Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SQUAT, except this candy bar, you can't have it.
TA DA! Ya so dib and zim have a lil fight in zim's lab as Zak observes it all. Why dib goes through all that trouble just to get some pictures when he could install a camera instead is beyond me.
"Sid"
"hm?"
"I'm going into the viewing room don't bother me unless it's important."
"what would be important?"
I sighed. "If you find zim or that robot gir anywhere near my house tell me."
"oookay, I'm going to get you dust bunnies!" he cried diving under the couch.
I really need to get his brain looked at.
"Haribo take me to the viewing room."
The disc descended.
"How's your new friend the big headed kid hmm?"
"He's not my friend." I said putting emphasis on friend.
"Sure."
I scowled at him.
When I got into the room I sat in my chair and brought up the xe ne I put on dib. Sure enough he was still sitting in the bushes; he's never going to get anywhere like that. I switched over to the one that I had follow zim.
The recording came up showing zim in the school's air duct. It went on for a bit before he finally stopped at an opening looking inside for a bit removed the metal and dropped inside the room. xe ne followed him into the room and attached itself to the ceiling.
zim was inside the radiation burn room, and was looking through what appeared to be a box of needles.
"He can't really be thinking of using an infected needle on dib is he?" for some reason that thought made me a lil worried but I shrugged it off.
Once he had found what he was looking for he used his spider legs to get back up the duct. And out of the school he headed for his house and went inside. And sat on the couch with gir for 4 hours during skool arguing about the angry monkey on the show.
"That was less eventful than I thought it would be."
Switching back to dib's camera I saw that he had gotten tired of sitting in the bush and went up to zim's front door somehow escaping the slow garden gnomes.
"Did he actually think that's going to work?"
after dib knocked gir opened the door.
"Hello?" gir said in his idiotic way.
"Is zim here?" dib asked
"INTRUDER! NONE MAY PASS!" he had gone into sir mode and brought out guns from his head to point at dib.
"Where is he, gir?"
"out." he had gone back to his dumb self and motioned for dib to come inside
"that was easy." dib muttered.
No kidding, what a dumb sir unit. They both went inside and walked over to the kitchen where a toilet was sitting. A toilet in the kitchen?
"Is this it?" dib asked the bot
"uhhhhhh sure." and flushed the toilet as dib stepped inside.
"gross." dib said as he was flushed inside the house.
He landed inside one of zim's many labs.
"Why is a toilet the entrance to his base, and in the kitchen." dib thought out loud apparently still grossed out.
He headed over to a glass cabinet lined with containers of strange liquids on every shelf. There were some powders, a red gel like substance that had something unidentifiable floating inside of it that looked like a body part of a specimen of a distant planet. They all had labels that did couldn't read as they were in Irken which dib's computer couldn't translate since his system had never seen a language quite like the Irkens, or any other language from outside his tiny planet.
"I can't believe I'm inside one of zim's labs. With these pictures I can expose him for what he really is. And people will finally stop thinking I'm crazy!" dib exclaimed as he took photos of zim's lab and some of the experiments that zim was still working on. None of which would actually lead to the destruction of this planet I noted, they weren't powerful enough or just sloppily done.
Dib made his way across the lab, camera flashing at everything he found interesting when he finally came to the back wall where the pods were attached to the wall. They led to other parts of zim's base; it seemed dib had figured that out as well. He stepped inside the closet one, as he did the door closed behind him.
"Wow, these must lead to other labs and more incriminating stuff." he must not have made it to the pods before. Though he had been trailing zim for a year now.
Dib looked around the space trying to figure out how the elevator pod worked. He noticed a small computer screen on the side wall with some irken writing. dib not knowing what they meant began pushing random buttons hoping it would take him further into the base and not back up where he came from. The pod eventually started to move down into the lower levels of the large basement. When the doors opened another lab waited for dib to explore. This one was used for experimenting on things that might not have been safe to do on the upper level in case the experiments escaped.
An animal lay strapped to a table; I think it was a squid. It looked smooth and was the color of mother of pearl. Its eyes were closed so I think it was asleep or dead. Didn't matter to me either way. Dib made his way around the lab marveling at the advanced technology he would never be able to make or get himself.
As I was getting bored of dib exploring the lab I switched over to the je sha on zim. He was making his way down the driveway towards his house. This suddenly got more interesting. At least I wouldn't have to take the camera away from dib as he always seemed to lose his evidence because he never knew when to quit and just take the evidence he could get and leave.
Gir was watching the TV as zim entered the living room. The zit begone commercial playing with an overly dramatic teen looking depressed because of the fake monstrous zit on his face. Zim looked like he was about to say something to gir but paused and looked around the living room.
"It smells like human in here. GIR!" zim glared at the robot
"whaaat?"
"did you let somebody into the base again?"
"uuuuuh maybe," he thought for a second. "Well that big headed boy came by, I like him...his head smells like a puppy!"
"where is he now?" zim hissed
"I FLUSHED HIM DOWN THE TOILET!" gir squeaked
"next time someone knocks at the door, ESPECIALLY that FILTHY worm-baby don't let him inside the base. That's why I made the roboparents." he pointed to the two inept robots he made that were currently smacking each other the robo mom ran into the wall creating a weird tutu shaped dent. Zim apparently used to this ignored them.
"TAQUITOS!" gir screamed and kept watching the TV which was showing the angry monkey show now.
zim headed into the kitchen all the while cursing his robot for letting the big headed boy in. he climbed into the toilet and flushed himself down to the labs that dib was in previously.
"Ugh! It smells even more human in here. How long has he been-ah!" zim yelled as he ran over to the cabinet that dib had been going through. "Good nothing's missing, I'll make that dirt child pay for going through my stuff."
zim looked around for dib till he got to the back wall where the pods stood and went into the one that dib had used. Zim could tell which buttons dib had pushed because he had left fingerprints on several of the buttons. Which irkens didn't have, since their "fingers" were actually claws.
When the pod door opened dib was still looking around the lab and taking pictures.
"DIB! You stink-BEAST! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY EQUIPMENT!" zim yelled and ran at dib.
"I don't need your machines with these photos I'll show everyone what you really are!"
dib ducked behind a table just as zim went sailing over it his claws barely missing dib's face. Dib ran back toward the pods, zim recovered and used his spider legs to jump over the tables and landed on dib. They had a five second wrestling match before dib finally kicked zim in the spleedelespooch. As zim was holding his side dib made it to the pods as he was inside one of zims spider legs managed to get in and swipe the camera from dib's hands just as the door closed.
"No! All that work for nothing! But I have to get out of here first!" dib began pushing random buttons. And got the elevator to go back up inside the house which threw him out of the toilet. He headed out of the kitchen into the living room.
"Gir grab the DIB!" yelled a voice from behind him. Zim had come out of the toilet behind dib and was holding his side. gir who was still watching the angry monkey show jumped off the couch and in front of dib his eyes glowing red, for a second it looked like dib wouldn't make it out of the house but gir quickly went back to his dumb self and instead of capturing dib began break dancing complete with a boom box. Dib used this moment to run past gir and out of the house. Heading to the safety of his room.
"Gir! How could you let that barely evolved monkey into the base?" zim chided gir
"but he's so nice." gir reasoned in his dumb way.
I had seen all I needed to. I switched off the monitor and thought for a moment. Zim had taken care of the photos so I didn't have to do it myself. If dib had left earlier he could have gotten out of the base without zim knowing he'd been there because gir wouldn't have said anything about it. But he got greedy, just like his species nothing is ever enough. Though that could be applied to irkens too I thought.
I headed back to my chemical lab to perfect the other powders I had been working on.
