Christmas is here!
Lets see how the exorcists handle it.
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CAROLLING
Allen: But I'm still HUNGRY
Lenalee: It's only one song! Allen-kun!
Allen: but!
Lavi: IM TURNING THE CD ON NOW
Kanda: you know what? I'd better be going now
Lavi: Yuu- Chan!
Kanda: Crap
-Music plays-
Lenalee: On the first day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Lavi:A partridge in a pear tree!
Lenalee: On the second day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Lavi: Two turtle doves,
Saffy:And a partridge in a pear tree!
Lenalee:On the third day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Lavi:Three French hens,
Saffy:Two turtle doves,
Allen:And a partridge in a pear tree!
Lenalee:On the fourth day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Lavi:Four calling birds,
Saffy: Three French hens,
Allen: Two turtle doves,
Scarlet: And a partridge in a pear tree!
Lenalee: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Allen: Five ONION rings!!!!
Scarlet: you got it wrong!
Scary:Four calling birds,
Lavi: Three French hens,
Scarlet: Two turtle doves,
Kanda:And a partridge in a pear tree! I'll kick myself later
Marind: On the sixth day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Cloud: Six geese a-laying,
Easy-up-Chan and Weird Nerd: Five golden rings!!!!
EUC: hey! That was MY line!
Cross: Four calling birds,
Rever:Three French hens,
Kaze: Two turtle doves,
Komui:MY SWEET LENALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Everyone wacks him
Kory: On the seventh day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Lenalee:Seven swans a-swimming,
Cloud:Six geese a-laying,
Lavi: Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
Rever:And a partridge in a pear tree.
Lenale:On the eighth day of Christmas,my true love sent to me
Cross:Eight maids a-milking,
Kaze: Seven swans a-swimming,
Lavi:Six geese a-laying,
Allen: Five golden rings,
Kanda: Four calling birds,
Saffy: Three French hens,
Scarlet: Two turtle doves,
Komui:And a partridge in a pear tree.
Marinda: On the ninth
day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies
dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six
geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three
French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear
tree.
Lavi:On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love
sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight
maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree. –smiles-
Kanda: what so big about that?
Scarlet: you try it.
Kanda: BUT?!
KandaL On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true
love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans
a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four
calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a
partridge in a pear tree. –gasp- your turn. moyashi
Allen: WHAT?
Allen:On
the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve
Bunnies drumming,
Eleven Snipers piping,
Ten Frauds
a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight Cows a-milking,
Seven
swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five ONION rings,
Four
stalking birds,
Three British hens,
Two turtle doves,
And
a partridge in a pear tree!
There!
Everyone stares at him.
Lenalee: Twelve bunnies drumming?!
Lavi: Eleven snipers piping?!
Kanda: Ten frauds a-leaping?!
Saffy: Eight Cows a-Milking?
Kaze: Hmmm. Onion Rings…
Scarlet: Four stalking birds?!
Komui: Three British hens?!
Allen: um. And a partridge in a pear tree?
-----------------------------------Presents!-------------------------------------------------
Lavi: I got Lenalee a dress!
Kory: how do you know her size?
Komui: WHY YOU PEEPING TOM!
Cross: psst! Supervisor! Allen got Lenalee a RING!
Komui: ALLEN YOU OCTOPUS!!!!
Scarlet: what are you getting everyone
Kanda: what I give them every year
Scarlet: which is?
Kanda: A cold shoulder
Scarlet: WHAT?!
Saffy: Marinda! I got you this!
Marinda: whats that?
Saffy: its Hi-tech Pillow and bolster case with a special comforter!
Marinda: ooh… what can it do?
Saffy: it helps you sleep! It glows and the light calms you down!
Marinda: ooo…
Scarlet: oh c'mon! I bet you got me something!!!
Kanda: I did
Scarlet: really?
Kanda: this.
Scarlet: instant ramen?
Kanda: A TROPHY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN COOK!
Scarlet: WHY YOU! A girl gets her period on Christmas day and you do nothing to cheer her up?! HOW MEAN CAN YOU GET?!
Kanda: what the
Kanda suddenly look really small while Scarlet is really big.
Scarlet: DIE!
Kanda: no.. NO HEY! WATCH IT!
Komui: I GOT EVERYONE MINI KOMORINS!!!
Everyone : NO!
All of them start smashing the presents.
Komui: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lenalee: Saffy! Your standing under the mistletoe with Lavi! Do you know what that means?
Saffy: no?
Lavi: that means I get to kiss you!
Saffy-red- : wha? Nooo! Eep!
-xSMOOCHx-
Werid Nerd Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kanda: hey hey. You know what? Komui does not like people messing up his Christmas
Scarlet: SO?!
Suddenly small arrow hits her in the neck
Scarlet: ack! Can't ……..move….
Kanda: what happens. Hehehe. You tried to kill me didn't you.
Scarlet: wha? Wha? NOOOOOO HELP! NOOOOOOOO
Kanda: you know, Nerd Boy is still waiting under the mistletoe…
Scarlet: AHHHHHH
Kanda: nah. Im going to tie you up. That's all.
Scarlet: and then what?!
Kanda: I give you your present.
Scarlet: oh you mean like "company".
Kanda: nothing like that.
Scarlet: huh?!
Kanda: here.
Scarlet: whats that? Its too small for instant ramen…
Kanda: Instant Ramen was totally random
Scarlet: I know. You stole a box of tampons from Lenalee and your going to prank me and I can don anything because I'm tired up.
Kanda: you know? That's a good idea.
Scarlet: then why am I tied up?
Kanda: fine. I'll let you go.
He let her go and pushed her into a corner.
Scarlet: ok. Can I open it now?
Kanda: fine by me.
Scarlet: metal hair ties?
Kanda: I thought I'd get it for you since you NEVER tie your hair.
Scarlet: but why only 2?
Kanda: it was on offer.
Scarlet: you're a cheap-o
Kanda: no way I am one!
Scarlet: ooo. A receipt…
Kanda: what the how'd you get so close…
Scarlet: they were SO not on offer. They cost you $100 EACH! These turns solid when worn? You mean you can only use it once?
Kanda: not really. They UN-solidify when taken off.
Scarlet: ok… but why Gold?!
Kanda: matches your hair.
Scarlet: awwww sweet of you.
Kanda: I was NEVER sweet.
Scarlet: ok. Can I use your bathroom?
Kanda: Whatever.
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GIRL TALK ONLY
EUC: your hair ties look GREAT. Where'd you get them?
Scarlet: huh? I..um…
Saffy: Matches your long black hair. Who gave it to you?
Scarlet muttered something
Saffy: ohhhhh
Lenalee: hmmm…
Scarlet: Nice necklace! Did a special someone give it to you?
Saffy and EUC: yeah yeah. Who gave it to you.
Lenalee: hey! WHAT GIVES! Scarlet didn't tell us!
Scarlet: say yours and I'll say mine!
"Allen-kun" she squeaked " then yours?"
Scarlet: Kanda. And that pervert Lavi gave my sister Hot Red underwear.
Saffy: how did you know!!!
Scarlet: sisters always know.
Saffy: what can we do now?
EUC: listen!
Scarlet: how?
EUC: I put a microphone in the pillow in the guys room.
Saffy: who knows?
EUC: Kanda's Helping. He was more than happy to give us or maybe someone a good laugh
Scarlet turned red instantly
-----------------------------------GUY TALK---------------------------------------------
Lavi: so Allen-kun. What di you get Lenalee?
Allen: none of your business!
Lavi: ok. Then I'll just have to tell Komui that you gave her underwear
Allen: I thought that was what you did.
On the other side of the room, the girls were laughing like crazy
Lavi: We'll play a DARE GAME!
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Next chap will be a dare game.
I wont post for 2 days starting from now.
SO R&R
