Chapter 3: A Continuation of the Previous Chapter

Mayl went to Lan's house the next day and sneaked up to Lan's room. She wasn't sure if Ms. Hikari would allow her to walk up to his room; the redhead was usually allowed in Lan's room anytime she wanted, but today was different: Lan was wearing a diaper, as Mayl predicted he would. Mayl giggled as she took a few pictures of Lan. Maybe I can photoshop Chaud inside this picture taking care of him and send it to my penpal.

She touched Lan's diaper and found it dry, unfortunately. She walked into the restroom and got a cup of water and poured it in Lan's diaper to make it seem like it was wet. Lan shifted uncomfortably and opened his eyes. The girl gulped and quickly threw the cup under Lan's bed. Lan sat up and looked at Mayl. "Oh hey, Mayl. What are you doing here?"

Mayl giggled, "No reason in particular."

Lan raised an eyebrow at her giggling. His childhood friend seemed a bit mischievous. Lan looked down and screamed. The door was kicked opened as Ms. Hikari ran in, her maternal instincts giving her speed as she's never imagined possessing. "Mayl! Did you put this diaper on me? I told you I don't need it damnit!"

Ms. Hikari answered, "Lan, I put it on you. I did not want to clean your sheets."

Mayl giggled, "And it looks like you did need to use a diaper."

The three saw a liquid dripping down his legs. Lan growled, got up, got extra clothes and ran in the bathroom. Ms. Hikari sighed, "Thank goodness I put it on him last night."

When Ms Hikari left the room, Mayl walked up to Lan's curtains and ripped it off. "Jeez, I can't believe he bought curtains a few months ago. Now I can peak on him again."

She hid the curtains under Lan's bed and decided to leave. Nothing in the room would interest her anymore. Lan walked out of the bathroom blushing, glad that Mayl had left and that his mother wasn't forcing him in another diaper. Lan grunted as he was walking to Higsby's shop. "I can't believe the morning I had. That was horrible."

He didn't notice that there were criminals running around breaking into shops and shooting people. Megaman, not listening to Lan, said, "Lan you have an email. It's telling civilians to please be cautious. Yesterday, a Powerful Lock Program That You Should Not Steal Program was stolen from the Judge Tree which was used to lock a lot of prisoners in their cell. Being stolen, the cells opened and lots of prisoners were freed."

Lan grunted, "Doesn't matter. We'll probably run into them soon. These kind of things usually happen to us without us asking anyways. It's like whoever's controlling my life has a knack for attracting me to trouble, which makes me wonder, WHY ME? I've been a good boy! Yet I've always gotten coals during Christmas and this person controlling my destiny keeps bringing me trouble! What the heck did I do to them? Sure I've thrown staplers at Ms. Mari and broke her desk and chair and locked her in the teacher's room, but every student said I'm a saint for doing those things without her knowing! I stole Dex's collection of sugar sweets, but everyone knows he needs to go on a diet! I've been nothing but a good kid damnit!"

Lan looked at the request BBS. "Sweet! This is the last mission we have! It's from a scientist who wants to meet us in the basement of Yai's mansion! Let's finish it quickly so we can beat Protoman FZ and rub it in Chaud's face!"

Lan dashed to Yai's house and ran in, for some reason, not needing a key or to go through security to enter her house. Seriously, a burglar could've entered her house no problem and taken a whole bunch of stuff out of her house without her noticing. Not that it mattered though, if someone stole her stuff, she would simply, for some reason, ask Lan for help, and he would help her. It's not like he had homework or anything.

Anyways, Lan ran down to Yai's basement and met a scientist. The scientist gave a suspicious laugh. "Hello. Heh heh. You must be Lan Hikari. Heh heh. I need you to go around the net and gather me some bomb battle chips. I've been uhhh making lemons heh heh and wanting to make them taste like the bomb so I need these battle chips. The chips I need are mini bomb, energy bomb, mega energy bomb, black bomb, and bug bomb. Please get them for me. Heh heh."

Lan nodded and skipped back to Higsby's shop. "The easiest way to get battle chips is through Higsby. Hey Higsby, would you happen to have energy bomb, mega energy bomb, black bomb and bug bomb? I need five bomb battle chips and I already got mini bomb from you that you gave to me since they were so useless. You're an ass."

Higsby, still cutting himself with a long sword battlechip, replied, "Oh great. It's you. You should know that I only sell battle chips that you yourself have. If you don't have them, then I don't have them, idiot."

"What kind of shop is this then! You're so useless you damn nerd! Seriously, and you call yourself a collector. What about the millions of battle chips in the back! And how do you get battle chips when I get them huh?"

Higsby gulped, "The back, the back doesn't have any battle chips that you need."

"Oh really?"

Lan stomped to the back of the room and flung boxes in many different directions. Higsby ran to the back and screamed, "Stop it Lan! I'm telling you! You have to go get the battechips before I can sell it to-"

"Found it. Damn asshole."

Lan skated back to the weird doctor and gave him the battle chips. "Awesome, thanks for your hard work. Now I just need to take these battle chips and insert them into this machine. Heh heh. Anyways, you don't need to know what I need these chips to do. So here's your reward, a meteor battlechip. Thank you for your hard work. Heh heh."

Lan took the battle chip. "Yea yea, whatever weird doctor. Time for me to go and battle Protoman."

He skated to Chaud at school. "Alright you coward, I finished all the missions you told me to. It's time to netbattle with your so called strongest Net Navi."

Chaud looked at his PET. "Umm, according to my data, you didn't finish all your missions yet."

Lan looked at Chaud... "What? I DID! QUIT TRYING TO SNEAK OUT OF THIS YOU COWARD!"

The two of them walked over to Higsby's shop and found that Lan had indeed not finished all his missions. "Wha- What? I WAS SURE I FINISHED ALL THESE MISSIONS!"

A huge explosion could be heard nearby. Chaud looked outside, "What was that?"

Lan screamed, "It was just my patience being obliterated! I know I finished all the missions, but someone came and added more missions a few moments ago!"

"No, it was Yai's house exploding. We should probably go and check it out."

"Screw you, you do it yourself. I'm going to finish all these missions and battle you at your best."

"Don't you think there are more important things at hand? Like making sure your bald headed midget is safe?"

"No," Lan quickly yelled and looked back at the BBS. Lan skated to SciLab. "This next mission is at SciLab. Whoever this asshole is, I'm going to tell dad to fire him. How dare he mess with my destiny to be the very best."

Lan kicked down the door to the room where the person who gave him the request was. "You! I can't believe that you gave me a mission!"

Dr. Hikari turned around, "Thank you Lan for accepting my request."

Lan yelled, "You stupid old fool! You could've just asked me in person to fulfill your damn request! But NOOOO! You took the indirect route of asking me through the BBS which ruined my chances of battling Protoman FZ!"

"But Lan, there's no way I could've gotten in touch with you. You may have accepted my BBS request, but you didn't accept my friend request on Facebook."

Lan gulped and stuttered awkwardly, "I err... I haven't been on facebook for too long. I've been busy here and there."

"But I see you giving Mayl sexual comments and stuff on her wall. You delete them afterwards but not soon enough for me to not see. Plus you realize she gets an email message telling her what you've posted right? I don't approve Lan. Your future could be at risk because of this."

"Are you facebook stalking me! You hentai! Pervert! Incest! Pedophile!"

"Lan calm down."

"I won't calm down! You brought me here so you could rape me huh?"

Dr. Hikari widened his eyes, "No! I brought you here so I could rape... never mind. I just need you to go home and take some naked pictures of your mom for me. I'll also need a Roll SP battlechip. Lastly I need you to go to Higsby, and he has a special package for me."

"I knew it! You're trying to rape me with your eyes! You want me to be naked and take pictures of mom?"

"NO! I told you to take pictures of your mom naked! You keep your damn clothes on!"

"What's wrong with naked pictures of me huh? You don't love your own son? I see how it is!"

"Just shut up and get me the damn pictures will you?"

Lan bolted out the door and ran back home. "Hey mom! Can I take some pictures of you naked?"

Mrs. Hikari looked at Lan and raised an eyebrow, "I'm sorry honey. I know your father sexually frustrates me since he's never home, but that doesn't mean you should take advantage of it. I accepted your friend request on Facebook, but that's all we'll ever me. Facebook friends."

Lan yelled, "Damnit! Oh wait, you have pictures of yourself naked on Facebook. I could always take those!"

Mrs. Hikari widened her eyes, "Not if I delete them first!"

And so the two started barging up to Lan's room pushing and shoving each other. Mrs. Hikari got to the computer first, but Lan grabbed his curtain rod and smacked it over the back of her head, rendering her unconscious. Lan smiled, "Awesome, now time to strip her naked and take pictures. I guess I'll also take the pictures on facebok too."

Once done, Lan went to Higsby. "Hey nerd, I need a Roll SP battlechip and that package that my dad wants."

Higsby's eyes shined, shined so much that for the first time, Lan saw Higsby's eyes through the glasses. "It's time."

He handed Lan the things he requested without hesitation. Lan raised an eyebrow, took the stuff and backed away from the crazy person. While going back to SciLab, Megaman said, "Did you notice something different about Higsby? He stopped cutting himself."

Lan nodded, "There's something strange going on here."

When Lan reached Dr. Hikari, he handed the stuff over, "Here you go sicko."

Dr. Hikari smiled and his eyes disappeared behind his glasses, giving the face of a suspicious doctor who looks like a pedophile. "Thank you Lan. Now all my sexual needs will finally disappear."

"I knew it! You're going to rape me huh! You better give me a star even if I don't let you touch me you sick shounen ai asshole!"

Dr. Hikari's eyes were visible again, "No! I don't want to rape you you sick twisted kid!"

Megaman raised an eyebrow, "Isn't it more logical that Dr. Hikari and Mr. Higsby are going to jack off to your mom's pictures?"

Dr. Hikari yelled, "No! It's not like that either! I'm only trying to develop a netnavi for your mom!"

"That's it," Lan growled, "What's in the box?"

He grabbed kicked Dr. Hikari in the balls and took the box. Dr. Hikari fell over in pain, "Lan! You've destroyed any hope of getting a younger sibling!"

Lan opened the box to find a bunch of condoms... "... what the hell is this?"

"Alright fine. Let me tell you the truth. I was going to make a netnavi clone of your mother and bring her out into the real world. I wanted to do all sort of new sexual experiments on your mother such as new positions and situations, but with your mother, the possibilities were limited. However, with this clone, I will be able to program her to do anything I want! I'm a researcher Lan. I enter uncharted territories. Mr. Higsby was going to be my assistant. You see, I needed someone so desperate for a woman, someone as needy and pathetic and hopeless like a 50 year old virgin. The only person I could think of was Mr. Higsby. I would ask Mr. Masa but he smells like fish and I'm not into bestiality. So Higsby was the only one left. Are you satisfied with the truth Lan?"

"I don't care. Can I just get my star and fight Protoman FZ already?"

"You're dismissed boy."

As Lan skated away from Scilab, he smiled ominously, "Now, I shall direct all my rage to defeating Chaud and Protoman FZ."

Lightning shot down from the skies, hitting the antennas on Scilab, darkening Lan's face. Megaman gulped, "This cannot be a good sign."

In the distance, one could hear the deranged voice of Dr. Hikari yelling, "It's alive! It's alive! Mwahahahaha!"

Following that were screams of relieved frustration... you know what I mean.

Finally Lan reached the classroom. "Alright Chaud! Nowhere to run! It's you and me now!"

Chaud sat on the teacher's chair sipping coffee, "And 30 new missions."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After a long silence, "...What?"

"There are 38 more new missions for you to complete before you can battle me."

Lan flung a chair across Chaud's face. "Screw you! I quit! This is not worth it! I'm better than you and I know it and that's all that matters!"

Chaud slowly climbed back onto the table, holding his bleeding nose, "That's what every loser and dreamer says."

Lan kicked open the door and left the room. Before the door closed, any student and teacher passing by could see a hailstorm of chairs in the room. Everything was in chaos. Blood dripped in 9/10ths of the room.

Lan stomped home, "I quit. No more missions. Time to move on with my life. Good day!"

Unbeknownst to Lan, an asteroid was coming to earth, a familiar asteroid that would force him to do the missions once more.

A/N: Yea... this fanfic might be changed to an M rated fanfic soon. MORE IMPORTANTLY, FROM NOW ON, I will accept missions/dares for anyone and everyone you guys want. It will not be limited to just Lan anymore, just like I promised, =D. Hope you liked it. REVIEW!