Charliie: Hey! I talk to you from where I am sitting between Axel and Larxene, the most battered of Org XIII at the moment! Although, I am pretty bruised as well... Well, moving on, here comes Question Numero 1.

To Demyx: Why did you choose the mullet of all hair styles?

Demyx: -runs hand through hair- Excuse me, are you saying my hair style is not absolutely sexy?

Roxas: ...Did you just say that?

Demyx: At least my hair's better than yours, fan-boy.

Roxas: OH, FOR GOD'S...

Demyx: Somebody restrain him!

Axel: C'mon, Roxas, leave it... fan-boy.

Roxas: Axel!

Demyx: In answer to the question, I chose my style because it seperates my hair from the others'.

Vexen: -sighs- Your hair is the the same colour as Roxas'.

Xigbar: He's gotcha there.

Demyx: ...

To Xigbar: How did you lose your eye?

Xigbar: Oh, not this again...

Xaldin: He annoyed me beyond belief so I pried his eye out with one of my lancers.

Xigbar: You love saying that, don't you?

Xaldin: Maybe.

Zexy: Xaldin, you shouldn't tease him about such a thing.

Lexaues: Yeah, I agree.

Larxene: Lexaeus, you're like a sheep, you only talk when Zexion does.

Lexaeus: ...

To Xemnas: Why only 13 members?

Xemnas: We thought thirteen was an appropriate number of members for our plans for Sora.

Vexen: Oh, yeah, that's his name!

Saix: Thirteen is an unlucky number. I always thought that said something about the fact that the person who we spent our time plotting against killed us in the end.

Charliie: -snorts- No, I think the word 'GUTTED!' would say something about that.

To All: Which of the organization members are elves?

Roxas: ...Come again?

Axel: Saix has unnaturally pointy ears.

Larxene: Does that count?

Saix: I'll have you know I am NOT an elf.

Demyx: Sure about that, Elfy?

Marly: Another nickname has cropped up; now we have Fan-boy and Elfy.

Axel: You could be Pinky, Marluxia.

Marluxia: Axel, I think you would suit, just simply: Conceited.

Axel:O - jaw drops-

To Larxene: Why are you the only female in the organisation?

Larxene: People ask me that a lot. I said earlier that you have to be evil enough to join the organisation and...

Axel: She's the biggest bitch this side of Twilight Town.

Roxas: There's your nickname, Larxene: Bitch.

Larxene: :O -jaws drops-

To Marly: Why do you like to look like a girl?

Marly: ...

Xigbar: C'mon, Pinky, you gotta answer.

Marly: I like to think of myself looking like a woman, not a girl.

Charliie and rest of Org XIII: ...Serious?

To All: If any of you were songs, what would you be?

Demyx: Conceited would be something like 'I'm Too Sexy For Myself' or whatever it is that song's called.

Axel: Mullet-man here would be some weird unpopular Sitar music or some crap along those lines.

Larxene: I think I'd be 'Control Myself' by LL Cool J & Jennifer Lopez.

Xigbar: Kinda suits you, doesn't it, Bitch?

Xaldin: Come now, Mr. One-eyed Pirate, shouldn't you be choosing 'A Pirate's Life For Me'?

Roxas: Hey, Luxord, you've barely said anything at all, what nickname could we give you?

Luxord: Oh, Lord help me...

Axel: The Lord can't help you now, MyOnlyPowerIsGambling, you're in Organisation XIII!

Larxene: Hey, who hasn't got a new name yet?

Roxas: Zexion, Lexaeus, Xaldin, Vexen and Xemnas.

Luxord: Oh, I think Saix has got to be Scar-face more than Elfy.

Lexaeus: I think maybe 'Emo-Dreamo' for Zexion.

Zexy: Thanks, mate.

Lexaeus: Oh, your welcome! Although I can't help but feel as though the same fate is coming to get me as well...

Demyx: How about 'Weird-Arse' for Lexaeus? Simple, effective.

Axel: I agree with Demyx.

Roxas: ...Bloody hell...

Larxene: I think the one name that suits Vexen is something like 'Hairbrush-Singer'.

Axel, Roxas and Demyx: -burst out laughing-

Vexen: Still haven't let that go, have you, Larxene?

Larxene: It's an image I'll never forget.

Axel: Xemnas should be something like Loaded. He always gives me money for hair gel.

Xigbar: I've got one for Xaldin - Wind-passer.

Charliie and all of Org XIII excluding Xaldin: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

To All: Where's Waldo?

-silence-

Axel: ...Waldo?

Demyx: Under the bridge!

Roxas: Behind the car!

Larxene: Geez, are you all blind, he's obviously in that crowd of people!

Vexen: I thought I saw him over there...

Marly: No way, the other direction...

Luxord: Logically, he should be this way...

Charliie: Personally I'm going to end this chapter now. Oh, hey, I found Waldo!