Christmas is here!

Lets see how the exorcists handle it.

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CAROLLING

Allen: But I'm still HUNGRY

Lenalee: It's only one song! Allen-kun!

Allen: but!

Lavi: IM TURNING THE CD ON NOW

Kanda: you know what? I'd better be going now

Lavi: Yuu- Chan!

Kanda: Crap

-Music plays-

Lenalee: On the first day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Lavi:A partridge in a pear tree!

Lenalee: On the second day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Lavi: Two turtle doves,

Saffy:And a partridge in a pear tree!

Lenalee:On the third day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Lavi:Three French hens,

Saffy:Two turtle doves,

Allen:And a partridge in a pear tree!

Lenalee:On the fourth day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Lavi:Four calling birds,

Saffy: Three French hens,

Allen: Two turtle doves,

Scarlet: And a partridge in a pear tree!

Lenalee: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Allen: Five ONION rings!!!!

Scarlet: you got it wrong!

Scary:Four calling birds,

Lavi: Three French hens,

Scarlet: Two turtle doves,

Kanda:And a partridge in a pear tree! I'll kick myself later

Marind: On the sixth day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Cloud: Six geese a-laying,

Easy-up-Chan and Weird Nerd: Five golden rings!!!!

EUC: hey! That was MY line!

Cross: Four calling birds,

Rever:Three French hens,

Kaze: Two turtle doves,

Komui:MY SWEET LENALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Everyone wacks him

Kory: On the seventh day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Lenalee:Seven swans a-swimming,

Cloud:Six geese a-laying,

Lavi: Five golden rings!

Four calling birds,

Three French hens,

Two turtle doves,

Rever:And a partridge in a pear tree.

Lenale:On the eighth day of Christmas,my true love sent to me

Cross:Eight maids a-milking,

Kaze: Seven swans a-swimming,

Lavi:Six geese a-laying,

Allen: Five golden rings,

Kanda: Four calling birds,

Saffy: Three French hens,

Scarlet: Two turtle doves,

Komui:And a partridge in a pear tree.

Marinda: On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Lavi:On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree. –smiles-

Kanda: what so big about that?

Scarlet: you try it.

Kanda: BUT?!

KandaL On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree. –gasp- your turn. moyashi

Allen: WHAT?

Allen:On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Bunnies drumming,
Eleven Snipers piping,
Ten Frauds a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight Cows a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five ONION rings,
Four stalking birds,
Three British hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

There!

Everyone stares at him.

Lenalee: Twelve bunnies drumming?!

Lavi: Eleven snipers piping?!

Kanda: Ten frauds a-leaping?!

Saffy: Eight Cows a-Milking?

Kaze: Hmmm. Onion Rings…

Scarlet: Four stalking birds?!

Komui: Three British hens?!

Allen: um. And a partridge in a pear tree?

-----------------------------------Presents!-------------------------------------------------

Lavi: I got Lenalee a dress!

Kory: how do you know her size?

Komui: WHY YOU PEEPING TOM!

Cross: psst! Supervisor! Allen got Lenalee a RING!

Komui: ALLEN YOU OCTOPUS!!!!

Scarlet: what are you getting everyone

Kanda: what I give them every year

Scarlet: which is?

Kanda: A cold shoulder

Scarlet: WHAT?!

Saffy: Marinda! I got you this!

Marinda: whats that?

Saffy: its Hi-tech Pillow and bolster case with a special comforter!

Marinda: ooh… what can it do?

Saffy: it helps you sleep! It glows and the light calms you down!

Marinda: ooo…

Scarlet: oh c'mon! I bet you got me something!!!

Kanda: I did

Scarlet: really?

Kanda: this.

Scarlet: instant ramen?

Kanda: A TROPHY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN COOK!

Scarlet: WHY YOU! A girl gets her period on Christmas day and you do nothing to cheer her up?! HOW MEAN CAN YOU GET?!

Kanda: what the

Kanda suddenly look really small while Scarlet is really big.

Scarlet: DIE!

Kanda: no.. NO HEY! WATCH IT!

Komui: I GOT EVERYONE MINI KOMORINS!!!

Everyone : NO!

All of them start smashing the presents.

Komui: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lenalee: Saffy! Your standing under the mistletoe with Lavi! Do you know what that means?

Saffy: no?

Lavi: that means I get to kiss you!

Saffy-red- : wha? Nooo! Eep!

-xSMOOCHx-

Werid Nerd Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kanda: hey hey. You know what? Komui does not like people messing up his Christmas

Scarlet: SO?!

Suddenly small arrow hits her in the neck

Scarlet: ack! Can't ……..move….

Kanda: what happens. Hehehe. You tried to kill me didn't you.

Scarlet: wha? Wha? NOOOOOO HELP! NOOOOOOOO

Kanda: you know, Nerd Boy is still waiting under the mistletoe…

Scarlet: AHHHHHH

Kanda: nah. Im going to tie you up. That's all.

Scarlet: and then what?!

Kanda: I give you your present.

Scarlet: oh you mean like "company".

Kanda: nothing like that.

Scarlet: huh?!

Kanda: here.

Scarlet: whats that? Its too small for instant ramen…

Kanda: Instant Ramen was totally random

Scarlet: I know. You stole a box of tampons from Lenalee and your going to prank me and I can don anything because I'm tired up.

Kanda: you know? That's a good idea.

Scarlet: then why am I tied up?

Kanda: fine. I'll let you go.

He let her go and pushed her into a corner.

Scarlet: ok. Can I open it now?

Kanda: fine by me.

Scarlet: metal hair ties?

Kanda: I thought I'd get it for you since you NEVER tie your hair.

Scarlet: but why only 2?

Kanda: it was on offer.

Scarlet: you're a cheap-o

Kanda: no way I am one!

Scarlet: ooo. A receipt…

Kanda: what the how'd you get so close…

Scarlet: they were SO not on offer. They cost you $100 EACH! These turns solid when worn? You mean you can only use it once?

Kanda: not really. They UN-solidify when taken off.

Scarlet: ok… but why Gold?!

Kanda: matches your hair.

Scarlet: awwww sweet of you.

Kanda: I was NEVER sweet.

Scarlet: ok. Can I use your bathroom?

Kanda: Whatever.

---------------------------------------Me and the peeps------------------------------------

GIRL TALK ONLY

EUC: your hair ties look GREAT. Where'd you get them?

Scarlet: huh? I..um…

Saffy: Matches your long black hair. Who gave it to you?

Scarlet muttered something

Saffy: ohhhhh

Lenalee: hmmm…

Scarlet: Nice necklace! Did a special someone give it to you?

Saffy and EUC: yeah yeah. Who gave it to you.

Lenalee: hey! WHAT GIVES! Scarlet didn't tell us!

Scarlet: say yours and I'll say mine!

"Allen-kun" she squeaked " then yours?"

Scarlet: Kanda. And that pervert Lavi gave my sister Hot Red underwear.

Saffy: how did you know!!!

Scarlet: sisters always know.

Saffy: what can we do now?

EUC: listen!

Scarlet: how?

EUC: I put a microphone in the pillow in the guys room.

Saffy: who knows?

EUC: Kanda's Helping. He was more than happy to give us or maybe someone a good laugh

Scarlet turned red instantly

-----------------------------------GUY TALK---------------------------------------------

Lavi: so Allen-kun. What di you get Lenalee?

Allen: none of your business!

Lavi: ok. Then I'll just have to tell Komui that you gave her underwear

Allen: I thought that was what you did.

On the other side of the room, the girls were laughing like crazy

Lavi: We'll play a DARE GAME!

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Next chap will be a dare game.

I wont post for 2 days starting from now.

SO R&R