Charliie: Hey! I talk to you from where I am sitting between Axel and Larxene, the most battered of Org XIII at the moment! Although, I am pretty bruised as well... Well, moving on, here comes Question Numero 1.
To Demyx: Why did you choose the mullet of all hair styles?
Demyx: -runs hand through hair- Excuse me, are you saying my hair style is not absolutely sexy?
Roxas: ...Did you just say that?
Demyx: At least my hair's better than yours, fan-boy.
Roxas: OH, FOR GOD'S...
Demyx: Somebody restrain him!
Axel: C'mon, Roxas, leave it... fan-boy.
Roxas: Axel!
Demyx: In answer to the question, I chose my style because it seperates my hair from the others'.
Vexen: -sighs- Your hair is the the same colour as Roxas'.
Xigbar: He's gotcha there.
Demyx: ...
To Xigbar: How did you lose your eye?
Xigbar: Oh, not this again...
Xaldin: He annoyed me beyond belief so I pried his eye out with one of my lancers.
Xigbar: You love saying that, don't you?
Xaldin: Maybe.
Zexy: Xaldin, you shouldn't tease him about such a thing.
Lexaues: Yeah, I agree.
Larxene: Lexaeus, you're like a sheep, you only talk when Zexion does.
Lexaeus: ...
To Xemnas: Why only 13 members?
Xemnas: We thought thirteen was an appropriate number of members for our plans for Sora.
Vexen: Oh, yeah, that's his name!
Saix: Thirteen is an unlucky number. I always thought that said something about the fact that the person who we spent our time plotting against killed us in the end.
Charliie: -snorts- No, I think the word 'GUTTED!' would say something about that.
To All: Which of the organization members are elves?
Roxas: ...Come again?
Axel: Saix has unnaturally pointy ears.
Larxene: Does that count?
Saix: I'll have you know I am NOT an elf.
Demyx: Sure about that, Elfy?
Marly: Another nickname has cropped up; now we have Fan-boy and Elfy.
Axel: You could be Pinky, Marluxia.
Marluxia: Axel, I think you would suit, just simply: Conceited.
Axel:O - jaw drops-
To Larxene: Why are you the only female in the organisation?
Larxene: People ask me that a lot. I said earlier that you have to be evil enough to join the organisation and...
Axel: She's the biggest bitch this side of Twilight Town.
Roxas: There's your nickname, Larxene: Bitch.
Larxene: :O -jaws drops-
To Marly: Why do you like to look like a girl?
Marly: ...
Xigbar: C'mon, Pinky, you gotta answer.
Marly: I like to think of myself looking like a woman, not a girl.
Charliie and rest of Org XIII: ...Serious?
To All: If any of you were songs, what would you be?
Demyx: Conceited would be something like 'I'm Too Sexy For Myself' or whatever it is that song's called.
Axel: Mullet-man here would be some weird unpopular Sitar music or some crap along those lines.
Larxene: I think I'd be 'Control Myself' by LL Cool J & Jennifer Lopez.
Xigbar: Kinda suits you, doesn't it, Bitch?
Xaldin: Come now, Mr. One-eyed Pirate, shouldn't you be choosing 'A Pirate's Life For Me'?
Roxas: Hey, Luxord, you've barely said anything at all, what nickname could we give you?
Luxord: Oh, Lord help me...
Axel: The Lord can't help you now, MyOnlyPowerIsGambling, you're in Organisation XIII!
Larxene: Hey, who hasn't got a new name yet?
Roxas: Zexion, Lexaeus, Xaldin, Vexen and Xemnas.
Luxord: Oh, I think Saix has got to be Scar-face more than Elfy.
Lexaeus: I think maybe 'Emo-Dreamo' for Zexion.
Zexy: Thanks, mate.
Lexaeus: Oh, your welcome! Although I can't help but feel as though the same fate is coming to get me as well...
Demyx: How about 'Weird-Arse' for Lexaeus? Simple, effective.
Axel: I agree with Demyx.
Roxas: ...Bloody hell...
Larxene: I think the one name that suits Vexen is something like 'Hairbrush-Singer'.
Axel, Roxas and Demyx: -burst out laughing-
Vexen: Still haven't let that go, have you, Larxene?
Larxene: It's an image I'll never forget.
Axel: Xemnas should be something like Loaded. He always gives me money for hair gel.
Xigbar: I've got one for Xaldin - Wind-passer.
Charliie and all of Org XIII excluding Xaldin: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
To All: Where's Waldo?
-silence-
Axel: ...Waldo?
Demyx: Under the bridge!
Roxas: Behind the car!
Larxene: Geez, are you all blind, he's obviously in that crowd of people!
Vexen: I thought I saw him over there...
Marly: No way, the other direction...
Luxord: Logically, he should be this way...
Charliie: Personally I'm going to end this chapter now. Oh, hey, I found Waldo!
