Authors Note: I know what I'm gonna do today! Well for this story anyways…I wish I could say the same with some of my other stories…ah well! At least I got this down!
Beyond these Walls: Chapter 3
"Would it help if I said I was sorry?" Doofenshmirtz looked down at the angry platypus standing cross armed next to him.
Perry shook his head 'No' and continued to glare down at the grass.
"Oh come on, you know I'd much rather fight you then build something with your stupid owners."
The mammal looked up at him with a shocked expression, and then narrowed his eyes.
"No! That came out wrong-!" The scientist tried but his nemesis walked away from him "Aw!" Doof face palmed himself repeatedly "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
"May I have everyone's attention please?" Phineas called to everyone. He was standing next to a giant Bio dome "After much thinking, I finally know what we're gonna do today!"
"What are we Doooin'?" Isabella looked at her boyfriend. Ok he wasn't her boyfriend, but they've been married 42 times in her head.
"We're doing everything!"
Candace scowled and held up her cell phone "Hold on! What do you mean we're doing everything?! I have a date with Jeremy so this everything…thing better not take too long!"
"Phineas." Baljeet pulled out a calculator and started pressing buttons "It is physically impossible to do everything, especially not in one day! If we were to attempt to do everything it would take us hundreds of lifetimes, and that's only if the things are legal! Jail is something, you know."
"And I thought you already made the whole Bio dome thing!" Candace put her hands on her hips.
"Allow me to explain." Phineas started "Dr. D, Ferb and I managed to rebuild the Bio dome AND we modified it. Well Dr. D added the inator part…So, behold! The Bio Dome-inator!"
"But Phineas." Isabella looked uncertain "Why did you rebuild the Bio Dome?"
"Inator!"
She sighed at the doctor "Fine, why'd you rebuild the Bio Dome-inator? I thought we were breaking the fifth wall."
"We are." Phineas smiled.
"But why-"
"I wasn't done explaining, we're going to break the fifth wall by doing everything."
Candace raised an eyebrow and shook her head "You've completely lost me."
Phineas sighed "Remember those really long definitions I gave last chapter?"
"Yes and you just broke the fourth wall." Baljeet pointed out.
"Yes I did but isn't that what we're trying to accomplish here?"
"Hey Dinnerbell." Buford said "I thought we were breaking the fifth wall."
"Ah but in order to break the fifth one, don't we have to get through the fourth?"
"I guess that makes sense…" Candace trailed off "But what does doing everything have to do with breaking a wall?"
"It has everything to do with it Candace! We're going to break the fifth wall by doing everything those definitions said."
"Everything?"
"Everything!"
"How long will that take exactly?" The orange haired teen asked.
"So let me get this straight." Baljeet counted on his fingers "We are going to break down the wall of a castle to get a king's treasure, become wizards and steal shoelaces, push an actor out of a window, find some knots in the 12th Dimension, learn how to prove a film is stupid by going to a film school and watching a science fiction action horror film, bring a bunch of people into our world and last but not least, destroy a television set. Did I get all that correctly?"
"Pretty much." Phineas shrugged.
…
"Ok. I'm going home." Baljeet waved and everyone started to clear out of the backyard.
"Wait! Hear me out!" The young inventor stopped them and some inspirational music started to play in the background "The fourth wall has taken its toll on every single one of you. Don't you want revenge? Dr. D you should know all about revenge, you try to get it every day! Well this is your one chance to finally get revenge on something without Perry trying to stop you. Don't you want that? One victory out of hundreds?"
Doofenshmirtz glanced sadly at Perry who immediately looked away from him.
"Ferb, bro! This is all you! You want this more than anyone else here does. You are going to OWN that wall."
The brit put on a battle helmet and dramatically raised his sledgehammer.
"And Baljeet." Phineas turned to the dark haired boy "Do you want to be a disgrace to philosophy forever?"
Baljeet glanced off to the side.
"And Isabella, you say your love life is being ruined. Don't you want to do something about it?"
The pink clad girl looked determined "Yes! Yes I do!"
"And Candace, Mom said the fifth wall doesn't exist. Don't you want to prove her wrong for once?"
"Yes, yes I most certainly do!" Candace glared.
"And Buford, don't you want to push an actor out a window?"
Buford's eyes widened and lit up "Yes….yes I do."
"So who's with me?"
Everyone cheered and Perry chattered, the record scratched and the music stopped as he looked at his owner expectantly.
"Oh right…well…you can make sure no one gets hurt and that Dr. D stays in line."
The scientist scoffed "Like I need anyone to keep me in line, no one can stop me from doing what I want! Especially not a stupid animal! Haha! ...Wait…" Doof's eyes widened and Perry continued to glare at him "No! You're not stupid! That's not what I meant to-" The platypus marched away from him "Oh Great! Nice job Heinz! Dumkopf!" Doofenshmirtz paused and then started slamming his head against the tree in frustration.
Everyone ignored this while Phineas began explaining the new functions of the Biosphere.
"Instead of it just making different climates, we modified it to make different realities. It can make anywhere we want or imagine. Here, allow me to demonstrate." Phineas pressed a button on the remote and the door opened. The kids and platypus started following him inside, he called to the doctor. "You coming Dr. D?"
Doofenshmirtz stopped assaulting his brain and ran after them "Coming!" The door closed behind him.
"Uh Phineas? This is the backyard." Candace said as they all looked around at the green grass and big tree.
"Yep." Phineas smiled.
"I thought we were going to test it out."
"We are."
"But we're still in the backyard."
"I know, when I thought of a place I thought of the backyard. Isn't it great guys? It looks JUST like it." The red head beamed proudly.
Everyone shook their heads at the boy and Ferb snatched the remote. He pressed the button and the world around them transformed. Two large castles appeared on either side and the whole place looked like it would in medieval times.
"BATTLE STATIONS!" Irving screamed.
"Irving?" Isabella stared at the weird boy.
"Hey I know you!" Doofenshmirtz glared down at the boy "You peed on my couch!"
Irving glared back "You deserved it!"
A/N: Wow I have problems XD You'll hear a backstory to that last bit in the next chapter. Randomness and hilarity shall ensue x) And you're all going to get the chance to be interviewed by the character of your choice so leave who you want to be interviewed by in a review or PM me.
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