Chappy 3: Zero's Weight and Ciel's Blondeness...

It was just another beautiful day outside. The sun was shinning, there were no clouds in the sky...

and a large black hole ripped into the sky. I twriled around as Lan Hikari glanced up. He squinted his eyes very closely, thinking that what he was seeing was a trick of the light or something else entirely. His brown hair fell down behind him as he saw a shadow grow fast underneath his feet.

Running and kicking up speed, he hurried to outrun the strange shadow, but unfortuanly...

SQUISH!

"OWWWWWWWWW!" yelled Lan and he heard some of his bones crack from the strain. Help! An alien from outside space has landed on me...!

Hey! An alien! Maybe I can sell it on Zahoo and get mega bucks from it!

But first I have to get my stupid legs moving! CRAP!

"Lan? Lan, are you okay?" questioned his NetNavi MegaMan.EXE. "I can tell that you got hit by something due to our HeartLink with one another..."

"Can tell! HELLLOO! It's only quite obvious! I was yelling my head off!"

Rolling around, Lan expected to see some sort of slug, or even a meator (Godd forgive another meator shower...), but not a piece of hair!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled. Rolling around in the dirt, he managed to get off from the two women. He glanced down to see both of them moving around, like they were twtiching. Staring at them, he grabbed a stick from near-by and poked them. "Hello? Mrs. Aliens?"

At that, the blonde one opened her eyes. "Ohh... Zero-" (Crap! That's no gal! That other person is a guy! Oppsss... I thought aliens were genderless...)
(Very funny Lan...)
(Stupid HeartLink enabling you to hear my thoughts...)
(What Lan?)
(NOTHING Hub.)
(Now I KNOW you did that on purpose...)

"I am SOO sorry!... Zero... where are we?"

Lan took advantage of the strange girl's confusion of where she was. He opened his mouth and started to talk really, really fast.

"Hi! My name is Lan and are you an alien? Where do you come from? Where are you going? Are you an evil alien? Is the look of being human only a diguise? Are you gonna take over the world? Aliens who take over the world are evil you know. Why do you have a helmet on your head? Is it to cover up the fact that you need an air supply to breath? What planet do you come from? Is it pretty? Is it war-like? How did you find Earth? Do you come in peace? Are you scouts? Is it true that inter-planetary flights are too high tech for us?"

They both stared at him with complete blanklessness. They just stood there with their mouths hanging... (well. The blonde one that is. The other was just standing there.) Lan started to feel kinda stupid, but he ignored that and just stood there smiling. Like an idiot.

He stopped.

The blonde that fell down on him earlier finally moved her mouth to a close. She blinked, then looked at the...

Lan shivered. WHAT person wore THAT type of clothes?

Quickly, he looked up to see them again and stared at them. The blonde one kept on talking to (Zero?), picking him up from the ground, dusting off some grass and other pieces of dirt that fell ontop of him.

"ZERO!" she yelled, hugging him. "We are lost!"

Lan raised his voice. "How lost can you guys be? You are only in ACDC Town... which is in Electopia! I thought aliens had starmaps!"

They both glared at him. Sheeplishl;y looking, he quickly turned around and was about to leave.

"Great," he heard Zero mutter. "We are in a place inside of Neo Acardia, with some stupid children everywhere..."

MegaMan carried his voice over the PET. "Umm.. What is Neo Acardia...?"

Ciel jumped up. "Whadda mean 'What is Neo Acardia?' ? Oh my godd! Zero! We.. we are..."

Lan heard a large voice from behind him.

"LATE FOR BEING MY SUSBSITUTES!"

Fehize: ""
"I don't own MegaMan BattleNetwok either."