IS" Chikaru howled as she pulled out a sack, "IT'S RAEP TIEM!"
"Hooray for delicious flat chests!" She and her staff then began to stuff random lolis in the bags and run back to base to have their own "party" of epic proportions. The Gold Hawk staff consisted of Chikaru, a blue (MOAR? D: ) haired trap as a secretary and a brunette with an awkward looking ponytail for vice. They look like they're all on E or something. This must explain why everyone is so happy in that school :DDDDDD
"Fuck this shit." the Aryan grabbed her personnel by the collar and dragged them along with her. She walked away from the AWESOME LOLI YURI BUTTSECKS ORGY. She couldn't join since she was currently rowing the crimson tide and nobody had a Strawberry Kiss fetish.
"But the lolis..." one of them pleaded. Tomouri's personnel had this dark blue haired trap (BLARGH) with chinky-looking eyes (OH HERRO THERE THIS IS JAPAN) for vice and this other brunette (HOW DO I GOT GROWTH SPURT?) with twin-tails for secretary.
"ELEVENTH GRADERS STILL COUNT AS LOLIS," Tomouri exclaims, "TODAY WE MAKE DUTCH PORN!"
"Not this shit again." c whut i did thar?
In the end, everyone got AIDS.
--
Nagisa is now officially part of the school! What will happen to her then? What are those hand prints on the walls? Who really killed Anna Nicole Smith? Why are there dead bodies underneath the school grounds? Who are the infected? Who are the carriers? Why did I splice the show with shitty weeaboo overtones? Why did YOU FALL FOR MY HIJACK CARD LOL? Is Yaya really pregnant with the anti-christ? Find out next time on a new episode of PRISON BREAK.
