Merry late Christmas Folks! Hope you got all the toys and random crap you wanted, and I also hope your families didn't annoy any of you to death, I need people to read this.


MoO: *Homeworld 2 (Best RTS EVER)* DIE HIGAARAN SCUM!!!

Kaine: Hey dumbass, we have dares.

MoO: Aw, do I have to?

Saria: LET ME OUT FOR FARORE'S SAKE!!!!!

MoO: ... I forgot about her. *opens closet door* Sorry 'bout that.

Saria: *sucking thumb in fetal position* Too much... Too much Crazy Frog...

MoO: *slowly closes door* Let's give her some space...


HEY COWMAN! (didnt call you MOO(-insert underlines here)... HEH. !)*hugs Vio* YAY! U WON! IT WAS EITHER U OR GREEN! *cries over Green thengets over him dieing* OHMYGODDESSES! THAT WAS SO GODDESSES-DAMNED FUNNY! too bad i cant do that dare again... WAIT! I GOT ANOTHER GOOD ONE! WO! aw, poor saria... i broke out laughing at tripping ganon in to lava... ROFLMAO! and damn... light arrows are overpowered! i never thought i would laugh so much at zelda getting pwned... yayz! finally, the dares!

Dares:

COWMAN: put up with young love for a chapter... or i do another horribly longdare!

Kaine: *vein pops out* ... *gathers green's, red's, and blue's weapons, thenstarts hitting you with them* DONT FALL ASLEEP DURING MY DARES! *startshitting you on the head with blue's hammer repeatedly like a cartoon* neway,*still hitting you* you have got to stay awake for ALL DARES *whacks you hardon the two words capitalized then keeps going* for three chapters! *borrowszelda's light arrows then hits you ten times with them then goes away*

TP link and midna: MAKE OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES! then midna gets to reacthowever she wants! (hope ur a midlinker... again!)

Ilia: face off with midna!

All Zelda's: watch amused, while eating popcorn, drinking soda, and gossiping among eachother

Winner of Ilia-Midna match: burn the other person in a fire, then borrow all the zelda's light arrow bows, ten hits on each bow.

Zelda's: murder the person who won for taking ur light bow!

COWMAN: let Aryll take over for a chapter!

that is all.-PokeWarriZeldafan


Kaine: *stifles laugh*

MoO: I think I preferred Moo. NO UNDERLINE FOR YOU!!!*reads dare* ...Crap. Fine. *jumbotron appears on wall showing one of those tunnel of love rides*

Kaine: ...

MoO: ?

Kaine: I think that's more like stalking.

MoO: Shut up.

Jumbotron: *shows Toon Link and Tetra*

MoO: What the?! How did they get out?!

Kaine: Just get on with the dares. *reads dare* I got bored, big whoop.

MoO: I cannot guarantee it, so I will use... AUTHOR POWERS!!! *snaps fingers*

Kaine: *glows gold*

MoO: ...?!

Kaine: What do you think I've been studying for half a year?

MoO: ...So you're...?

Kaine: Immune? Yes. *snaps fingers*

MoO: *back flips involuntarily* HUH?!?!

Kaine: That's right, though that's about all I can do.

MoO: But I can still get you to stay awake.

Kaine: How?

MoO: I'm sure Metus would love this job.

Kaine: ... Metus? METUS??? I hate that guy, he has no appreciation for the written word!

MoO: So you'll stay awake?

Kaine: FINE.

Link: Not again.

Midna: *grabs him and gets on tunnel of love*

Jumbotron: *shows them*

MoO: ... I'm not doing this next chapter, just saying.

Jumbotron: *5 min are up, and Midna pins Link to boat*

*5 hours later*

MoO: ...I love this dare.

Kaine: Pervert.

MoO: Shut up.

Ilia: I... What?! Why do you hate me? *Crushed by Midna's giant hand/hair thing*

Zeldas: We didn't get to gossip!

MoO: Too bad, so sad.

Jumbotron *MORE YOUNG LOVE*

MoO: IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!! *whips out Soul Edge and kills everyone at that goddamn amusement park* I know you're going to give me a crazy long dare, but it beats putting up with THAT.

Midna: *burning Ilia's body* Hey wasn't there another part to this? *reads dare* Way ahead of you there. *grabs Light Arrows and shoots them into Ilia's flaming corpse*

Zelda: *shoots Midna with a magnum*

MoO: ...Where does she get these things? *reads dare* Fuck. Aryll!

Aryll: *right next to my ear* HOI!!!

MoO: GODAMMIT!!! I AM DEAFENED!!! *recovers* Now then. Aryll you get to be host for the next chapter.

Aryll: Really? Cool!

MoO: *deathly calm voice* Just one thing. You won't let people opt out of dare will you? Because OMEGA think little girls are oh so tasty.

Aryll: *terrified* N-n-n-n-no s-s-s-sir!!!

MoO: *Cheery voice* Good! NEXT DARES!


Hello there, I have some dares for the cast

Link: Here's a live blue chuchu in a bowl. Eat it. Also, what exactly is inthose pears you feed to seagulls that lets you control them?

Tetra: Get fired off in the barrel

Tingle: Stick your face in a toaster.

Tetra and Sheik: Have an argument on which is better: Pirates or Ninjas?Well that's all I have for now. Toodles!


MoO: Alright then, here you go Link. *hands Toon Link a live Blue Chu in a bowl*

Toon Link: I... Uh... *Slurp* *Spasms of pain from electricity*

MoO: Felling alright?

Toon Link: *sparking like crazy*

MoO: Great, now we'll never know what's in the pears.

Kaine: It's weed.

MoO: ... You know this how?

Kaine: *eating pear* It's a medicinal herb. And on a side note it's awesome.

Tetra: *in barrel catapult* DAMN YOU!!! *flung at Forsaken fortress*

MoO: *eating popcorn*

Kaine: *reading*

Toon Link: *sparking*

Tetra: *plastered on wall*

Tingle: Oh boy! A toaster!

MoO: *shoves his face into it*

Tingle: *getting electrocuted* It tickles! *dead*

MoO: ... *summons door and throws dead Tingle into it*

Door of OMEGA: *loud crunching and slurping sound, followed by a burp as a piece of green spandex flies out*

MoO: *reads dare* Ok then, I'm just going to have Zelda and Sheik be separate characters for this fic. *separates them* Now argue who is better!

Tetra: Pirates, duh. We're just kick-ass.

MoO: I see. Sheik?

Sheik: Ninjas. Pirates are just idiots on a boat, look at her crew.

Tetra's Crew: HEY!!!

MoO: Tetra?

Tetra: What are you talking about?! Pirates are free-spirited, fun, and above all care for their friends.

Sheik: They're also loud and obnoxious.

Tetra: I s'pose your ninja's are perfect?

Sheik: And there's another thing; we have pronunciation and grammar.

*3 hours later*

Tetra & Sheik: *shouting at each other about why they're better then the other indecipherably*

Everyone else: *eating popcorn and drinking Root beer*

Rajak: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Tetra & Sheik: *quiet looking at Rajak*

Rajak: Ninja's are better for one, all important reason.

Tetra: And that would be?

Rajak: *flashsteps behind her* This. *wraps piano wire around her neck and pulls*

Sheik: Thanks for that.

Rajak: You die too. *repeat of Tetra and then warps away*

MoO: Well that's over. NEXT!


Link: Try to tell every girl in all of Zelda (Including the fat lady andunnamed ones) that you have cheated on her with the rest. After MoO revivesyou, make up with Malon and marry her. Best pairing ever

Zelda: Admit to Ganon that you have Stockholm Syndrome. When he starts the love talk, say "I meant Vaati."

Ganon: Become the new mascot for the Arkansas

Vaati and Ezlo: Play rock paper scissors, best 1,000,000 out of 1,999,999

Tetra : engage in an offscreen orgy with all your pirate friends. Then Kill them

Majora: Do am Irish jig. I must have seen you do that a dozen times during your Incarnation stage.

Twinrova: Sit around and tell boring old stories

Twilight Princess Link: Teleport into the ocarina of time, and meet theCuccoos' feathered wrath. In other words, smack them a few times with

Romani : Rename Link Bugger

Cremia: Go die

Kafei: You too. (Leaves Romani and Anju to me XD)

last and certainly least...Tingle: I have deemed this torture worthy of but three people ever. The MCfrom Fusion Frenzy 2, the citizen of Sim City who annoys me the most, and you.I am forcing you to go on a date with the fat lady in Kakariko, go watch LastHouse on the Left, and finally, PLAY THE CDi GAMES!*windows shatter and Link wets his pants.*. I WILL WATCH YOU AND RIDICULE YOUAS YOU EPICALLY FAIL THE WORST ZELDA GAMES IN HISTORY AND THEN YOU WILL GO TOTHE INNERMOST CIRCLE OF HELL WHERE YOU AND THE FUCKTARDS WHO MADE THIS GAMEGO!!


Link: ... Why me? *tells every girl in LoZ that he cheated on them with every other girl*

Nightmare Girl Mob: *murder Link*

MoO: *poking Link's corpse with a stick* Do I really have to revive him?

Kaine: Yes. Or else you'll lose a reader.

MoO: *revives Link who makes then makes up with Malon and they go off to get married* Sickening. *METEOR BITCH!!!!* Much better.

Zelda: Hey, Ganon, I, uh, kinda have Stockholm Syndrome.

Ganon: Really? I'm so happy to hear that! I have so many things to tell you about! I-

Zelda: Not you dumbass, Vaati.

Ganon: ...

Vaati: *warps over and swweps her off her feet* Better luck next time loser. *warps away*

MoO: *warps Ganon to Arkansas*

*5 min later*

Ganon: *dead*

MoO: Guess they didn't want him.

Vaati: You can't beat me you old fart!

Ezlo: We'll see about that! And I'm not old!

*999,999 rounds later*

Kaine: And this is it folks! The final round between Vaati and Ezlo! And to liven it up MoO is going to throw the loser into OMEGA's door!

Vaati & Ezlo: Rock... Paper... SICSORS!!! *Ezlo throws paper and Vaati throws scissors*

Ezlo: *jaw hanging open*

Vaati: Told ya.

MoO: *throws Ezlo into OMEGA's door*

Tetra: Not in a million years.

MoO: When will they learn? *snaps fingers*

*an hour later*

Tetra: *carrying Gonzo's severed head* I fucking hate you.

MoO: Then I'm doing my job right.

Majora: *Irish Jig*

MoO: Ok...

Trinrova (yes, both of them, simultaneously): Oh, we have this one really great one about when we ate this raisin! It was so nice, we- *cut short when I sick Darth Maul on them*

MoO: I love author powers. *reads dare* o.0

Link: What?

MoO: Oh... Nothing... *warps Link to OoT*

Jumbotron: *Link hits a Cuccoo which started cawing like a demon crow*

Kaine: Since when do Cuccoos caw?

MoO: Since I said so, shut up.

Jumbotron: *Cuccoos gather on the trees and buildings in a Birds-esque manner*

MoO: Here it comes!

Jumbotron: *MOTHER-OF-ALL-SHIT-STORMS!!!*

MoO: Oh, that was great.

Jumbotron *young love*

MoO: DIDN'T I KILL YOU ALREADY?!?!?! *incinerates Jumbotron*

Romani: Hey Link.

Link: Yeah?

Romani: Your name is now Bugger.

Bugger: Wha? Hey what the?! Why is- huh?!?!?!

MoO: we all heard it, your name is now Bugger. And so it shall be until the end of the next chapter.

Bugger: T.T

MoO: Why didn't I do this sooner?

Cremia: *thrown off cliff*

Kafei: *drowned in pool*

MoO: My, aren't you lucky. *pushes random big red button*

Romani & Anju: *explode*

MoO: Here you are. *hands him a bucket of their guts*

Tingle: YAY!!! This is going to great!

*the next day*

MoO: Where's Tingle?

Kaine: That fat lady ate him.

MoO: ... So he didn't even finish the dare?

Kaine: Well, yes and no. He only got to the fat lady this time around, but it turns out he's die-hard fan of that movie AND the CDi games.

MoO: o.0 x infinity

Kaine: Yeah. I know.


I know you said no yaoi but can you make Ganondorf and Link french-kiss for20 seconds. Their reactions would be funny as hell.

I have a rocket launcher, every male character from LoZ must fight each other if they don't want to die

Everyone play seven minutes in Heaven

Ganon vs King Bowser

Zelda vs Samus vs Princess Peach

Link vs Mario vs Sonic

MoO, have a lemon with your fav. character or characters. *Grin*Just do it in another room

That's all folks!


MoO: Hmm... Eh, why not? *snaps fingers*

Ganon & Link: *forced french kiss*

Ganon: DEAR DIN!!!! *jumps into OMEGA's door*

Link: *dead from Ganon's breath*

MoO: That was... Odd...

*One psychopathic battle later*

Dark Link: Hahhh... Hahhh... I... Win... *rocket launchered*

MoO: *playing Homeworld 2 again* Nooo, my Flagship! Shipyard retreat!

Kaine: Why are you playing as Vayger? They suck.

MoO: Yeah but they have a cooler fleet command voice. Anyway I have a fic to write.

*a few hundred games of seven minutes in heaven later*

MoO: *holding Ganon's severed head* NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, EVER EVEN THINK OF TRYING TO GET ME IN THERE WITH ANOTHER GUY, OR THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!

Kaine: Wha... What happened?! All I remember was winding up in the closet with Midna.

MoO: You do NOT want to know. All in favor of never bringing this up again?

Everyone: I!

MoO: Good.

Ganon VS Bowser: *Ganon pwns*

Zelda VS Samus VS Peach: *Samus pwns with Zero Beam*

Bugger VS Mario VS Sonic: *Sonic pwns with Big Shiny Attack of Death*

MoO: Sweet! *kicks Bugger in balls and steals Malon* You guys all know you'd do the same. *warps into another room*

Kaine: Well then, I guess that's it for dares, and MoO most likely won't be out for a while. See you later I guess.


Hope you liked it and merry late Christmas! Leave some dares so I can keep writing.