Chapter Three: Bloody perverts
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And just as if suddenly released from a spell, they all reacted. All of the guys suffered different degrees of nosebleeds except for Kuwabara. He snatched his t-shirt off and ran over and pulled it down over the woman.
"That's better." Kuwabara straightened back up and shot a glare at the other males, which drew everyones attention to them as well. The sight was unexpected and sent the girls into a fit of giggles.
Yusuke had a big goofy grin on his face as a small trickle of blood came out of his nose.
Hiei had blood coming out of both nostrils and hid the lower half of his face in his scarf and tried to play it off as if nothing happened.
Kurama had fallen on his butt when the blood shot out of his nose. He covered his nose and looked away blushing.
Koenma was sprawled out two feet behind where he was, passed out. Everyone burst out laughing seeing him.
Wiping the tears from her eyes, "Wow! What a bunch of perverts!" The new girl said, still giggling.
"Yeah. Who knew even Kurama and Hiei were such big perverts?" Laughed Shizuru.
"HAHAHA! This is perfect!" Yusuke walked over and pushed Koenma in his side with his foot.
Koenma bolted upright, eyes wide. He looked up at Yusuke, still in shock.
"I never would've thought you had in it in you. Koenma, you naughty boy." Yusuke gave him a knowing grin.
Koenma's face turned red and he looked at the mysterious woman. Shaking his head, he stands and brushes himself off. "I don't know what you're talking about Yusuke." He says with a straight face. Everyone started laughing again.
"Hn. Foolish perverts." Hiei says with his face still covered. They laugh louder.
"HEY! I'm not a pervert! I'm a gentleman with an honor code!" Kuwabara yells pointing at Hiei.
Yukina walks up to Kuwabara and pats his arm and smiles at him. He smiles back and she turns to the woman. "Hi, I'm Yukina. It's nice to meet you." Yukina sticks her hand out.
"I'm Ren. Nice to meet you too, Yukina." Ren smiles as she gently shakes hands with the green haired maiden.
"This here is Kuwabara." Yukina begins introducing everyone.
Kuwabara nods his head and smiles.
"The boy with his black hair slicked back is Yusuke."
"Hey." Yusuke winks at her.
Pointing to the boy with red hair and green eyes, "That's Kurama."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Ren." He's still blushing.
"The one with the pacifier is Prince Koenma."
Koenma yanks the pacifier out of his mouth and tries to hide it. "Nice to meet you, Ren." He smiles and tries to act cool.
"And th-"
"No need to introduce me." Instantly, Hiei is standing in front of Ren. "Hiei." His hands are in his pocket and smirks.
"I'm Shizuru, Kazuma's big sis." Not seeming fased, she lights another cigarette.
"Hello! I'm Botan." She bounces up to Ren. "Oh I'm so glad we have another girl in the group." Everyone sweatdrops at her choice of words.
"Where's that crazy old hag Genkai?" Yusuke comes closer.
"Hey! Knuckleheads!" They all look towards the voice and see master Genkai a good distance away. "If you're not back at the temple by sun down, then I will not let you in." With that she took off running and was gone from sight.
They all blanched. Botan checked the sky then her watch. "Alrigth everyone, thirty minutes to get there. Let's go."
Everyone started walking in the direction Genkai went. They were mostly quiet except for Yusuke and Kuwabara, who were laughing at making fun of Koenma.
Smacking his face, "You guys are never going to let this go are you?" Koenma muttered.
"Damn right!" Yusuke laughed louder.
Botan, Shizuru, and Yukina were leading the pack, followed by Koenma trapped between Yusuke and Kuwabara. Ren brought up the rear, flanked by Kurama and Hiei. Soon Ren is lost in her thoughts and trips over a small root sticking out of the ground. She braces herself for the fall, but an two arms caught her instead. She looked and saw both boys had stuck an arm out. Straightening up, she thanked them and continued walking. Kurama and Hiei had a stare down.
"Why Hiei, I'm surprised. I thought the only person you cared about was Yukina." Kurama's tone was cold.
"Hn. Koenma said our job was to protect her." Hiei glared at Kurama. Shut your mouth fox boy.
*growl*Your telepathic threats are pointless, Hiei. You don't stand a chance against me. Kurama returned the glare.
We'll see about that. Hiei turned away and started walking again.
They were surprised when they got closer, to see that Koenma was now walking next to Ren. Koenma felt their glares and looked back at them. He slides his across Ren's shoulder stuck his tongue out. Kurama and Hiei both growled this time and picked up their pace.
Ren was laughing when Kurama and Hiei fell in step beside her. "You guys are so weird."
