A/N: You made it past 385 words. Congrats. You have 976 in this chapter, 292 of which are in song. The musical portion is under way! HOORAY! Help, I can't stop rhyming! Must be because of the timing. I write these after the fic. My rhyming thing must stick. Okay, I'm done. Read my story or I'll show GIR Nyan cat and put him in the same room as you. I'll do the same if you don't review. Danm, I'm rhyming again.
(Dib is on his bed in his room. He just woke up)
Dib: Earth is such a beautiful place. Now, to save the human race!
(Gaz opens Dib's door. Gaz is holding a game slave.)
Gaz: You're so lame. Now shut up, I'm trying to play a game.
Dib: Wait, did you just rhyme?
Gaz: (Dib impression) Duuuhh, I'm Dib. Did you just rhyme? (Stops impression) You get dumber every time.
Dib: Hey, you did it once more. And your impression of me is poor. Oh no, now I'm doing it too! Gaz, what should I do?
Gaz: just be quiet and leave me alone. (Closes Dib's door and leaves)
Dib: (Crosses arms offendedly) there was no need for that kind of tone. Wait, this whole rhyming thing, I think it was made by Zim. Whenever evil things happen it's always because of him! So I'll stop that alien, that's what I'll do! Then I'll-
Gaz: (angrily from the other room) Shut up or I'll kill you!
(Dib looks at the wall were Gaz's voice came from kind of scared.)
(Zim is in his voot cruiser in space. His ship is in front of a decently bigger ship) (Zim starts a communication line between the two ships, so the aliens' faces are displayed on the window)
Alien 2: Who the hell are you?
Zim: I am Invader Zim, from the planet Irk, and even though your little rhyming joke may make you smirk, Zim does not find it amusing. So make it stop, or to Zim you will be losing!
Alien 2: (to Alien 1) Do all irken's speak like that? I thought they spoke normally.
Alien 1: (to Alien 2) I bet the thingymajig made him talk like that. I mean, going in and out of third person. Who in their right mind would do that?
Zim: (Yells) Silence!
GIR: (Screams happily) I made a turkey! (Holds up turkey)
Zim: (Ignores GIR and turkey) You're the reason my words are quirky! I'm subjected to stupid human rhyming, and there is no silver lining!
Alien 1: Hey…um… Zim, you suck.
Alien 2: (looks at alien 1) Really?
Zim: (angry) How dare you insult Zim! Now your future looks grim!
GIR: Are they gonna exploooode?
Zim: Yes, with the power of my squids and one toad!
(Zim pressed a button, showing the squid canon. One toad was dead and floating at the top of the water filled canon.)
Alien 1: (Sarcastic) Oh wow, I'm threatened now!
Alien 2: Hey, you just rhymed.
Alien 1: Cool.
Zim: Rhyming isn't 'cool' you ignorant dunce! Now Zim commands you to make this stop at once!
Alien 1: Hmmmmm (Rubs chin thoughtfully). How about… No.
Alien 2: Danm Daniel, back at it again with the great insults.
Zim: How dare you say so! That's a mighty Irken invader you're talking to! You're going to get squided, times two!
(Zim presses another button twice, firing two squids at the aliens' ship.) (The aliens laugh at Zim pathetic attempt to attack them) (Zim fires more squids and a toad)
Alien 1: (through laughter) You really suck, Zim.
Alien 2: Hey, let's see what this second button does. It says hold down on it to use.
Alien 1: Okay then! (Presses the purple button on a remote.)
(The blue wave coming from the laser started having purple rings around it. A purple ring hit Zim's ship)
GIR: (Plays stock public domain music)
Zim: (Sung angrily in time with the stock public domain music) Who are you men?
What sort of devils are thee?
To have me caught in a trap
And not let me free?
This is the planet,
which I am to invade
But that fact you taken for granted
so the rhyme card was played
All it would take
is a press of the remote
You can make it stop,
But instead you make Zim sing a note!
Alien 2: (Still pressing the button) Should we stop?
Alien 1: (Smiling) No, this is too good to stop.
Zim: Damned if I'll live a life of rhyme!
Damned if I stop presenting my case!
I am Zim and Zim is not mocked!
I'll kill you and you're entire race!
I command you to end this strife!
Do you choose making me rhyme, or your life?
GIR: (sung) But a potato can't sing,
And neither can this thing. (holds up alligator)
It's their right to sing as well!
(A third alien walks bye and hears/sees the screen with Zim and GIR)
Alien 3: What the actual hell?
Zim: (sung) Can't you see what I have to deal with!
And your rhyming thing makes it worse!
Stop your terrible menicing
Or you'll end up in a herse!
Alien 3: Why are they singing?
Alien 1: Reasons, now shush.
Zim: (Sung) I will summon the tallest here
The armada will come!
You should be boiling with fear
Because you will soon be inside a sun!
GIR: (Sung) ooooOOOOooo that sounds like fun!
Can I invite a dolphin? Can I bring my cheese?
Can I go to the party on the sun master?
Please please please please please!
Zim: (Stares at GIR.)
(The purple button springs up and the purple circles stopped circling the laser)
Alien 3: What the hell did you to do to that puny Irken and his weird looking SIR unit?
Alien 2: They're being forced to rhyme.
Alien 1: We're trying out the thingymajig.
Alien 3: Oh. Okay. I need help with the thing though.
Alien 1: oh, yeah. Bye Zim, it was fun listening to you make a fool of yourself.
Alien 2: Bye. (Presses a button)
(A big donkey head on a stick came out of the ship and knocked Zim's ship back into earth's atmosphere.
Zim: (yells at aliens as his ship falls and the communication fails) NO! You will pay for this, you know!
A/N: In Doc manager, because I'm not writing out 'Invader Zim the Musical' every chapter, these capters are called IZM *insert chapter number*. IZM is an anagram for ZIM. It was meant to be. Zim's song was somewhat inspired by Les Miserables' song, Javert's Suicide. You don't have to read it in that beat, but I did. Except for the GIR part. How do you like my fanfiction so far? Please review so I can know. Please review. I'm so lonely.
